Lightwolf57's Clan

Please no random friend requests - those on my list are my IRL friends and I would prefer to keep it that way.

Because I saw this and it's funny - enjoy :)

Ways to Keep Your Sanity
1. sit in parked a car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars and see if they slow down
2. page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice
3. every time someone asks you to do something ask them if they want fries with that
4. put a paper bin on your desk and label it "in"
5. order a diet water whenever you go out to eat-- with a serious face
6. specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
7.skip rather than walk
8. don't use any punctuation
9. sing along at the opera
10. five days in advanced tell your friends you can't go to their party because you aren't in the mood
11. have your friends address you by your wrestling name, rock bottom
12. when money comes out of the cash machine scream "i won, i won!"
13.when leaving the zoo, start running toward the car park screaming "run for your lives, they're loose!"
14. find a good parking spot at the mall during rush hour and park in it with your reverse lights on
15. Anytime someone asks you 'why' reply with 'because I'm batman'
17. Wait until there are a bunch of people, look in the fridge casually, and jump back, slamming the fridge door saying, “IT’S MOVING IT’S MOVING!”
18. Talk to yourself sort of quietly, but so people can hear you, and then suddenly yell: “BECAUSE I SAID SO!”
19. Look through a window and when someone is on the other side, shout: “OH MY GOSH, I’M HIDEOUS!”
20. Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door, and when someone comes in, dramatically turn around and say: “We’ve been expecting you.”
21. Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, and say “with great power comes great responsibility”. Then walk away.
22. Call someone to tell them you can’t talk right now.
23. Point at someone and shout “You’re one of them!” Run and pretend to trip, then crawl away slowly.
24. Buy a donut and complain that there’s a hole in it
25. Put mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it’s ice cream.
26. Put up a “lost dog” poster with a picture of a cat on it.
27. In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying “They’re onto us. We need to go.”
28. At a busy public bathroom, draw a small spider with a black marker onto a toilet paper square.
29. enter any establishment that sells birthday cakes. Stare at one that says "happy birthday" intently for a minute, then inform someone nearby that "The cakes are lying. Don't trust them!"
30. sit on a park bench with a newspaper and peer over it cartoonishly at people.
31. whistle earworms real casually in crowded places.
32. when someone you don't know asks who you are, answer, "Who I am!"
33. put on a ski mask and walk around offering candy.
34. put this on your page and make someone else smile, but make sure to point out the missing 16th way to stay sane at the end.