"Lyra why are you so fixated on trying to name the cat Atomic Bomb?" -Me to my little sister.
"Lyra why are you so fixated on trying to name the cat Atomic Bomb?" -Me to my little sister.
"why is komaeda jennifer coolidge?"
i dont even know how to begin explaining this one
"why is komaeda jennifer coolidge?"
i dont even know how to begin explaining this one
I. he/him
II. +3 fr time
III. skin wishlist
IV. apparel wishlist
“Okay do we want caseoh or orange”
“This image gives me another disease every time I see it”
“Mate I’m having a mental breakdown you think I have the time to revise my works”
“Shirt that says not human and not happy on it worn by a kid who looks like they’re about to have a mental breakdown”
“Okay do we want caseoh or orange”
“This image gives me another disease every time I see it”
“Mate I’m having a mental breakdown you think I have the time to revise my works”
“Shirt that says not human and not happy on it worn by a kid who looks like they’re about to have a mental breakdown”
Risk - It/They - Please Ping
The plegg of nobody’s dreams
"Booty, don't throw that grasshopper in the pool... no, don't get in after it, it's too cold right now!... Damn, you're stupid!" Which was said to one of the stray kittens that live under my house; I'm working on taming them so they can be brought inside.
Nope, he does not have an intelligent name. He's been called Bootyhead, Bootysmasher, Bootyface, etc. His name started as a very generic "Boots," until my roommate looked at him and went "He really is a royal ***... what's a more acceptable word for ***?"
"Booty, don't throw that grasshopper in the pool... no, don't get in after it, it's too cold right now!... Damn, you're stupid!" Which was said to one of the stray kittens that live under my house; I'm working on taming them so they can be brought inside.
Nope, he does not have an intelligent name. He's been called Bootyhead, Bootysmasher, Bootyface, etc. His name started as a very generic "Boots," until my roommate looked at him and went "He really is a royal ***... what's a more acceptable word for ***?"
'And then our protagonist got carted back off to the USA by child protection services and had no more plot relevance whatsoever until she graduated high school'
'NO, the magical pyromaniac cat is an ENTIRELY. DIFFERENT. THING.'
'and of course she promised she'd stay, so what does she do later? VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!'
'of course no crystal can actually give you the power to turn into a furry but I'm a storyteller and can therefore take liberties where realism is concerned'
'BEHOLD, the woman who broke biology with a CD!'
'so remember that archivist who jetted off to Britain after The Incident and never looked back? Well, she procreated'
'now, the story would have ended there and then but unfortunately it was genetic'
'spoiler alert she is lying through her teeth'
- Me, explaining the lore of my crossover/rewrite fanfiction thing to a loved one (who asked for details and had no idea what they were getting into)
'And then our protagonist got carted back off to the USA by child protection services and had no more plot relevance whatsoever until she graduated high school'
'NO, the magical pyromaniac cat is an ENTIRELY. DIFFERENT. THING.'
'and of course she promised she'd stay, so what does she do later? VANISH OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH!'
'of course no crystal can actually give you the power to turn into a furry but I'm a storyteller and can therefore take liberties where realism is concerned'
'BEHOLD, the woman who broke biology with a CD!'
'so remember that archivist who jetted off to Britain after The Incident and never looked back? Well, she procreated'
'now, the story would have ended there and then but unfortunately it was genetic'
'spoiler alert she is lying through her teeth'
- Me, explaining the lore of my crossover/rewrite fanfiction thing to a loved one (who asked for details and had no idea what they were getting into)
hey name's Cyrith and I go by she/her
I need to reformat my sig one of these days
Smell like steak and alien communism
(Watching Regular Show)
My neurodivergency is like a spice cabinet
(In a goofy mood)
We’re flipping a coin, joining the army, and showering with dudes :3
(That army short)
Smell like steak and alien communism
(Watching Regular Show)
My neurodivergency is like a spice cabinet
(In a goofy mood)
We’re flipping a coin, joining the army, and showering with dudes :3
(That army short)
Am catastrophist much proud
"Be nicer about the foodstuff that led to our collective sorry existence"
– Me, discussing pineapple pizza with my sister
"Be nicer about the foodstuff that led to our collective sorry existence"
– Me, discussing pineapple pizza with my sister
“Us poor victorian children spend 9 days making rolls for pure cake scraps”
“Throw her into a lake. Let her know of our wrath”
“Life is short. Terrorize your medkit main friends today!”
“Okay but would he be affected by the gen alpha reading crisis”
“Animal Jam also raised me better than my parents”
“Us poor victorian children spend 9 days making rolls for pure cake scraps”
“Throw her into a lake. Let her know of our wrath”
“Life is short. Terrorize your medkit main friends today!”
“Okay but would he be affected by the gen alpha reading crisis”
“Animal Jam also raised me better than my parents”
Risk - It/They - Please Ping
The plegg of nobody’s dreams
Technically not me but a normal conversation in my French class is a gold mine for out of context quotes
“Guys I just died! :D”
“Hey [friend’s name] can I have $837”
Trying to think of more but I can’t
Technically not me but a normal conversation in my French class is a gold mine for out of context quotes
“Guys I just died! :D”
“Hey [friend’s name] can I have $837”
Trying to think of more but I can’t
