As you walk through the weirdly colorful volcanic cave lair, you hear some strange sounds close by and decide to take a peek from around the corner. You see a spiral dragon ahead of you who clearly appears to be inebriated. He seems to be shocking himself repeatedly with some sort of contraption on his back, and fails to notice you; though you feel as though you are being watched.

You make your way from around the corner, closer to the distracted dragon, hoping to shake the odd feeling. You then happen to look around the room, out of instinct, and your eyes stop to do a double take. How long has that f@*&ing Wavehopper been standing there?!
It's wide, unblinking eyes stare into your soul.
Then, for a moment, it captures your heart.

You stare back at it's weird face for a while before deciding it's time to leave.
"Why would a dragon hang out with that thing?" You wonder to yourself.
Just then the spiral shouts something at you, like it's trying to yell karaoke or something and just ends up tying itself in a knot. You notice the Wavehopper turn suddenly and stare at him.
For a second you think, "Maybe that Wavehopper really is smart and is going to help him!"


Nope...
He's just...staring.


You back away slowly, deciding to try another cave. Maybe this next one will be a little less peculiar!