[item=starfall blossom]
[b]Name[/b]: Starfall Blossom
[b]Caption[/b]: These lovely flowers seem to mutate any other plant life around them. Is it really safe to eat them?
[item=rusty pickaxe]
[b]Name[/b]: Rusty Pickaxe
[b]Caption[/b]: This looks like a surefire way to get tetanus.
[item=venomspite invader]
[b]Name[/b]: Venomspite Invader
[b]Caption[/b]: While it doesn’t look much like an alien, it’s certainly deadly in the wrong hands. Only skilled chefs are allowed to prepare these.
Starfall Blossoms glow softly at night... and sometimes explode for no apparent reason. Botany can be a dangerous hobby where they grow. (Special thanks to Mirrorstone.)
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Name: Starfall Blossom Caption: These lovely flowers seem to mutate any other plant life around them. Is it really safe to eat them?
Rusty Pickaxe
Trinkets
Using this pickaxe may result in some miner delays. (Special thanks to alsciaukitty.)
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Name: Rusty Pickaxe Caption: This looks like a surefire way to get tetanus.
Venomspite Invader
Seafood
Popular in fishponds for dragons who don't mind eventually having only one fish in the pond. (Special thanks to BrightIce.)
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Name: Venomspite Invader Caption: While it doesn’t look much like an alien, it’s certainly deadly in the wrong hands. Only skilled chefs are allowed to prepare these.
[item=glowing tail]
Name: Glowing Tail
Blurb: This makes the perfect beacon to your hoard. Should you have one in yours be prepared to defend it from borrowing.
[item=citrus lionfish]
Name: Citrus LionFish
Blurb: The name is misleading, Citrus Lionfish do not taste like citrus but more like chicken?
[item=Pickaxe]
Name: Pickaxe
Blurb:Want to go digging but just got a manicure? This is the tool for you!
Who needs a lava lamp when you have this squishy light source? Your lair will be the coolest. (Special thanks to BallpointTattoos.)
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Name: Glowing Tail
Blurb: This makes the perfect beacon to your hoard. Should you have one in yours be prepared to defend it from borrowing.
Citrus Lionfish
Seafood
The good news? It actually tastes like citrus! The bad news? That's the venom. (Special thanks to tbptwist.)
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Name: Citrus LionFish
Blurb: The name is misleading, Citrus Lionfish do not taste like citrus but more like chicken?
Pickaxe
Trinkets
Groundbreaking! (Special thanks to Rascality.)
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Name: Pickaxe
Blurb:Want to go digging but just got a manicure? This is the tool for you!
[item=Game Fowl]
[b]Name:[/b] Game Fowl
[b]Caption:[/b] Never should you ever attack a lone Game Fowl, otherwise it'll call upon it's brethren to unleash suffering upon you.
Name: Sunshine Daffodil
Description: this flower is bright enough to make any dragon happy.
Name: Rusted Pickaxe
Description: Aw. Someone left this in the rain. It's useless now.
Name: Citrus Lionfish
Description: Bold flavor! With just a hint of lemon. Yum.
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[item=Venomspite Invader]
[b]Name:[/b] Venomspite Invader
[b]Caption:[/b] This fish may look pretty but it is dangerous. Beware of the Venomspite Invader!
[item=Glowing Tail]
[b]Name:[/b] Glowing Slug Tail
[b]Caption:[/b] You look in the grass and find a glowing trail leading to a slug. Bending down to look at it closer you find out that it isn't a slug but a glowing slug tail!
[item=Starfall Blossom]
[b]Name:[/b] Starfall Blossom
[b]Caption:[/b] Legend has it that this flower is a direct descendent to plants from the dinosaur era that have since then wilted. Also, it has healing properties. Use it well.
Popular in fishponds for dragons who don't mind eventually having only one fish in the pond. (Special thanks to BrightIce.)
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Name: Venomspite Invader Caption: This fish may look pretty but it is dangerous. Beware of the Venomspite Invader!
Glowing Tail
Organics
Who needs a lava lamp when you have this squishy light source? Your lair will be the coolest. (Special thanks to BallpointTattoos.)
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Name: Glowing Slug Tail Caption: You look in the grass and find a glowing trail leading to a slug. Bending down to look at it closer you find out that it isn't a slug but a glowing slug tail!
Starfall Blossom
Plant
Starfall Blossoms glow softly at night... and sometimes explode for no apparent reason. Botany can be a dangerous hobby where they grow. (Special thanks to Mirrorstone.)
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Name: Starfall Blossom Caption: Legend has it that this flower is a direct descendent to plants from the dinosaur era that have since then wilted. Also, it has healing properties. Use it well.
[item=Citrus Lionfish]
[b]Name:[/b] Citrus Lionfish
[b]Caption:[/b] Contrary to what its name suggests, you still have to squeeze lemon juice onto this fish before eating it.
[item=Unfinished Painting]
[b]Name:[/b] Unfinished Painting
[b]Caption:[/b] It only looks unfinished because it's basic. Painting some stripes on it should do the trick.
[item=Starfall Blossom]
[b]Name:[/b] Starfall Blossom
[b]Caption:[/b] This pretty flower is what you [i]should[/i] be thanking Arcanist for.
The good news? It actually tastes like citrus! The bad news? That's the venom. (Special thanks to tbptwist.)
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Name: Citrus Lionfish Caption: Contrary to what its name suggests, you still have to squeeze lemon juice onto this fish before eating it.
Unfinished Painting
Trinkets
Perhaps its not unfinished- perhaps this is a metaphor for life composed into a painting. Perhaps this brilliance is the answer to the questions we all have! Or perhaps... procrastination. (Special thanks to Raptured.)
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Name: Unfinished Painting Caption: It only looks unfinished because it's basic. Painting some stripes on it should do the trick.
Starfall Blossom
Plant
Starfall Blossoms glow softly at night... and sometimes explode for no apparent reason. Botany can be a dangerous hobby where they grow. (Special thanks to Mirrorstone.)
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Name: Starfall Blossom Caption: This pretty flower is what you should be thanking Arcanist for.
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[item=pickaxe]
[b]Name:[/b] Pickaxe
[b]Caption: [/b]Diggy Diggy Hole!
[item=Rusty Pickaxe]
[b]Name:[/b] Aged Pickaxe
[b]Caption:[/b] An ancient tool used by creatures much smaller than a dragon.
[item=Game Fowl]
[b]Name:[/b] Game Fowl
[b]Caption:[/b] Surprisingly good at poker. Or was it pecking?[/center]
Using this pickaxe may result in some miner delays. (Special thanks to alsciaukitty.)
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Name: Aged Pickaxe Caption: An ancient tool used by creatures much smaller than a dragon.
Game Fowl
Meat
Not to be confused with the similar-looking Party Fowl. (Special thanks to legendbeary.)
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Name: Game Fowl Caption: Surprisingly good at poker. Or was it pecking?
[item=engaging still life]
[b]Name:[/b] Engaging Still Life
[b]Caption:[/b] That's odd. Is there a bite mark next to that apple?
[item=unfinished painting]
[b]Name:[/b] Unfinished Painting
[b]Caption:[/b] The biggest disappointment about this painting is that no one will ever find out what it was supposed to be.
[item=spoiled landscape]
[b]Name:[/b] Spoiled Landscape
[b]Caption:[/b] Why yes, that is a lovely swamp. Oh? That greenish color isn't paint? How curious...
You've been staring at this painting for hours, but can't figure out what's so engaging about it. (Special thanks to otonashiryouko.)
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Name: Engaging Still Life Caption: That's odd. Is there a bite mark next to that apple?
Unfinished Painting
Trinkets
Perhaps its not unfinished- perhaps this is a metaphor for life composed into a painting. Perhaps this brilliance is the answer to the questions we all have! Or perhaps... procrastination. (Special thanks to Raptured.)
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Name: Unfinished Painting Caption: The biggest disappointment about this painting is that no one will ever find out what it was supposed to be.
Spoiled Landscape
Trinkets
To the undiscerning eye, it's ruined. To a critic, it's a commentary on impermanence. (Special thanks to Raskies.)
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Name: Spoiled Landscape Caption: Why yes, that is a lovely swamp. Oh? That greenish color isn't paint? How curious...
dad jokes
Name: Unfinished Painting Description: A true work of art from a procrastinator.
Name: Unfinished Painting Description: A beautiful flower that's mentioned in an amazing poem is... being eaten.
Name: Unfinished Painting Description: A true work of art from a procrastinator.
Name: Unfinished Painting Description: A beautiful flower that's mentioned in an amazing poem is... being eaten.
[item=starfall blossom]
[b]Name:[/b] Starfall Blossom
[b]Caption:[/b] While this flower only blooms naturally during meteor showers, lightning dragons have found a way to trick it into blooming with complicated light shows.
[item=granite chunk]
[b]Name:[/b] Granite Chunk
[b]Caption:[/b] This ancient igneous rock that took many years to form is now being used for tiles and counters.
[item=venomspite invader]
[b]Name:[/b] Venomspite Invader
[b]Caption:[/b] This fish's spiteful comments are more venomous than its fins. Some think it hangs around serthis too much.
Starfall Blossoms glow softly at night... and sometimes explode for no apparent reason. Botany can be a dangerous hobby where they grow. (Special thanks to Mirrorstone.)
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Name: Starfall Blossom Caption: While this flower only blooms naturally during meteor showers, lightning dragons have found a way to trick it into blooming with complicated light shows.
Granite Chunk
Organics
Well...that didn't skip very well at all, did it? (Special thanks to Zinc.)
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Name: Granite Chunk Caption: This ancient igneous rock that took many years to form is now being used for tiles and counters.
Venomspite Invader
Seafood
Popular in fishponds for dragons who don't mind eventually having only one fish in the pond. (Special thanks to BrightIce.)
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Name: Venomspite Invader Caption: This fish's spiteful comments are more venomous than its fins. Some think it hangs around serthis too much.