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Kira hummed and twirled his front talons around. Five cards lay on the table face down. His body coiled around a pole as his eyes opened. Kira's eyes were under some sort of enchantment to swirl and glow, extra performance.

"Now, please ask the cards your question again." He instructed his Snapper client.

"Is it too soon to have a nest? My mate and I are at odds because we are from different clans, her route and mine hardly cross paths often. Any offspring we have would have to choose whom to travel with! I'm afraid the young won't be as close to her or I."

"And when you're ready, turn them over starting on your left." Kira told him and one by one the Snapper flipped the cards over.
The Lovers
Six Of Penants
Temperance
The Hierophant
Two Of Cups

"Yes, it will be a difficult discussion with your mate. But I feel that with enough talk and compromise you'll be able to come to an agreement." Kira nodded and of course he's not surprised by this outcome, though slightly disappointed since the cards didn't offer any useful advice.

"That's all? I'm well aware of the talk my mate and I need! What a waste of treasure!" The Snapper huffed, jaws clenching. "I need answers! Actual answers! I bet Verum would have better insight."

Kira felt his entire body recoil and tremble in disgust, "Sir please let me explain more..." his body twisted up the pole so his head poked above the floor speaking to his assistant. Back down he gave a gentle smile, "If you truly seek advice I will give you an extra two cards for free."

"All right then."