Roleplay

[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/206750/20674909p.png[/img]*looks at gembond on claw* [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/337543/33754280p.png[/img]*barges in room like a psychopath* yoU WOULD NOT BE[i]LEIVE[/i] WHAT I LEARNED TODAY! [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/206750/20674909p.png[/img]what is it plant nerd [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/337543/33754280p.png[/img]yOUR GEMBOND IS A DISEASE!!!WOOOOOO [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/206750/20674909p.png[/img]*highly offended squeak* excuse me? how DARE you accuse that [i]MY[/i] BEAUTY CAME FROM A DISEASE!*second offended squeak* [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/337543/33754280p.png[/img] but its true! [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/206750/20674909p.png[/img] go [i]AWAY[/i] plant nerd, [i]I[/i] need to polish my gems!(insert super sassy walk)

[img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/72574/7257354p.png?mtime=WU-sFAAAM3w.png[/img] Alright, so I finally translated that research paper you were interested in, and it appears that the conclusion is... That Retsu is a butthead. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/79770/7976906p.png?mtime=WUUjhgAAMwU.png[/img] Are you [i]absolutely certain[/i] that the [i]important weather research[/i] made by [i]some of the most brilliant minds in the entire Shifting Expanse[/i] has revealed [i]that[/i] as their final conclusion? [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/72574/7257354p.png?mtime=WU-sFAAAM3w.png[/img] Yep. They weren't even testing for that. Amazing how science evolves every day, don't you think? ----- [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/322454/32245353p.png?mtime=WWErzwAAONQ.png[/img] *Sets up the playlist* [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/168916/16891559p.png?mtime=WGZB3AAAOMc.png[/img] *Sets up the karaoke machine* [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/161281/16128082p.png?mtime=V07BVwAAPnM.png[/img] *Sets up the dance floor* [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/114790/11478906p.png?mtime=WN-3VwAAOU4.png[/img] *Announces mandatory time-off for all the employees* [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/79770/7976906p.png?mtime=WUUjhgAAMwU.png[/img] Why do I keep any of you wastes of lair space around.

@SylphOfHeart I do this all the time. I might as well make an FR comic or something. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/199520/19951995p.png?mtime=V07kzAAAOGU.png[/img]Peeps, bring the parchment here! [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/equipment/2954.png[/img] Why, aren't we mister lazy today. *Swak [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/trinket/197.png[/img] Peeps...what is this? [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/equipment/2954.png[/img] Parchment. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/199520/19951995p.png?mtime=V07kzAAAOGU.png[/img] *hark It seems I'm not the only one who is lazy around here. (5 hours later) [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/trinket/196.png[/img] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/199520/19951995p.png?mtime=V07kzAAAOGU.png[/img] Haha, I finally got some proper parchment. The last stuff wasn't even fit for a dreaded[i] To Do [right]List.[/right][/i] [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/equipment/2954.png[/img] You forgot the ink, yah sea clod. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/199520/19951995p.png?mtime=V07kzAAAOGU.png[/img] Oh ragamice, yer right! (7.5 hours later) [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/trinket/1169.png[/img] [img]http://flightrising.com/images/cms/equipment/2954.png[/img] That's whiteout, clod. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/199520/19951995p.png?mtime=V07kzAAAOGU.png[/img]

[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/320842/32084152p.png[/img]Hey Zeus, your cats are messing with my festivity planning. [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/181855/18185482p.png[/img]...Okay? [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/320842/32084152p.png[/img] Could you like, make them stop? [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/181855/18185482p.png[/img] ...No.

[columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/90241/9024089p.png[/img][nextcol]Alright, now that we narrowly escaped being annihilated by Icewarden himself and found a new place to stay, there's gonna be some new rules. Nalar, stop openly promoting the shade. [/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/214106/21410555p.png[/img][nextcol]Wait, you're not throwing me out? [/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/90241/9024089p.png[/img][nextcol]I mean, I would have liked to, but...[/columns] [i](earlier that day)[/i] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/86766/8676542p.png[/img][nextcol]So... No shade anything anymore? Then shouldn't us shade-touched leave too?[/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/90241/9024089p.png[/img][nextcol]I mean no, I wouldn't want-[/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/86766/8676542p.png[/img][nextcol]But we're loyal to the shade now, do you really think Lightweaver would be okay with a clan that's housing us and not even trying to change our minds about that?[/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/188706/18870518p.png[/img][nextcol]Of course, you'd be losing some of your warriors and your doctor, since I doubt Malura would stay with anyone but Leimakid...[/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/219234/21923314p.png[/img][nextcol]Plus, Nalar may be a piece of shade, but it's [i]our[/i] piece of shade, isn't it?[/columns] [columns][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/90241/9024089p.png[/img][nextcol]*sighs* Fine, the physical embodiment of the shade can stay, but only if it at least [i]pretends[/i] to be dragon. That fine with you?[/columns] Being a clan leader isn't easy

[img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/327161/32716086p.png[/img] *walks into work* Is that a mech. [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/233743/23374213p.png[/img]Yep. [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/327161/32716086p.png[/img] And why is Shark here? [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/264108/26410784p.png[/img] I'm helping! [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/327161/32716086p.png[/img] Why are you helping build a mech? [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/264108/26410784p.png[/img] It's a dolphin mech! [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/327161/32716086p.png[/img] Why in Flamecaller's domain are you building a dolphin mech? [img]http://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/264108/26410784p.png[/img] Why in Flamecallers's domain should I not be building a dolphin mech

[quote=Stop.jpg] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/334075/33407468p.png[/img]: [Hacker voice] I'm in. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/305708/30570714p.png[/img]: Oh my god. I'm-- [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333724/33372319p.png[/img]: DID YOU JUST SAY [I]HACKER VOICE[/I] OUT LOUD??????? W HY? ? ? I do not understand whY that was NECESSARY? [/quote] [quote=the Bros™] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: You've heard of "Two bros chillin' in a hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay" [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333160/33315931p.png[/img]: NOW GET READY FOR [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: TWO BROS CHILLIN' IN A SAUNA 2 FEET APART 'CUZ THEY'RE PROBABLY GAY [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/322702/32270193p.png[/img]: OH MY GOD [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/321980/32197948p.png[/img]: CHIHIRO PL EASE STOP THIS [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: CALLOUT POST FOR MY DEAD GAY DADS THEY STILL HAVEN'T GONE ON AN OFFICIAL DATE [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333160/33315931p.png[/img]: [uncontrollable laughing][/QUOTE] [quote=An unstoppable force] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: So if i'm a programmer [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: And you're a mechanic [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: Yeah? [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: that means we could make a reALLY COOL ROBOT [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: OH MY GOD sIGN ME UP HELL YEAH [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333150/33314997p.png[/img]: Oh no[/QUOTE] [quote=Just a collection of Puns] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/341437/34143674p.png[/img]: Hey Leon! [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/341437/34143674p.png[/img]: [holding a knife] [i][b]KNIFE[/b][/i] to meet you! [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333160/33315931p.png[/img]: [dodging her attacks] Sayaka Maizo[b][i]NO[/b][/i][/quote] [quote=more puns] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/230909/23090864p.png[/img]: So you're a ghost? [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/322702/32270193p.png[/img]: Ya [i][b]butter[/b][/i] believe it. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/230909/23090864p.png[/img]: Did you just-- [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/322702/32270193p.png[/img]: [holding his head in his hands] I have so many regrets in my life why did I make that pun[/quote] [quote=Basically me at 3am] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: we'rE NO STRANGERS TO LOVE [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: yOU KNOW THE RULES AND SO DO I [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: A FULL COMMITMENT'S WHAT I'M THINKING OF [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: yOU WOULDN'T GET THIS FROM ANY OTHER G-- [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/326870/32686993p.png[/img]: oH MY GOD [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/332434/33243305p.png[/img]: IT IS THE CRACK OF DAWN. IF YOU DISTURB OUR SLUMBER ONE MORE TIME I SHALL UNLEASH THE WRATH OF MY ARMY UPON YOU. [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/315542/31554146p.png[/img]: [runs][/quote]

@Spycopoth

Pinging me self to save for later

Im so posting a conversation here

[quote name="@Ichamo" date=2017-07-09 21:02:54] [quote=the Bros™] [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: You've heard of "Two bros chillin' in a hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gay" [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333160/33315931p.png[/img]: NOW GET READY FOR [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: TWO BROS CHILLIN' IN A SAUNA 2 FEET APART 'CUZ THEY'RE PROBABLY GAY [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/322702/32270193p.png[/img]: OH MY GOD [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/321980/32197948p.png[/img]: CHIHIRO PL EASE STOP THIS [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/323322/32332165p.png[/img]: CALLOUT POST FOR MY DEAD GAY DADS THEY STILL HAVEN'T GONE ON AN OFFICIAL DATE [img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/333160/33315931p.png[/img]: [uncontrollable laughing][/QUOTE] [/quote] This is much too funny for me to be looking at at midnight--

: Zimsky, are you still trying to make yourself taller?

: Heck yeah! Am I taller yet?

: Standing on boxes don't add to your height Zim.


: I WAS A BEAUTIFUL FAE-

ALSO:

: of all my creations, you're the most screwed over

All My ocs: WE NOTICED