263. Eat the hamster food
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266. Try to do what the old man in "Up" tried to do, but with birds.
266. Try to do what the old man in "Up" tried to do, but with birds.
276. Ask to hold a ferret, shove ferret up sleeve, scream that it escaped into the store, leave store with ferret.
276. Ask to hold a ferret, shove ferret up sleeve, scream that it escaped into the store, leave store with ferret.
278. Run up to every fish tank and yell, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!"
278. Run up to every fish tank and yell, "HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?!"
280. Stab a dog (or horse if one is handy) pull out your lighter and start singing 5000 candles in the wind while waving the lighter in time to the song.
280. Stab a dog (or horse if one is handy) pull out your lighter and start singing 5000 candles in the wind while waving the lighter in time to the song.
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