Raffles & Giveaways

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1. You should wear glasses while doing math because it improves division
2. The past, the present, and the future met. It was tense
3. What’s the best time on a clock? 6:30, hands down
4. Writing with a dull pencil is pointless
5. To whoever invented zero: thanks for nothing!
6. I had a dream where I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
7: Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy
8. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
9. Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
10. Fairy tales often dragon

1. Want to hear a joke about butter? On second thought, I'd butter not tell you, it might spread.
2. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bey they'd be bagels.
3. Why was the cake hard as a rock? It was marble cake.
4. When the shovel was invented, it was groundbreaking.
5. I tried to take a picture of a field of wheat, but it was always too grainy.
6. I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.
7. Why do paladins wear chainmail? It's holey armor
8. What happens when you step on a d4? You take 1d4 damage
9. What's a thief's favorite metal? Steel.
10. How many wizards does it take to change a light bulb? It depends on what they're changing it into

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1. Why do programmers wear glasses? So they can C# (See sharp)
2. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
3.To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
4. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.
5. I lost my mood ring and I don’t know how to feel about it!
6. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.
7.Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
8. Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
9. A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.
10.German sausage jokes are just the wurst.

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Puns!
1. A guy walks into a bar. He then said “ow”
2. I am friend with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y!
3. A cupcake would be muffin without frosting.
4. What does a pig’s tail say at four in the morning? “It’s twirly!”
5. A banana goes to the doctor and says “I’m not peeling very well...”
6. What did the cow say to her calf? “It’s pasture bedtime!”
7. Why was the broom late for school? It overswept!
8. Why do I love my cat? Because she’s purrfect.
9. What does Judge Skunk say when people get riled up? “Odor in the court!”
10. Pirate jokes arrrr sure to make you laugh!

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