@Lunarecho
The girl just did a massive "what are those!" to Steven. It burned him so badly his ego deflated and he will be forever flat.
Someone who hasn't seen Liar Liar explain this.
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@Lunarecho
The girl just did a massive "what are those!" to Steven. It burned him so badly his ego deflated and he will be forever flat.
Someone who hasn't seen Liar Liar explain this.
@Kpribbit
A man discovers he is yellow-blue colorblind late in life. In a fit of emotion, he writes "blue" all over his face in blue ink, in hopes that his skin will absorb the color and allow him to see properly. He's getting very over-dramatic about it
Someone who hasn't seen Free! explain this:
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A man discovers he is yellow-blue colorblind late in life. In a fit of emotion, he writes "blue" all over his face in blue ink, in hopes that his skin will absorb the color and allow him to see properly. He's getting very over-dramatic about it
Someone who hasn't seen Free! explain this:
1st Anniversary Fish Cake
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Hatched a triple-orca baby from a single-egg nest. The parents have a 65-color primary range, a 41-color secondary range, and a 17-color tertiary range. There was a .0022% chance of this color combo happening. But it’s not a g1 and there are 42,538 triple-orca dragons unexalted. This is the best luck you've ever had on this site and it’s simultaneously completely unimpressive. Incredible. Dragon ID: #74228362XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXEarned:2021-12-11
@adrienne
A guy is trying to get another to go somewhere with him. The other guy doesn't want to go so he resorts to dragging him along. But then his friend doesn't want the other guy to go so he trys to weigh him down. The others either try to settle it or cheer on one side or the other.
Someone who hasn't seen Death Note, explain this:
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@adrienne
A guy is trying to get another to go somewhere with him. The other guy doesn't want to go so he resorts to dragging him along. But then his friend doesn't want the other guy to go so he trys to weigh him down. The others either try to settle it or cheer on one side or the other.
Someone who hasn't seen Death Note, explain this:
@Wolfbat
So a really tall mime went for a walk around the park but was hungry, so like any good mime, he started eating people. So Bobby (The guy on the bench) decided to give him an apple so the mime would stop eating random strangers. Good job Bobby, pat on the back.
Explain this:
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So a really tall mime went for a walk around the park but was hungry, so like any good mime, he started eating people. So Bobby (The guy on the bench) decided to give him an apple so the mime would stop eating random strangers. Good job Bobby, pat on the back.
Explain this:
@kersom
A random construction guy finds a magical watermelon. He's listening to music (Taylor Swift, on his Beats by Dre). The magical watermelon wants the guy to pay attention to him, so he explodes. The guy does not notice.
NOW EXPLAIN THIS!
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@kersom
A random construction guy finds a magical watermelon. He's listening to music (Taylor Swift, on his Beats by Dre). The magical watermelon wants the guy to pay attention to him, so he explodes. The guy does not notice.
NOW EXPLAIN THIS!
@YellowTomoriPony
They're on their first date and he just let out a giant fart. It was super loud, and the girl decided to use it to mess with him. She lets out a super-silent, super-smelly one, and now she's enjoying his reaction as he dies of embarrassment.
Boom.
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They're on their first date and he just let out a giant fart. It was super loud, and the girl decided to use it to mess with him. She lets out a super-silent, super-smelly one, and now she's enjoying his reaction as he dies of embarrassment.
Boom.
@Aryxia
"I'VE TOLD YOU, SPOOKY GHOST, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE PIANO, YOU SUCK AT IT! I'M FREAKIN' DONE WITH YOU!"
(Idk. Sorry. XD )
Now, somebody explain this!
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@Aryxia
"I'VE TOLD YOU, SPOOKY GHOST, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PLAY THE PIANO, YOU SUCK AT IT! I'M FREAKIN' DONE WITH YOU!"
(Idk. Sorry. XD )
Now, somebody explain this!
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@LunarEcho
Comic Con specifically for kids, ft. a business man who hates pants, a question mark?, and a tourist.
Someone explain this:
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@parabola
CLAIM!!
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Two people and their new hamburger pet are chillin on their couches. Suddenly, their emo homeless friend carl walks in.
Couch dude: Heyyyyyyyy bro wazz up n da hizzle?
Couch lady: Yeah Carl how've ya been?
[s]Carl: WAIIIIIIT WAT WHY IS THERE A HAMBURGER JUST CHILLIN ON THE COUCH?!??!?!?
Hamburger: Hi.[/s]
Carl: I just got married.
A lady walks in, wearing random scraps of cloth and a Hamburger Helper glove.
Carl: Her name's Jo.
Jo: HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl (whispering): She's great at sewing don't cha think?
Jo hugs Carl.
Couch dude: DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNG BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: Homeless dude gets married to the Hamburger Helper lady. She's bad at sewing. The couch people have a pet hamburger.
Now........... explain this!
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@parabola
CLAIM!!
-edit-
Two people and their new hamburger pet are chillin on their couches. Suddenly, their emo homeless friend carl walks in.
Couch dude: Heyyyyyyyy bro wazz up n da hizzle?
Couch lady: Yeah Carl how've ya been? Carl: WAIIIIIIT WAT WHY IS THERE A HAMBURGER JUST CHILLIN ON THE COUCH?!??!?!?
Hamburger: Hi.
Carl: I just got married.
A lady walks in, wearing random scraps of cloth and a Hamburger Helper glove.
Carl: Her name's Jo.
Jo: HIiiiiiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl (whispering): She's great at sewing don't cha think?
Jo hugs Carl.
Couch dude: DAAAAAAAAAAAANNNG BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: Homeless dude gets married to the Hamburger Helper lady. She's bad at sewing. The couch people have a pet hamburger.
Now........... explain this!
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Someone who hasn't seen Liar Liar explain this.
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Also, for all you curious people:
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAE7uOO_4v4[/url]
WHY THE PEN IS BLUE!
