yeah, the admins they told me, "don't worry about the eggs"
they said "dergs like a ton of butt rocks to hold at night"
wait what
The flavor text here is almost always gold but the butt rocks thing nearly killed me.
The flavor text here is almost always gold but the butt rocks thing nearly killed me.
I was just joking about this today! Making a cult to "worship" Butt Rocks. Let me repeat what I was telling my fiacee who told me I was a freak~
Ah-hem!
"Butt Rocks. The creator. The start of everything. Lord of everything. After it created dragon It gave unto us only one commandment. Dont step on the crack. After we, dragon-kind, broke its only rule it gave us its son for salvation! Though it was a bringer of pain and frustration for many..... ALL HAIL!! RNGesus!! The faithful and only the faithful are rewarded... sometimes... not too often though!"
DISCLAIMER! To all religious people, I mean no disrespect! This is simply a joke c:
I was just joking about this today! Making a cult to "worship" Butt Rocks. Let me repeat what I was telling my fiacee who told me I was a freak~
Ah-hem!
"Butt Rocks. The creator. The start of everything. Lord of everything. After it created dragon It gave unto us only one commandment. Dont step on the crack. After we, dragon-kind, broke its only rule it gave us its son for salvation! Though it was a bringer of pain and frustration for many..... ALL HAIL!! RNGesus!! The faithful and only the faithful are rewarded... sometimes... not too often though!"
DISCLAIMER! To all religious people, I mean no disrespect! This is simply a joke c:
[item=living stones][item=unhatched earth egg][item=living stones]
*uncomfortable noises*
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There once was a derg by the docks,
who liked buying and selling butt rocks.
She said, 'You can't have just one.
That's really no fun.
You've got to collect them in flocks.'
There once was a derg by the docks,
who liked buying and selling butt rocks.
She said, 'You can't have just one.
That's really no fun.
You've got to collect them in flocks.'
I'll trade all my Buttrocks for Flat Fishies/CamoLizards. Don't need more Buttrocks. Darn you, carnivores and Imperials!
Also
[quote name="NEFTGriffin" date="2014-12-27 22:58:34"]The flavor text here is almost always gold but the butt rocks thing nearly killed me.[/quote]
This.
I'll trade all my Buttrocks for Flat Fishies/CamoLizards. Don't need more Buttrocks. Darn you, carnivores and Imperials!
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NEFTGriffin wrote on 2014-12-27 22:58:34:
The flavor text here is almost always gold but the butt rocks thing nearly killed me.
This.
I laughed indeed but... They are plants, not "rocks" ;_; Have mercy.
I laughed indeed but... They are plants, not "rocks" ;_; Have mercy.
