ladyartemis' Clan

why do golfers wear two pairs of pants? in case they get a hole in one

how does the moon cut his hair? eclipse it.

i am going to jamboree your mistral so hard

you can't get rid of me

Ever wondered what'd be like to live life as a toon? Well, here's ya chance. Jump online and straight in Toontown! Where the city limits are as wiide as your imagination! Start by creating your own unique identity, and turn yourself into the toon you always wanted to be. Shweeet. Now you’re ready to leap into a world of Disney magic. Burst into a never-ending adventure across outrageous new lands. Don’t just stand around lookin’! Get into the action! Toontown is an endless world! Run wiild in it! Interact with thousands of other toons from all over the world. Pick a spot to meet your friends, or make a buncha new ones!

Together, you’ll discover a whole host of awesome games to play! The more you play, the more you win, and the more gags ya get! There’s never been a competitive, online, multiplayer, interactive, ever-changing, Disney-inspired, toon-themed game like this before! But it isn’t all seltzer and slapstick in Toontown. You got some corporate robo bad guys to deal with. These evil cogs wanna mess up all the fun. How typical, as someone in a suit. Battle the cogs with your full arsenal of gags and take back Toontown! You need courage, creativity, teamwork, and a massive amount of cream pies. How does this game end? It doesn’t! The folks at Disney, are making it BIGGER, and BETTER EVERYDAY! You just play more games, meet more toons, get more gags, explore more worlds, AND IT GETS CRAZIER! AND WILDER! AND MORE- Thanks, I needed that. Toontown. Are you toon enough?

do you like jellybeans

hewwo? is anybody there?

HELP HELP MISFORTUNE IS IN MY HOUSE HELP HELP HELP HELP OH MY GOD HELP ME OH GOD HE'S APPROACHING ME OH HE'S GON

Oh hello! First comment and I get to tell you that Lilac (#78261637) was on the front page!