Flight Rising Discussion

Earth: Everybody thinks you're rich because you get to buy a lot of things for a little cheaper than we can. The fact that you can buy a lot of things for a little cheaper than the rest is the reason you're not rich

Fire: This is actually the last roast I wrote because I genuinly had to take time to think of what the stereotypes of the fire flight were. I mean... you have a rebellion going on right now, so there's that....? That aside you guys are perfectly average and unremarkable.

Wind: You would be so powerful if you had an attention span or a lack of anxiety, but since you don't you're either the excited puppy of the friend group or the ball of anxiety who feels like something is gonna go wrong any second now.

Water: I don't have it in me to roast you guys. Your god's been missing for more than half of the site's existence and all you've gotten in terms of lore is crumbs. I feel bad, but at least you guys got a new breed fairly recently.

Lightning: It's easy to say you have a caffeine addiction. It's hard to admit to yourself that you would not survive the amazon warehouse-like conditions that lightning dragons work in.

Ice: Something tells me that no matter what I put here I'm not gonna get a reaction out of you guys, but since you guys like puns I can say that I welcome the 'cold' reception without fearing I'll be hunted down for said pun.

Light: This is the 'private school' of the flights. A lot of really pretty really well dressed lairs and a TON of empty wallets behind the scenes. Please put the credit card down you do not need another skin.

Shadow: You think you're unhinged and quirky but you're just a little silly. Also while there's a lot of overlapping aesthetics, NOTN does NOT in fact count as trickmurk circus part 2 or the pre-party to trickmurk circus.

Plague: Outsiders will think this is the edgy flight, but those who know plague know this is the anxious screaming flight. The only time you guys actually act feral is when Riot of rot rolls around or when staff blesses you guys with something vaguely plague themed.

Nature: Oh...right. This flight exists. Genuinly unsure what to put here since there's just... not a lot going on here? I mean even in your big lore story you were forced to share the spotlight with plague, and it did not put you in a good light.

Arcane: You've overlooked some SERIOUS red flags just because something is pretty. You're living in a land that's highly radioactive and plagued with eldritch horrors, and all you notice is that it's pink and sparkly and there's pretty stars to look at.

>:( He's getting the milk he'll be back any minute now! /j

YUP. YUUUUUUUP! Both Plague and my original flight of Arcane. Accurate roasts, 10/10 would recommend

nature is the 5th largest flight ):

[quote]It's hard to admit to yourself that you would not survive the amazon warehouse-like conditions that lightning dragons work in.[/quote] actually this is incredibly easy to admit, I am the world's laziest spark

[quote name="Kindryte" date="2024-12-15 11:27:50" ] Fire: This is actually the last roast I wrote because I genuinly had to take time to think of what the stereotypes of the fire flight were. I mean... you have a rebellion going on right now, so there's that....? That aside you guys are perfectly average and unremarkable. [/quote] Good thing I enjoy being average and unremarkable! I was originally Ice as well, and the "hard to get a rise out of" stereotype does fit me haha.

[quote name="Kindryte" date="2024-12-15 11:27:50" ] Arcane: You've overlooked some SERIOUS red flags just because something is pretty. You're living in a land that's highly radioactive and plagued with eldritch horrors, and all you notice is that it's pink and sparkly and there's pretty stars to look at. [/quote] but nooo, why do you have to be so right about me >_<

[quote name="bulrush" date="2024-12-15 11:45:02" ] nature is the 5th largest flight ): [/quote] this is literally the most hurtful roast of all, there are so many good things to mock nature about...I'll do a quick diagnose: [b]Nature:[/b] You picked this flight because the opening blurb made the lore sound really nurturing and kind; either you were genuinely shocked to discover that some of Nature's site lore has extreme xenophobic undertones, OR you are so spacey and lax about site lore that you didnt know about the xenophobia/forgot about it until reading this post. probably has a hyperspecific topic about some branch of biology that you will infodump on people about and/or a favorite species of moth [size=2]edit (not to muscle in on this thread, im in nature im too much of a weenie to do that): thank you @bulrush for being my test market, good (half) roast one in one experts AGREE!!! but see this is also the kind of fact I love, slime molds have such an unfortunate name for how interesting they are--I had no idea about the slug thing and looking it up apparently some of them can form traffic networks comparable in basic form to those made by roads between human cities like!! what!! its our job as nature flightians to get this info out

LOL this roast is too true v_v