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Mighty Lair

on the

Starwood Strand

Clan Info

~1146 STARWOOD STRAND, SI 55670

[ MOONLIGHT CRUCIBLE 015 ]

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"Welcome, traveler! My name is Samaritan, and for decades—what do you mean the locals are claiming this place was rented only a year ago? Ignore them. Anyways—for decades, our team over here at Purple Prisms Incorporated (™) have wholly devoted ourselves to a far-reaching mission to deliver affordable, effective and reputable battle equipment to the flights of the known world; whether for gold, glory or dominance, we will help you get the fragments and elixirs you need to fight your way through the wilderness of Sornieth!

Our office hours range from 9AM to 7PM all days of the week. For those purveying potions and elixirs, please check the labels on each bottle before purchase. Thank you!"

[You squint at the stickers on their wares]

INGREDIENTS bleach, wheat, sugar, sodium acid, honey powder, saturated fat, cholesterol, total carbohydrate, orange sludge, copper goo, red slime
May cause heart attack, stroke or death.
Use with caution. If experiencing health issues, please halt usage and see a physician immediately.

...Alright.