I'm way too proud of this actually--
TOPIC | Pidgeon, Purveyor of Prizes
An exceptional deal
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An exceptional deal
Timezone: fr + 17
@ablazingstar PLEASE be proud of it, this is absolute perfection---
Pidgeon slowly plods her way towards your meme, her stomach so large it nearly touches the ground. She looks at her likeness and nods in approval. She looks at the word chonks. She cannot read, but she seems to get the gist of it. Her head bobs up and down in approval. She cooes. She plunges her beak into the upwards arrow, pecking a line of small holes steadily upwards. THE CHONK GROWS.
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@swordlily I saw this very blearily at 4:30 this morning when my cat woke me up wanting to play. I nearly woke my husband up laughing at it. The steepled wings. The multitude of fries. C H O N K-- It is perfection.
Pidgeon bobs her body towards you, cooing as she approaches. She can already see the fries on the meme. Her beak plucks at them, counting how many there are. She looks at the other side of the page. She cannot read, but she is learning to recognize the word CHONK, and how it pertains to her. She approves.
It is true. You have earned her affection with your offering of (digital) french fries.
Pidgeon slowly plods her way towards your meme, her stomach so large it nearly touches the ground. She looks at her likeness and nods in approval. She looks at the word chonks. She cannot read, but she seems to get the gist of it. Her head bobs up and down in approval. She cooes. She plunges her beak into the upwards arrow, pecking a line of small holes steadily upwards. THE CHONK GROWS.
~~~
@swordlily I saw this very blearily at 4:30 this morning when my cat woke me up wanting to play. I nearly woke my husband up laughing at it. The steepled wings. The multitude of fries. C H O N K-- It is perfection.
Pidgeon bobs her body towards you, cooing as she approaches. She can already see the fries on the meme. Her beak plucks at them, counting how many there are. She looks at the other side of the page. She cannot read, but she is learning to recognize the word CHONK, and how it pertains to her. She approves.
It is true. You have earned her affection with your offering of (digital) french fries.
@ablazingstar PLEASE be proud of it, this is absolute perfection---
Pidgeon slowly plods her way towards your meme, her stomach so large it nearly touches the ground. She looks at her likeness and nods in approval. She looks at the word chonks. She cannot read, but she seems to get the gist of it. Her head bobs up and down in approval. She cooes. She plunges her beak into the upwards arrow, pecking a line of small holes steadily upwards. THE CHONK GROWS.
~~~
@swordlily I saw this very blearily at 4:30 this morning when my cat woke me up wanting to play. I nearly woke my husband up laughing at it. The steepled wings. The multitude of fries. C H O N K-- It is perfection.
Pidgeon bobs her body towards you, cooing as she approaches. She can already see the fries on the meme. Her beak plucks at them, counting how many there are. She looks at the other side of the page. She cannot read, but she is learning to recognize the word CHONK, and how it pertains to her. She approves.
It is true. You have earned her affection with your offering of (digital) french fries.
Pidgeon slowly plods her way towards your meme, her stomach so large it nearly touches the ground. She looks at her likeness and nods in approval. She looks at the word chonks. She cannot read, but she seems to get the gist of it. Her head bobs up and down in approval. She cooes. She plunges her beak into the upwards arrow, pecking a line of small holes steadily upwards. THE CHONK GROWS.
~~~
@swordlily I saw this very blearily at 4:30 this morning when my cat woke me up wanting to play. I nearly woke my husband up laughing at it. The steepled wings. The multitude of fries. C H O N K-- It is perfection.
Pidgeon bobs her body towards you, cooing as she approaches. She can already see the fries on the meme. Her beak plucks at them, counting how many there are. She looks at the other side of the page. She cannot read, but she is learning to recognize the word CHONK, and how it pertains to her. She approves.
It is true. You have earned her affection with your offering of (digital) french fries.
please ignore the garbage quality (and the watermark lmao) my tablet is kaputt at the moment but here is the pigeon in all their chonky glory
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please ignore the garbage quality (and the watermark lmao) my tablet is kaputt at the moment but here is the pigeon in all their chonky glory
Bxy presents:
terrible Powerpoint skills and a bad copy-paste job. Also, plagarism of a children's book.
Don't Let the Pidgeon Have a French Fry
terrible Powerpoint skills and a bad copy-paste job. Also, plagarism of a children's book.
Don't Let the Pidgeon Have a French Fry
Bxy presents:
terrible Powerpoint skills and a bad copy-paste job. Also, plagarism of a children's book.
Don't Let the Pidgeon Have a French Fry
terrible Powerpoint skills and a bad copy-paste job. Also, plagarism of a children's book.
Don't Let the Pidgeon Have a French Fry
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chonk birb with fry
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chonk birb with fry