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[b][emoji=pink gem size=1] [emoji=purple gem 2 size=1] [emoji=blue gem size=1] Kitten's Gem Shop [emoji=blue gem size=1] [emoji=purple gem 2 size=1] [emoji=pink gem size=1]
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"Hello."
[i]A blue and pink dragon approaches you. It's shiny and seems to be covered in gemstones. Maybe it is.[/i]
"I heard you were in the area looking for some gems? Well, I gotcha. I've got some. And they just sit here and rot. I've got, like, 80 that I wanna get rid of. The number's always growing, too. So. Is it a deal?"
[i]The sparkly dragon blinks.[/i]
"Look, it's not a scam! I promise!"
[i]She pushes a pile of gems towards you.[/i]
"They're even pretty cheap. I'm selling them at 1 [emoji=gem size=1] for 950 [emoji=treasure size=1]. That matches the cheapest price I saw! If you see a cheaper price and can provide proof- I'll match it. Is it a deal, or not?!"
[i]She stops to think.[/i]
"Oh, yeah, and one last thing. Feel free to ask here or in a private message. Both are fine by me."
Kitten's Gem Shop
"Hello."
A blue and pink dragon approaches you. It's shiny and seems to be covered in gemstones. Maybe it is.
"I heard you were in the area looking for some gems? Well, I gotcha. I've got some. And they just sit here and rot. I've got, like, 80 that I wanna get rid of. The number's always growing, too. So. Is it a deal?"
The sparkly dragon blinks.
"Look, it's not a scam! I promise!"
She pushes a pile of gems towards you.
"They're even pretty cheap. I'm selling them at 1
for 950
. That matches the cheapest price I saw! If you see a cheaper price and can provide proof- I'll match it. Is it a deal, or not?!"
She stops to think.
"Oh, yeah, and one last thing. Feel free to ask here or in a private message. Both are fine by me."
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