What’s a dessert that everyone always wishes was with them?
Tira-miss-u
What’s a dessert that everyone always wishes was with them?
Tira-miss-u
I believe I am all caught up on tickets and jokes! Some good ones in here! :D
I believe I am all caught up on tickets and jokes! Some good ones in here! :D
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
And what do you call him when he loses his sshield?
Douglass.
XD Happy birthday in advance!
What do you call a man with a shovel?
Doug.
And what do you call him when he loses his sshield?
Douglass.
XD Happy birthday in advance!
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Do these count as lamps?
I think this is craft-like
Do these count as lamps?
I think this is craft-like
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Corny Dad Joke #1
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack!
Corny Dad Joke #1
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover its butt-quack!
@DalphiaRose Do these count as crafts items/do you want these?
[item = Scarlet Yuccaweave] [item = Bilworper Pinion] [item = Azure Yuccarope] [item = Primary Pigment Blend] [item = Embroidered Omen] [item = Shrieker Needlework]
Also classic joke:
Knock knock? Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Oh I didn't know you could yodel!
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
5/4 of people admit they’re bad at fractions.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
When does a dad joke become a dad joke?
When the punchline becomes apparent.
I'm up to date on tickets so far! :D
I'm up to date on tickets so far! :D