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May i introduce to everyone the newest edition to the rex line ... *drumroll* TeaRex! TeaRex has a penchant for telling horrible dad jokes, and got her name from her personal favorite pun. She will assault you with the worst and maybe best puns you have ever heard in your life. And she will NEVER stop. NEVER. Sometimes she goes weeks on end speaking entirely in puns. Speaking of which, lets let her tell you guys a few... [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/78721684][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/787217/78721684_350.png[/img][/url] [i]"I buy all my guns from a guy who calls himself T-rex. He's a small arms dealer! How do you invite a dinosaur to a cafe? Tea, Rex? What did they call sunrise in prehistoric times? Meglodawn! THank you thank you! I'll be here all week! Tip your waiter, but not over the edge of a cliff!" [/i]

Thought immediately tips the waiter- over the cliff.

Sion comes to be an ally for the toe biters and chaos bringers, she is enamored by Rex2 and only wishes her own children could have turned out so perfectly dastardly. She dragged Kaz along to help look after the army aka reach the tall shelves. But he is very grossed out by the children and how often they just seem to hang off his dewlap. [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/44066556][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/440666/44066556_350.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/57522859][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/575229/57522859_350.png[/img][/url]

Omg Iove you TeaRex
I have a nephew who tells the WORST dad jokes on the daily so I understand that pain well

I'm hoping soon I can start giving everyone gifts too.. I don't have much money but eventually that should change.)

But is there anyone who'd like some art? Bit overwhelmed right now but)

Hm... well, Nyx, what are your thoughts on a picture of ValorTurmoil arguing, with Bean on one head and Rex2 on the other? Just a thought. I dunno if @CrustyGlowstick would want Rex2 in it or not, but I think it'd be kinda funny. And Bean clutching a soaked sponge in one little paw.)

@MiniPandaBuns Bathtub...EATS SOAP? Rex2 is SO EXCITED FOR THIS. She has never met a dragon who EATS SOAP. DEMONSTRATE.

@WolfandCrow Um hello? Rex2 freaks the heck out at Aella. So pretty, so perfect, so eyeburner. PLEASE join yes, and hide all the toilet paper and snacks from everyone else >)

@SweetTreatLion Rex2 holds both her current buttersnake and her new buttersnake in each claw and SCREAMS " DOUBLE SNAKE POWER. WELCOME TO THE ARMY "

@ReginaChaos Rex2 immediately begins to TRAIN the rats to do her evil bidding.

@Draconequis TeaRex....TEAREX. Rex2 TACKLES her sister and screeches. " CAN YOU MAKE DINOSAUR NOISES? "

@nikibit " Hmmm... New banes... Kaz... You need to be more chaotic! " Rex2 jumps on his back and begins to stick LITERAL CHEWING GUM all over.

@killything SLIIIIMMMMEEEEEE. I WANT TO CONSUME..

Want slime? Bloomix here makes slime, icky chaotic slime that gets stuck in your fur like chewing gum on hair >:) Feel free to ask bloomix for rainbow slime as she will gladly spare some for chaos!!!! [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/77481254][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/774813/77481254_350.png[/img][/url]