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----- [emoji=comment size=1][size=5][b]>INTRODUCTION[/b][/size] ----- [left][i]Are you sick of the nonsense fad weight loss diets that never seem to work?[/i][/left] [right][i]Tired of exercising every day only to see little to no change?[/i][/right] [left][i]Do you just wish the weight would simply [b]fall off your bones?[/b][/i][/left] [center][size=5][b]Well, say no more! Introducing.. [/b][/size][/center] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Cgm8Mhc.png[/img][/center] ----- [columns][quote][size=3]"Hi, I'm Parasitosis, CEO of Cestodes™. Here, we strive to help fellow weight-ridden dragons find the right solution to managing that useless flesh and achieve that skin to bones physique with remarkable ease. Our meticulously developed tapeworm program- or how we like to call it, buddy system- is designed to gently and effectively assist you achieve your goals. You don't even have to lift a finger! Just let your new, charming little friend do all the work for you. This won't just be the start of your weight loss journey, it'll be the start of a new, formidable friendship."[/quote] [nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/93026255][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/930263/93026255_350.png[/img][/url][/columns] [size=4][u]Here are the benefits of Cestodes™:[/u] [LIST] [*]Effortless weight loss [*]No need to exercise or eat ever again [*]Show off those bones that are otherwise obscured [*]Lose those burdensome organs that get in the way [*]Become the new face of Plague Times Magazine [*]A new best friend for life! [/LIST] [/size] ----- [emoji=ping size=1] [size=5][b]>TERMS AND CONDITIONS[/b] ----- [LIST] [b][*]There is no need to ping. [*]Treasure to gem ratio is 1,000:1. Mixed payment is accepted. [*]You may make a reservation for a hatchling with specific genes, colors, sex, etc. [*]We can hold a Tapeworm for you for one week. [*]Once the Tapeworm is in your hands, you may do whatever you wish with them. Scatter, regene, resell, exalt, whatever to your heart's content. [*]You may remove or edit the biography. [*]We are not responsible for any side effects such as but not limited to: Abdominal pain, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, constipation, loss of appetite, fatigue, confusion, dizziness, headaches, itching, cysts, organ damage or failure, seizures, intestines blockage, or death. By purchasing our product you agree that we are not responsible for any damages. [*]Cestodes™ is endorsed by Aberrant Corporation.[/b] [/LIST]

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----- [emoji=mystery bag size=1] [size=5][b]>PROCURED SPECIES[/b][/size] ----- [center][i]Taenia solium[/i] [img]https://i.imgur.com/MmDzwn1.gif[/img] Veined / Flecks Sanguine - Brick[/center]

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