Earthshaker, a classic. Now, let’s take a look at our sad boi. He is quite sad, yes, but that is not his only feature. He is an absolute UNIT, being the largest and possibly most powerful of the deities. There’s some issues though. He is a little… lacking. Lacking in a tail and wings, I mean. Sure, that mound of rocks on his butt is SORT OF a tail, but, sorry my guy, only long reptile tails count here. Also his beard looks kinda… kinda weird imo. Eh. Anyways, what he lacks in appearance, he certainly makes up for in dominance. Seriously! This guy’s flight is a POWERHOUSE! (Almost makes me wanna do… something, or whatever, anything, to bring my own flight, Plague, back to its top spot. Also he made his own breed unable to fly, BUT no point will be subtracted from that since he himself obviously doesn’t know how to fly either.
4/10
Hot cheeto. Very spicy. A CLASSIC dragon design, HOWEVER… where’s the horns? Where are yer horns, hm? HM? It looks w e i r d. Though, she will get extra ‘yep that is a dragon’ points for reigning over FIRE. Also she made her first breed not have hands when their entire thing is forging- seriously, we got the whole ‘they used to forge b4 genocide’ thing but like- I don’t buy it. They only have feet, no hands, and even if they stood on their tails, it would be unwieldy. Now, her second breed might AS WELL not have hands- why do coatls have teeny tiny limbs? OH and how she didn’t learn her lesson about ‘no singular nesting areas for a WHOLE BREED’ from that time banescales DIED. Also why are coatls mostly deaf? Why? WHy did you do that, hot cheeto girl? WHY?? WHY???
5/10
Long noodle mans, extremely long. He makes the winds. He greenb. He actually good at designing his breeds. He friendly. He the dad who goes on constant business trips. He will get points off for dominance losses tho.
7/10
Tidelord. Classic dragon design. Made his kids the classic dragon designs. Can see the future or at least make others see it. However, since he is absent, he will not be participating in the ratings event.
Absent/10
Shadowbinder… grrrrrr… she IS STINKEE. She LITTERS. She ISN’T IN A COOL TRICKSTER OUTFIT. Her wings do be kinda neat doe. Points off for being gods awful at dominance.
3/10
Deity? What are you talking about?? This is a member of the O5 council! Why isn’t he working? Get back to work, cold boi! Anywho, besides that, he’s kinda unoriginal in his designs, and has same-dragon syndrome. Tundras are just flying Gaolers. Gaolers though? Those were okay, those were a good deal! Why did he make a breed with awful memory that doesn’t even imprison stuff and he doesn’t even like anyway?! He does look pretty neat tho.
5/10
The CEO of yelling, Stormcatcher. I used to work under him. I used to be an employee. Not anymore, though. Not since the incident.
CLASSIFIED/10
Yaknow, her design is cool, BUT why all the orbs? It looks weird and kinda cluttered. Also why did she make her breed a bunch of cowards and some others are so flawed that when they die together they form into what essentially has the power of a cat 5 hurricane per head? Great dominance tho, and has good taste in the designs of her messed up little children.
7/10
GRR PLANT >:( PLAGUEZ IZ DA BEST
-20/10
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100/10
He nearly ended the world once (I am saying ONCE because the “first time” was when he was ACTUALLY only an AFTEREFFECT of an end of the world, he didn’t cause it, it caused him, and it was really caused by a buncha lil ancient pillar lovin dudes.), and he’s pink, but he’s really cool and alien, and has some okay taste in dragon design. His dom is awful tho.
7/10
