Something like "It's a circle plague galaxy."
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My fiance and I just had a mutual imagination discussion about working at a grocery store alone at night, when we hear a strange noise in the meat department. We walk over there, only to discover a coffee machine devouring chicken with great fervor. When it sees us, it hisses and skitters away.
This due to me putting too much heavy cream in my coffee and not enough sugar, and for some reason that combo made me think of chicken.
This due to me putting too much heavy cream in my coffee and not enough sugar, and for some reason that combo made me think of chicken.
My fiance and I just had a mutual imagination discussion about working at a grocery store alone at night, when we hear a strange noise in the meat department. We walk over there, only to discover a coffee machine devouring chicken with great fervor. When it sees us, it hisses and skitters away.
This due to me putting too much heavy cream in my coffee and not enough sugar, and for some reason that combo made me think of chicken.
This due to me putting too much heavy cream in my coffee and not enough sugar, and for some reason that combo made me think of chicken.
"Could you get me a shirt? I dropped mine in the toilet."
XP That was embarrassing. I thought it was closed...
"The good thing about that is that eventually you get butt glue."
I was discussing difficult trots with somebody when I went out riding today.
XP That was embarrassing. I thought it was closed...
"The good thing about that is that eventually you get butt glue."
I was discussing difficult trots with somebody when I went out riding today.
"Could you get me a shirt? I dropped mine in the toilet."
XP That was embarrassing. I thought it was closed...
"The good thing about that is that eventually you get butt glue."
I was discussing difficult trots with somebody when I went out riding today.
XP That was embarrassing. I thought it was closed...
"The good thing about that is that eventually you get butt glue."
I was discussing difficult trots with somebody when I went out riding today.
This is by no means recent(pretty sure I was still in middle school), but one time I saw a painting of a cow and my immediate reaction was to exclaim "Kitty!"
This is by no means recent(pretty sure I was still in middle school), but one time I saw a painting of a cow and my immediate reaction was to exclaim "Kitty!"
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"You can do so quietly. If I can nearly set the kitchen on fire quietly then you can cook quietly"
-Me at my friend who was hungry and 3 in the morning and wanted some bacon. (bacon is gross)
-Me at my friend who was hungry and 3 in the morning and wanted some bacon. (bacon is gross)
"You can do so quietly. If I can nearly set the kitchen on fire quietly then you can cook quietly"
-Me at my friend who was hungry and 3 in the morning and wanted some bacon. (bacon is gross)
-Me at my friend who was hungry and 3 in the morning and wanted some bacon. (bacon is gross)
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I once wrestled thirteen small tigers and I'm pretty sure four had rabies.
I once wrestled thirteen small tigers and I'm pretty sure four had rabies.
"Sir. I can't make the meatball more 'ball like' "
"Sir. I can't make the meatball more 'ball like' "
“The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.The good things don't always soften the bad things, but vice-versa, the bad things don't necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.