TEMPORARILY CLOSED
Please note: I'm a full time student and have family to take care of.
I'll get to your rolls as soon as I'm able. Thank you for understanding!
I have...entirely too many items in my hoard. Over 30 pages of familiars and apparel. TONS of skins, battle items...you name it.
I also have shiny click clack stones.
~How it Works~
You send me money in a PM.
Please no 2-way CRs ;;-;;
Base price:
25g/kt
OR
1 Strange Chest!
I roll a d4 to determine how many items you get - 1-4
I roll a d8 for each item to determine what tab it comes from
I roll percentile dice (two d10) to determine the rarity of the prize
1-60 common
61-85 uncommon
86-98 rare
99-100 jackpot
Don't want food? Have no use for battle items?
add an extra 20g/kt
For an added fee I'll roll a d6 instead of a d8!
You tell me which two categories you want eliminated~
Want to increase your odds of getting a jackpot?
add an extra 30g/kt
For an added fee I'll roll two d10 twice, and take the higher of the two numbers!
Still not lucky enough?
add an extra 60g/kt
You can pay extra for me to roll THREE times! I'll take the highest number!
~Prize tier examples~
Common
Usually worth less than 5g/kt
Some food, some battle stones, fodder familiars/apparel, coli skins, scroll of renaming, common Baldwin mats, junk
Uncommon
Usually worth 5-15g/kt
More food, haste/bolster/reflect, slightly rarer familiars/apparel, vistas, uncommon Baldwin mats, health potions
Rare
Usually worth 15-50g/kt
Full stack of food, rally/berserker/ambush, rare Baldwin mats, genes/scenes, fest skins, fest familiars, chests, prismatic tokens, several greater health potions
Jackpot
Worth up to 500g/kt
Gilded chest, eggs, eliminate, fest skins, fest familiars, fest apparel, genes, scenes
I now have a post with some of the prizes people have won, along with a post showing some of the goods currently in my inventory waiting for Jackpot!
~Examples~
All set? Good! Let's go ahead and...roll the dice!
yes I did set this up just for a Critical Role reference
Disclaimer: All prizes are determined by RNG. No refunds.
Please note: I'm a full time student and have family to take care of.
I'll get to your rolls as soon as I'm able. Thank you for understanding!
I have...entirely too many items in my hoard. Over 30 pages of familiars and apparel. TONS of skins, battle items...you name it.
I also have shiny click clack stones.
~How it Works~
You send me money in a PM.
Please no 2-way CRs ;;-;;
Base price:
25g/kt
OR
1 Strange Chest!
I roll a d4 to determine how many items you get - 1-4
I roll a d8 for each item to determine what tab it comes from
I roll percentile dice (two d10) to determine the rarity of the prize
1-60 common
61-85 uncommon
86-98 rare
99-100 jackpot
Don't want food? Have no use for battle items?
add an extra 20g/kt
For an added fee I'll roll a d6 instead of a d8!
You tell me which two categories you want eliminated~
Want to increase your odds of getting a jackpot?
add an extra 30g/kt
For an added fee I'll roll two d10 twice, and take the higher of the two numbers!
Still not lucky enough?
add an extra 60g/kt
You can pay extra for me to roll THREE times! I'll take the highest number!
~Prize tier examples~
Common
Usually worth less than 5g/kt
Some food, some battle stones, fodder familiars/apparel, coli skins, scroll of renaming, common Baldwin mats, junk
Uncommon
Usually worth 5-15g/kt
More food, haste/bolster/reflect, slightly rarer familiars/apparel, vistas, uncommon Baldwin mats, health potions
Rare
Usually worth 15-50g/kt
Full stack of food, rally/berserker/ambush, rare Baldwin mats, genes/scenes, fest skins, fest familiars, chests, prismatic tokens, several greater health potions
Jackpot
Worth up to 500g/kt
Gilded chest, eggs, eliminate, fest skins, fest familiars, fest apparel, genes, scenes
I now have a post with some of the prizes people have won, along with a post showing some of the goods currently in my inventory waiting for Jackpot!
~Examples~
Quote:
Player A sends me 25g in a PM.
I roll a d4 and land on 2.
I roll a d8 twice - 3 and 7 - apparel and specialty.
I roll percentile dice twice - 24 and 86.
Player A receives some common food, and Primary Gene: Python!
I roll a d4 and land on 2.
I roll a d8 twice - 3 and 7 - apparel and specialty.
I roll percentile dice twice - 24 and 86.
Player A receives some common food, and Primary Gene: Python!
Quote:
Player B sends me 75kt in a PM. They want to eliminate food and specialty, and have me roll the percentile dice an extra time.
I roll a d4 and land on 1.
I roll a d6 once and land on 5 - skins.
I roll a percentile dice - natural 1! Oh no!
BUT - Player B paid the extra 30kt for me to reroll the percentile dice!
I roll a second time and land on 99.
JACKPOT!
Player B receives Skin: Painted Goddess!
I roll a d4 and land on 1.
I roll a d6 once and land on 5 - skins.
I roll a percentile dice - natural 1! Oh no!
BUT - Player B paid the extra 30kt for me to reroll the percentile dice!
I roll a second time and land on 99.
JACKPOT!
Player B receives Skin: Painted Goddess!
All set? Good! Let's go ahead and...roll the dice!
yes I did set this up just for a Critical Role reference
Disclaimer: All prizes are determined by RNG. No refunds.