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GREETINGS, LAZY HUMANS.
ARE YOU READY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING AND GET BACK TO WORK™ LIKE A GOOD EMPLOYEE?
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT WERELYNX? OF COURSE I AM! I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE WERELYNX THAN I AM RIGHT NOW! I AM MERELY ANOTHER LAZY HUMAN, HERE TO HOST YOUR FANDOM HUNGER GAMES, AND CERTAINLY NOT A DRAGON DEITY!
...ALRIGHT, YOU ALL ARE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK. I'M NOT WERELYNX. HE LEFT A WHILE AGO TO DO SOMETHING THAT HUMANS DO, HE SAID TO "TAKE A WHIZ". NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT ANYWAYS, WHILE HE WAS GONE I SNUCK OFF WITH HIS COMPUTER AND NOW I'M YOUR BOSS. THAT'S RIGHT, I AM THE STORMCATCHER, DEITY OF THE LIGHTNING FLIGHT, AND DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU GUYS.
THAT BEING SAID, LET'S HAVE SOME CLEAN, GOOD-OLD FASHIONED WORK OFFICE FUN. REMEMBER THE CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR? IT WILL BE AS FUN AS THAT. AND HOPEFULLY, YOU WON'T LEAVE SO EARLY LIKE YOU DID. AND AREN'T TWO CERTAIN FANDOMS HAVING A BIT OF A BATTLE TONIGHT? YES, THE TWO FANDOMS, HETALIA AND SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORLD, ARE HAVING A "FRIENDLY" COMPETITION. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY, FOLKS, WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT, NO SPITTING OR NAME-CALLING, CAPICHE? ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STA-
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STAPLER? STOP THAT! STAPLE HIS FACE ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU'RE FIRED! HEY, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? I GUESS YOU REALLY DO WANT TO GET FIRED! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, GET OUT OF HERE, AND SCREW HAVING "FUN". AS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF YOUR LAZINESS, ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WORK OVERTIME, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!
GREETINGS, LAZY HUMANS.
ARE YOU READY TO STOP PROCRASTINATING AND GET BACK TO WORK™ LIKE A GOOD EMPLOYEE?
...WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M NOT WERELYNX? OF COURSE I AM! I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE WERELYNX THAN I AM RIGHT NOW! I AM MERELY ANOTHER LAZY HUMAN, HERE TO HOST YOUR FANDOM HUNGER GAMES, AND CERTAINLY NOT A DRAGON DEITY!
...ALRIGHT, YOU ALL ARE SMARTER THAN YOU LOOK. I'M NOT WERELYNX. HE LEFT A WHILE AGO TO DO SOMETHING THAT HUMANS DO, HE SAID TO "TAKE A WHIZ". NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS, BUT ANYWAYS, WHILE HE WAS GONE I SNUCK OFF WITH HIS COMPUTER AND NOW I'M YOUR BOSS. THAT'S RIGHT, I AM THE STORMCATCHER, DEITY OF THE LIGHTNING FLIGHT, AND DON'T THINK I'M GOING TO GO EASY ON YOU GUYS.
THAT BEING SAID, LET'S HAVE SOME CLEAN, GOOD-OLD FASHIONED WORK OFFICE FUN. REMEMBER THE CHRISTMAS PARTY LAST YEAR? IT WILL BE AS FUN AS THAT. AND HOPEFULLY, YOU WON'T LEAVE SO EARLY LIKE YOU DID. AND AREN'T TWO CERTAIN FANDOMS HAVING A BIT OF A BATTLE TONIGHT? YES, THE TWO FANDOMS, HETALIA AND SCANDINAVIA AND THE WORLD, ARE HAVING A "FRIENDLY" COMPETITION. LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY, FOLKS, WE DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GET HURT, NO SPITTING OR NAME-CALLING, CAPICHE? ALRIGHT, LET'S GET STA-
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT STAPLER? STOP THAT! STAPLE HIS FACE ONE MORE TIME, AND YOU'RE FIRED! HEY, WHAT DID I JUST SAY? I GUESS YOU REALLY DO WANT TO GET FIRED! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, GET OUT OF HERE, AND SCREW HAVING "FUN". AS PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF YOUR LAZINESS, ALL EMPLOYEES MUST WORK OVERTIME, FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES.
NOW GET BACK TO WORK!!!!