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I sure don't. I have two sentences written and have no desire to go on. tell about the worst essay you've written so that I can find the insperation to write this one!

If I hate the professor or the prompt, I'll add Justin bieber or Taylor Swift lyrics in like they're actual sentences.

Only been caught once.

Well, I once got my dad to help me with an essay in the ninth grade. I got a D on it.




I never asked him for help again.

I think the last essay I wrote on a book was pretty terrible. It was on In Cold Blood by Truman Capote and it could have been better if I'd actually put thought into the section I wanted to analyze ._.' no it was so bad it as a solid two pages of BS. Even thinking about it makes me die a little on the inside.

@vaindigression
I once wrote an essay dealing with gender issues, culture, religion, and law... And here's the kicker, it was an analysis of a fictional story set in India. I had to use outside sources to make it more real. I shudder to think of it. What essay prompt are you working with?

@Asiatica I have to anylize Holy Sonnet 10 (aka death be not proud) for a huge project and it is just bad

Oh I think all the essays that I've written have been terrible. I never had to try on any of them...Yeah, I was that annoying kid who could just write and write without having to do much actual thinking and research.

Though for my graduation essay I had for college? It was about crimes making more happen....About 80% of it was me talking about the different places in LoZ:oot.

15 pages, and I managed to fit 'tri force' in there about 6 times. And somehow managed bombchu, and others in too. Got a B+ :>

@vainindigression I found an analysis of Holy Sonnet 10. There is a particularly compelling comment on Donne's Christian understanding of Death toward the end. Hope it helps!