Accelgor's dragon Blarg

Personal Style

Apparel

Skin

Scene

Physical Attributes

Battle Stats

Measurements

Length

3.87 m

Wingspan

6.48 m

Weight

480.17 kg

Genetics

Magenta
Poison

Violet
Toxin

Leaf
Underbelly

Hatchday

Mar 20, 2016
(8 years)

Breed

Adult
Nocturne

Eye Type

Arcane
Common

Level 1 Nocturne

EXP: 0 / 245

STR

AGI

DEF

QCK

INT

VIT

MND

Lineage

Parents

Offspring

none

Biography

BLARG
^{RAW BEAUTY IN ITS PUREST STATE}

SUMMARY
BLARG IS THE KAWAII DESU PRINCESS OF THE CLAN (HE FORGOT THE NAME XDDD). EVERY DRAGON LOVES HIM AND WANTS TO HAVE HIS CHILDREN. HES FRIENDS WITH ALL OF THE DEITIES AND IS DATING THE ARCANIST, CORGISINGER, AND TIDEPOTATO. HE HAS POWERS OF ALL OF THE ELEMENTS AND IS SO BEAUTIFUL THAT ITS A CURSE.

ABOUT
BLARG WAS BORN AS THE CHILD OF THE SHADE AND BELLA SWAN FROM TWILIGHT. HOWEVER, THEY NEGLECTED HIM AS A CHILD SO HE MURDERED THEM ALL WITH HIS POWERFUL RAINBOW DEATH BEAMS OF NARNIA. ONCE THEY WERE DEAD HE ABSORBED THEM AND CREATED HIS EVIL DARK FORM, PAUL BLART, HE ALSO BECAME A VAMPIRE AND REMARKABLY BEAUTIFUL (DONT TELL HIM THO, HE DOESNT KNOW HE DOESNT REMEMBER HIS TRANSFORMATION)! RECOGNIZING HIS POWER, THE DEITIES CROWNED HIM AS THE RULER OF ALL OF EQUESTRIA!

AFTER BECOMING RULER, BLARG HAD A TEA PARTY WITH ALL OF THE DEITIES WHERE THEY ATE POCKY AND WATCHED ANIME ALL NIGHT LONG. EXCEPT IT WAS AN ANIME ABOUT HIM AND HE SAVED THE WORLD AGAIN! DURING THE NIGHT HE CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO SENPAI WINDSINGER AND THEY RAN OFF INTO THE SUNSET. THE NEXT DAY, HE ALSO CONFESSED HIS LOVE TO TIDE-SAMI AND TSUNDRE ARCANIST AND THEY ALL STARTED THEIR OWN SITCOM SHOW CALLED CORY IN THE HOUSE.

HIS LOVERS WONT LET HIM LIVE WITH THEM BECAUSE THEY FEAR THAT THEIR SUBJECTS WILL START LOVING HIM TOO MUCH DUE TO HIS IRRESISTIBLE CHARM, SO THEY SENT HIM TO LIVE IN SOME BUM CLAN IN THE WINDSWEPT PLATEAU WHERE HE COULD RULE. SINCE HE MOVED IN, EVERYONE IN THE CLAN HAS WORSHIPED HIM AND PRAYED FOR HIM TO NOTICE THEM. THE END.

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Blarg woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. His parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the decadent of the fallen angel!

So now knowing that Blarg was the relative of the great duke of the night, Blarg saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that Blarg's best friends Windsinger and Arcanist had heard the news of Blarg's parents and that they had arranged to accompany Blarg on his journey to find himself. First stop....the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter Blarg went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that's what they're called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But Blarg was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn't made it any better by Blarg suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. Blarg was beaten in a meme war! And now Blarg also remembered by who but he didn't dare to tell Windsinger and Arcanist because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to Blarg and why Blarg was depressed!

So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, Blarg tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in Blarg's life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So Blarg listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Arcanist's story.

But it was so difficult because Blarg.... really loved Arcanist!

Blarg knew these were wrong feelings to have because... younknow, it's Arcanist and their love would make life very difficult because Blarg also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was memed) and that said that if Blarg would ever fall in love with Arcanist, that then Stormcatcher would find them and kill them!

And as Blarg was putting on some new blood red ankle spikes that went well with the dark black studded dog collar that Windsinger had recommended, Blarg suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond ring of Stormcatcher! He had come to haunt Blarg and destroy Arcanist!
---
Later, once they were alone and away from the others, Blarg met with Stormcatcher in a nearby mansion
They had been meeting like this awhile now, often in the evenings or at night.
A deep friendship had struck up after their previous adventures, but they kept it hidden as they didn't know what the others would think.
They often did some talking, some Being kawaii XD, maybe a few board games.
They were quite close friends by now.

This particular night they were shearing secrets with eachother. Telling eachother things neither had told anyone else before. Things that not a single soul knew.

"Then there was that time I...Destroyed Stormcatchers alarmclock!"
"oh, Blarg! thats positively evil! and I should know!"
They both laughed. The night had been full of stories like this. The time Stormcatcher blackmailed a a Astronaut. Or the time Blarg fooled a Solicitor into thinking it was the end of the world.. Endless stories shared just between them and no one else.
It was making them closer.
Closer then Blarg had ever thought possible.
As Blarg was telling another story, He thought He saw Stormcatcher examining Him. Looking with..was that longing?
nah...couldn't be.
The moment was over and they departed eachothers company.
Blarg felt something had changed that night, but wasn't sure what.
---

Then Blarg looked deeply into Windsinger's eyes, those small golden delicious apple.
"I'm afraid.... I'm afriad I can't actually do this......." Blarg said.
"Y not?"

"Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak."
"OMG whut then?!"
Blarg walked away from them. And with Blarg's back turned, he spoke with a sob:

"I... was.... dank memed."

Windsinger's wanted to take Blarg into her but Blarg didn't want to.
"I DON"T WNT YOUR SYMPATHY" Blarg cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE MEMED "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Windsinger's thought about it, it was true. Blarg had been very very very sad all this time.

"who dank memed you?!"
"Tidelord did," Blarg sbbed. Tidelord took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then....
Blarg cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.
--
Blarg at that moment felt in his pocket. Thats strange there was a note.
It said He should rendezvous at the demolished beach at sunset.

Blarg kept this secret as it was clearly just for Him.
---
"R u sure you didn't say anything that would lead Tidelord to meme you?"
"Nu-huu!" Blarg said and couldn't belief that Windsinger's woukd say suhc a thing!
"Many people who get memed," stated Windsinger's, they did something to provoke the dank memester(a/n it happens! My dean told me that!)
"BUT I DID NOT," SAID Blarg. "all I did was smile at him."

"Wull, mabee it wasn't meme then?" said Windsinger's wisely. "Mabee u wanted the best memes".

And now that Windsinger's said that, yeah, Blarg was wondering if he actually did want to be memed by Tidelord. Blarg thought back at that faithful night.
Blarg thought back at how hard he yelled Tidelord to spot. How much Blarg was in angst and pain. But maybe... myabe Blarg mizzunderstud Tidelord

Maybe... maybe it was even....love?

Blarg said, "You give me much to think about. Maybe I should go and talk to him.
Windsinger's nodded. Yes, that wuld be wise! But first, we must defeat Stormcatcher otherwise you will never be able to proclaim your love for him!
It must be here somewhere, but I have no idea where it could be", wondered Blarg
At that moment, Arcanist fell down some steps near a castle.
At the bottom was Stormcatcher`s new tower!
As they entered there was lots of Space Pirates.
So they swung back their trenchcoats and murdercided them all with their concealed webley revolvers of awesome.
They steped over the dead bodys and made their way forward past the blood and guts they sprayed over the walls just moments before.
"Ok, he is sure to be in the penthouse sweet in his cave " said Tidelord pressing the correct elevator button
The elevator went up a few floors. SUDDENLY there was a bang on the roof!
"down!" shouted Gladekeeper.
And they did. Which is just as well, because seconds later...
The hatch opened and a couple of minionss with clubs pirouetted down.
"oh god! What are we going to do!?" said Arcanist
"We gota think fast" said Tidelord.
"Ok"
"I know you dont like violence, Blarg, But you have to do this. Do it for me. please.." Said Wiese

"Ok, your right, I know we have to fight them" said Blarg who did a massive mighty super kirate kick just as the first soldier landed
which knocked them unconscious.
"Nice work. But its not over yet! Look!"
A massive space pirate appeared, but they killed him.
Ding! They had reached their floor.
---
"Why are you looking at me like that? Its almost like your want me badly. Ha Ha!" Blarg chuckled.

"You're my one true friend, Blarg, probably the best one I've had in a long time. I like talking to you, hanging out with you, and I even love listening to you sing.
...And now that you've pointed it out, I think I might like to hug you a bit"

"You're touching me. That's not considered appropriate behavior," Blarg whispered, His bottom lip trembling while His limbs felt frozen.

"Maybe not. But I don't think you're going to stop me." Stormcatcher stroked His hand up Blarg's hip, and pulled His shirt from his trousers. Blarg's eyes fluttered shut when He felt Stormcatcher's fingers touch the skin of His lower back. But He forced them open again and stared into Stormcatcher's pretty eyes.

"I should stop you." Blarg knew He should. This was Stormcatcher. Stormcatcher! Could He dare wreck their close friendship? And what about their destiny? But that didn't bother Blarg nearly as much.

"Stop me," Stormcatcher said, and made it sound like a dare.

Blarg was all set to give Stormcatcher a glare, but it faded away when He got his first real look at Stormcatcher.I mean sure, Blarg had seen Stormcatcher before, but not REALLY seen them. Not with these new eyes which Blarg now had. His eyes had been opened.Like He was seeing for the first time.Like the wool was no longer over His eyes.

Stormcatcher's manly chest.
His pretty neck.
His uncontrollable eyebrows.

In point of fact, Blargs mouth went a little slack and there may have been some drool.

It dripped on Stormcatcher.
Stormcatcher didn't seem to mind Blargs fluids though. Any kinda of fluid dropping on Him was fine it seemed. "ewww" He said but half way it turned to a "owwwwwww".
"owwwwwww"!
It was a "owwwwwww" of pleasure.
It was the first of many sounds to come
But then they shock hands firmly and said goodbye. Nothing else happened.

"So you have come" said a voice booming from the sky
A jump-jet appeared above them.
Stormcatcher laughed at them from it.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha"
"I could gun you all down from here with my ak-74, but I would rather do this...personal style."
he leaped down and landed at the far side of the rooftop
"Ready?" he said, still laughing.

Blarg removed his shirt and flexed his abs.
"Yes. I am ready. I was born ready."
With that they leaped at eachother, metaphorical guns blazzing (which were littoral wands).
"I kill you dead"
Stormcatcher head butted Blarg in the chest

Blarg fell backwards in pain punching a few times before crashing to the ground.
"Ha Ha Ha Ha" laughed Stormcatcher
"You could never have defeated me, so why did you even try?"
"I had too, for all that is good and just in the world."
"Well now you will die. Goodbye."
Stormcatcher leaned over Blarg holding a large rock.

"Quick Blarg use this!" said Wiese ,chucking a nearby hand mirror towards Blarg.
Blarg grabbed it and chucked it towards Stormcatcher hard, knocking him backwards....off the edge of the tall palace they were on!
"Goodbye, Stormcatcher have a nice fall!"
"ARrrrrgggg"

"We are safe now, he fell to certain doom."
Arcanist and Tidelord got out from the bush where they were cuddleing. "Thank you, you saved us all"
"Dont mention it."
But then! Stormcatcher appeared! He had landed in his jump-jet that was nearby!
"I will get you next time! I will kill you all!"
To Be Continued!

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