To the melody from 'Sound of Silence' by Simon and Garfunkel

F5 and Reload, by Ygdrasill #180719

Hello Mire my old friend
I've come to grind in you again
Because my treasure is getting low
Those gene scroll aren't free you know
So I'm here with fodder to level up and sell
Three Psyworms, well
Hit F5, and reload

Got three Croakers here we go
Why is Rally so darn slow
Common Podids meet their end
Let's keep going with this trend
Then comes four groups of Kamaitachi in a row
That ends the show
Time for F5 and Reload

So I boost Vitality
On these exalts soon to be
Building breath now be a saint
Survive a few hits before you faint
Here we go, Eliminate is working well
Wartoad, Oh H***
Hit F5 and reload

And now these two are almost there
Exalt at seven with no care
Crap three dodges no more breath
I have no choice, just run from death
Oh why did they push the Mire to the second page
Click 'Next' with rage
After F5 and reload

And with one last exalt I go
Check the auctions for prices low
And never more to the Mire to fight
I finally bought my own Light Sprite
Then I auction off my team and ice my wrist
I must resist
More F5, and reloads