TW for Slight body horror + possibly disturbing artwork. nothing too bad, but stay safe!
(stuff for lore / art at the bottom)
all of these are actual things said by actual people, continue at your own risk

"oh ok, i only drugged your-" *demon screeching noises*

"that's either olaf or a really weird looking bird"

*yoda voice* "run over children i must, in my 2007 honda civic i will, mmmm"

"why is there devil survivor in my baldi's basics roleplay"

"this is a robbery"
"no, THIS is a robbery"

"my tablet really just went nae nae wild on me huh"

"UNFORTUNATELY I HAVE A SIBLING. IT IS A CONDITION THAT CANNOT BE CURED... UNLESS SOMETHING AWFUL HAPPENS."

"ooga booga capitalism"

"is this a review for a dog?"
"a sprinkler"

"you have exactly 4.629 minutes before you play fnaf anime rp. this is a threat."

"i'm trained in all the martial arts"
"no you aren't. do i look like a pez dispenser to you"

"boogie time"
"wiggle wiggle"

"this raccoon will not. stop my plans."

"3am cheese eater for smash"

*holds out a ring* "here, you can have this"
"oh thanks-"
"so you can pretend you're married to michael afton"
"I HATE YOUU"
*wheezing*

"you're a foolish fool who foolishly does foolish things"

"i REALLY, REALLY HATE horse races"

"wait wait. if mario and obama are in that game.." *intense whispering* "does that mean they're furries"

"it's a rare pokemon, maybe a rickroll"

"have you ever heard of anyone getting cancelled on the starcraft two general chat? i didn't think so."

"i REFUSE to old yeller the darn diddly robot dogs without metal in the background"

"well i mean if somebody presented me with a onesie made out of lizard skin i'd be more concerned about the person offering me a onesie made out of lizard skin"

"lemon demon thinks we're animals"

"had the furries in a blender tab open because i think i was playing the atomizer album"

"IS FEDDY FABEAR"

"if it doesn’t walk like a duck or quack like a duck, it’s probably a banana."

"DUSTY GATORADE?!?!?"

"will you be my pro fortnite gamer-" *falls over*

"if you level up enough you can convert sleep into moisture"

"i'm going to noclip through your skull"

"you need to wake up, ike is pro-furry"
"no he is NOT ike is ANTI-FURRY"
*under breath* "he's pro-furry"

"YUM IS NOT A VERB!!!!!"

*chris mclean voice* "ok campers, tonight we're going to find out who's a sussy baka. i've sold chef's organs on the black market-"

"that's a whisk i'm skwilling to swake."

"you fool! you blongus! you utter clampongus! the 𝔰𝔱𝔬𝔤 cannot be refused!"

"if it was physically possible for my eyes to retract into my skull they would"

"join the Crisis Club™️"

"finna come to your house and take a raw bite out of your Cottage Cheese Brick™️"

"you sleep like a SPAGEHTTI FORK"

"how do you BUILD AIR??"

"if you get to make me listen to dream smp songs, i think this" *gestures to homestuck mep video* "is the least you can do for me"

"health insurance? that's gambling,"

"the wild [rolls Rs] rrrrats are ecoterrorists"

"scott cawthon is many things but he is not my landlord"

"i'm no rocks, only flesh"

*surprisingly accurate kermit voice* "hello ike from fire emblem. it seems you know my wife, ms piggy,"


if you’re making art of serend, for any reason, paid or not, i am giving you FULL ARTISTIC FREEDOM! and when i say FULL freedom, i mean it. add extra wings, limbs, eyes, teeth, mouths, horns whatever! heck, take away stuff! no mouth, no eyes, no shape! draw a blob with vaguely similar colors! draw them exactly how they are! draw them with different genes or colors! make them a different breed! draw them t-posing! whatever you feel like, just don’t stress out over it and have fun! :]


art by the wonderful AlmightySei!


art by the blobular huniepie :]