General Discussion

From a draft I have:

“…Was the pizza an otherworldly experience? Were they meeting some sort of god right in front of their eyes? Did someone say something odd? Everyone was panicking internally, but...”

““I mean, I’d call half of you idiots if I didn’t have a reputation to uphold,” the god said, before breaking into laughter.”

“It’s an experience figuring out why they’re always so quiet past 7pm, okay?”

And some obligatory things from my notes:

“Rule number 1: TJ should always remain pathetic. Sopping wet cat energy is the proper way to go.”

“You could argue at this rate that Night couldn’t care. This is a lie, because Night is over-empathetic.”

“Provided I could include an Applebees and be canonically, I absolutely would’ve.”

And a note document title:

“Is this an excuse to write a servsafe guide for fictional paper animals? Yes.”

Not really a real fanfic but it’s from something I wrote so I wouldn’t forget it

You’re really good at this” Niko muttered, finally moving a rook forward.

“[Thank you. It was built into my code.]”

“Is that cheating? It feels like cheating.” Star muttered.

“[It’s No more cheating than having god tell you how to play]” Silver deadpanned as she moved her own piece.

“… Touché.”

[quote name="@bugsinspace" date="2024-12-19 08:59:35" ] "Self-care is playing minecraft for 14 hours." [/quote] honestly yes it is

"How old are you?" Hadrian asked him curiously.

Reyes held up fingers to mock count, before lowering his hand and scooping up some cereal. "Twenty-three."

She dropped the box she was holding, turning to look at him as he casually shoveled the spoon into his mouth. "You're joking."

"Unless my ma was lying to me, no, I'm not."

"What is she doing?"
"Oh, don't worry, that's normal."

“So you had time to have an entire house built, but not enough to buy furniture?”

“Well ain’t this a knife time.”
“Not now!”

“I bet he loves that.”
“Oh yeah, it’s his favorite thing. I can tell by the increasingly loud shouts of horror.”

Brick dust flew through the air as the wall behind them exploded, knocking them forward several feet.
“Oof!”
“I take it back,” he mumbled from where his face was pressed into the pavement. “This is the worst date ever. I want a divorce.”
“Well ya ain’t gettin’ one, c’mon.”

“It’s not that I don’t believe you, but-”
“It’s just that you don’t believe me.”

“Then I’ll change the locks.”
“I’ll just pick them again.”
“I’ll get anti-theif locks. Ones that say, ‘Works on thieves and annoying brats.’”

Not a fanfic, but some ooc (I think) lines from my wip series

- Unvame did the italian hand gesture to Straxcalibuur before saying, “Wait, hold on. I was gonna flip you off but then I somehow did that instead. Ignore this.”

- Hold on, how are there even lights working in the first place if it’s abandoned? Ok, maybe she had repeated that statement in her head like 10 minutes ago.

- If Toronto might as well be the entire world, then there has got to be others there.

- It’s insane how many things have been sponsored. But a century ago, a group of anthro possum hackers that were annoyed at it had hacked into the game’s files and deleted them. Now it’s gone for good.

- Unvame realized from the voice that it was actually a male. Oops, observation gone wrong.

- ToasterStride model 5 replied, “Uh, Scotch, please reconsider because it’s far from co-”
“MY GEEZ IT’S SOFT AND HOT WELL LIKE LITERALLY!! IT’S SO HAT IN A LITERAL SENSE! OH MY GOZZUS. MY HAND FEELS LIKE IT ENTERED THE HEIGHTS OF A FIRE VERSION OF HEAVEN!!”
ToasterStride facepalmed. He responded to the exclaiming, “Pretty sure that’s called hell.”

- “Th-that is not what you said previously.”
“A good way to build friendship is to find similarities, of course.”
“Did I stutter?”
“Yes.”

- “DO YOU HAVE AN IPHONE 2114 OR JUST ANY PHONE IN GENERAL?” Clover demanded, going right up to Strax.

- She reminded, “I think we might be bugging him, so maybe we should… go now? Not saying any names.”
Straxcalibuur froze.
“Straxcalibuur.”
He swiftly reached his head over as he squawked very loudly.
“Exactly.”
His tongue kept flicking in and out.
Clover raised a nonexistent eyebrow.

- “...that’s a reference to a video uploaded over a millennium ago on the ancient Youtube. Specifically the vide-”
“Shut up.”
*gasp* “How dare you, you uncultured bird!”

- “An eel? With legs? *gasp* Wow! Simply something I’ve never seen before!!! Anyone else? oh, wait, HI STRAXCALIBUUR!!!!!!!!!!! *happy chirping* Got anything? I reeeeeeeaallllllllly don’t want that jerk Rafflesia governing the world and destroying all the stuff. It’s alright if you just wanna check in on me though, I really really really appreciate it!” she exclaimed.
Okay, maybe a bit chaotic. But who knows, maybe she’s not always like that.

- WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!?!?!? RABID JACKALOPES?? BECAUSE THEY SURE AS GOG SEEM LIKE IT.

- It does look kinda like that rodan kaiju, so maybe that’s just another generic name considering it also flies. That’s another thing that sucks about Rafflesia, she gives the most generic, boring, and obvious names to things!

- Not like it was my choice to be drafted, anyways. Not like they asked “Yo do ya wanna join this military thing? You become cyborg,” and I went “Okie dokie.”

- WHO DECIDED THAT SAVING THE WORLD IS IN NO WAY SIMPLE?! Atleast give us the power of friendship so that this predicament is over with and we can relax. Cmon, let’s do some dance numbers.

- But Trifolium stoloniferum, do you know any funky magic tricks so that I atleast have an idea before I continue getting off-topic with every sentence?
“Uh, abracadabra alakazam hocus pocus, whatever in tarnation is in a moment's notice.”
*facepalm*
“Pick a card, any card.”
There’s no cards.
“Where am I supposed to get cards?”
The damn store! If there is any around.

- Chill, Trifolium stoloniferum. I was just saying that we are actually in a serious situation! *groan* Not talking about the fact that in the 2020s kids were obsessed with freaking gibberish toilets! I however do suppose that it is rather strange. But again, who's to judge?

- “Hello, you ai bee thing. Where the f- wait. Where in the world are you?! WHAT HAPPENED?? Please get back to me asap because your stupid idea got us here,”

- Wait, why can robots feel pain anyways? Did someone implement artificial nerves or something?

I started (and never finished) a fan-musical about a year and a half ago, and here are some of my favorite lines from it out of context (with conversations marked by numbers based on who's talking):

"I do what I want! I can drink my high-interest loans all [darn] day!"

[getting excited] "And the rap battle . . . it actually happened?"

1. "Yeah! Mm-hmm, yeah, Aristotle could use your left eye bag as a hammock! Badum-tss."
2. "Well, I need somewhere to put all the extra money that won't fit in my briefcase!"
3. " . . . What?"

1. "Yes, I do. Stop blackmailing me right now, young lady."
2. "I'm three minutes older than you!"

"What can a hazmat suit do that I can't?"

[bursting into French]

"Relax. This is called taking responsibility for our actions."

"No, I don't want to buy your arm. I would like to see it, please."

"If I go two will you give me the gamma rays?"

[picking up the silly hat and putting it on] "Let's go."

1. [spare wristwatch tangling from his hand] "I've got it! It was in the fuse box!"
2. "I don't care!"
3. "Was it you who got her this aggravated?"
1. [putting his spare wristwatch around his ankle] "I don't think so."

some lines from a fic my best friend is writing and i have the honor to be the beta-reader of (Uncovering Meeple on ao3, go read it right now)

“don’t put super-high-tech robots in powerful positions, or you will probably almost die”!”

"Eggs did not make those sounds, nor did they cause light bulbs to explode."

"Taco turned to the stuffed cat sitting on her bed, which sat there motionless for a minute before it fell over.
Jesus Christ, this is sad."

“...Taco, did you… sleep last night?” “Not at all, but that’s not important!"

"a wave of nausea hit her like a concrete semitruck full of bricks"

"Alternate chapter title: The chapter in which Taco and her friends become Danganronpa protagonists."

“Will you two please find a sheet to cover that poor young lady with before we end up traumatizing more children?”

“Do you guys know what this means?" “That this is definitely murder evidence now?”