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TOPIC | [Idiotlocke] Pretzel Clippings
[center][ [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2806527]Squidragon's Fodderlocke[/url] ] [size=7][size=5][color=darkorchid][font=Garamond]Pretzel Clippings[/font][/color][/size][/size] ----- ----- [columns][color=transparent]_____[/color][nextcol][font=garamond][size=4]—> it's an Idiotlocke which is a Fodderlocke with idiots. Idiots make up the Fodderlocke, and the Fodderlocke becomes the Idiotlocke due to the level of idiots. (i.e. Fodderlocke with printed lore concepts) —> the current leader: [b]Pretzel[/b] —> the current leading faction: [b]Can't compare yourself to someone if no one is there[/b][nextcol][color=transparent]_____[/color][/columns] ----- ----- [font=garamond]Quoted from original post + colours adjusted for my crappy eyes...[/center] [quote name="squidragon" date="2020-01-09 14:47:05" ] [center][emoji=pirate ship size=1] [b]Set Up[/b] [emoji=torch size=1][/center] You need your first disposable fodder child, naturally. But this is not just [i]any[/i] disposal fodder child. They are the [b]founder[/b] of your new squad of [i]completely horrible criminals[/i]. [LIST=1] [*]Buy yourself the [i]cheapest[/i] adult dragon off the auction house. Appearance doesn’t matter when your only goal in life is to do crime. [*]Level that dragon to 8. They must be stronger than their recruits. Strength is valuable. Important.. Vital to not being backstabbed. Put a big obnoxious crown and/or robe on them for good measure. They Must know their worth. They Must know that they’re better than alllll the others. [*]If any dragon ever passes them in level, that dragon takes over as the new leader. Exalt the old leader. They must be banished in shame. [*]Recruit your first crime buddies. Grab 4 more of the cheapest adults off the auction house. Level each of them to 6. [/LIST] [center][emoji=pirate ship size=1] [b]Daily* Tasks[/b] [emoji=torch size=1][/center] [i]*If you really love coli you can go through multiple days in one.[/i] [b]Phase 1 > > >[/b] [LIST=1] [*]Buy yourself the two cheapest adult dragons off the auction house. These are your potential recruits. [*]Drag them through your two-fodder venue of choice together until they hit level 6. [*]Roll a 6-sided die for each. If you get a 6, congrats! That dragon has passed your test and has been hired into your band of criminals. [*]If a dragon fails, exalt it. It is not worthy of being among you. [*]Continue your recruitment efforts until you get a successful recruit (or two at once if you’re lucky)! You may now move on to the drama phase. [/LIST] [b]Phase 2 > > >[/b] There is much drama to be had in a band of criminals like the one you are running. Each day is full of terrible terrible happenings. Roll a 12-sided die. Your next challenge is as follows: [LIST=1] [*]There’s a [b]scandal[/b] (or romance) afoot. Pick two of your ready to breed dragons at random if you have any. Put them on a nest. The babies will join your crime organization when they hatch. Level them to 5 when they come of age. If the parents would be exalted while they’re on the nest, wait until their nest hatches and Then exalt them. [color=firebrick]If nobody is ready to breed, grab a random hatchie off the AH. A secret forbidden child or sibling has been uncovered.[/color] [*]There’s [b]Romance[/b] in the air. Pick two dragons at random. They are now in a relationship. If one gets exalted, so does the other. Their fates are bound together. [*][b]Hunting trip[/b]. Take any two of your dragons into a coli venue that is too low for them to gain experience. (Your choice). Go until you get a familiar drop. [color=firebrick][i]Alternate Hunting Trip Variation[/i] (based on suggestion by Alphazi) Roll 1d4: 1) Hunting Trip (Look for a familiar) 2) Treasure Hunt (Look for a chest or other openable) 3) Stocking up on Supplies (Look for a battlestone) 4) Costume Shopping (Look for an apparel item)[/color] [*][b]Freeloader[/b]. Some random dragon has decided to hang at your place. Who is this guy???? Grab the cheapest adult off the AH. Leave them at level 1. For bonus points, try sniping an underpriced adult. [*][b]Crimes time[/b]! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission. [*][b]Crimes time[/b]! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission. [*][b]Crimes time[/b]! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission. [*][b]Kids can do crimes too[/b]. Grab the cheapest hatchie off the AH. Level it to 5 when it comes of age. [*][b]Backstabbing[/b]. Choose a dragon at random who is not the leader. Exalt them. Bye.' [color=firebrick][i]Alternate Honorable Duel Option[/i] (inspired by suggestion by TheAwesoMew): Flip a coin, if heads, take two random not-leader dragons into the coli and exalt whoever faints first. If tails, do the backstabbing as above.[/color] [*][b]Test the Newbies[/b]. Roll a d10 for each of your lowest-level dragons. If it’s higher than their level, exalt them. They were not good enough. Raise the remaining low-level dragons by one level. [*][b]Major Heist[/b]!! This is it! Your time to shine. Roll a d12 for Every dragon. If you get higher than their level, exalt. Raise all survivors by one level. [color=firebrick][i]Alternate Safer Heist Option[/i]: Flip a coin. Heads? the mission was a success! Instead of getting exalted on the failed role above, they simply don't gain a level. Tails? Exalt as above.[/color] [*][b]A coup[/b]! Exalt your leader. They have been dramatically betrayed by the others a la the ides of march. Determine a new leader from the remaining dragons. The highest level dragon will be it. If there is a tie, the oldest tied dragon shall be the leader. Level the tied dragon one level to make it better than its peers. [/LIST] After you finish your dramatic challenge, go back to the recruit stage (either the next day or immediately) and go again. Keep whatever pace you want. [b]Catalogue your crew’s terrible life[/b] in a journal if you are feeling creative. [center][emoji=pirate ship size=1] [b]Bonus Rules[/b] [emoji=torch size=1][/center] Keep an eye on your drops while you’re in the coli. If you get any of the following while training, grant the following effects to your members who were in the coli with them at the time. [LIST] [*][b]Eliminate[/b]: Oh, bad luck. Exalt both of them. [*][b]Gene[/b]: Good luck! They’ve blessed you with excellent loot. Put an apparel item of choice on each to mark as given a second chance. If you would exalt them, instead remove the apparel. They have managed to scrape by. [*][b]Egg[/b]: Oh nice, think of how many hatchlings you can buy if you sell One egg. [color=firebrick]Pick up the three cheapest hatchies on the AH. Level them to 5 when they come of age.[/color] [*][color=firebrick][b]Rally[/b]: The current party is motivated! If they would have to roll as to whether or not they'll get exalted at the end of this coli event, they automatically succeed and return safely to your lair. [*][color=firebrick][b]Ambush[/b]: Randomly choose one of the dragons in the current coli party. They flee and get the heck out. Immediately refresh, remove them, and replace them with a random other dragon. [/LIST] If you ever run out of dragons completely, [b]you lose[/b]. Start over. [color=firebrick]Consider keeping a high-score chart to see which crime organization lasts the longest.[/color] If you ever run into a very exciting dom raffle or battle, feel free to exalt/send as many as you want. Run out of space and need to cull the group? Yeet them. [b]There is no mercy here in the fodderlocke[/b]. None at all. If for some ungodly reason a dragon ever gets to level 25, crown them the lord of all fodder. Give them stats & stones and pull them out to make them your new 2-fod trainer. Or exalt them for being too strong. Your choice.[/quote] ----- ----- [columns][color=transparent]_____[/color][nextcol][font=garamond][size=6]Current Dingus & His Donkuses[/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73290388][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][/url] [b]Pretzel[/b][nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73292455][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][/url] [b]Seifer[/b][nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73120999][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/731210/73120999p.png[/img][/url] [b]Highhide[/b][nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73140015][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/731401/73140015p.png[/img][/url] [b]Myran[/b][nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/49198068][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img][/url] [b]Cyber[/b][nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73548458][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/735485/73548458p.png[/img][/url] [b]Lakita[/b][nextcol][color=transparent]_____[/color][/columns][/columns] [color=transparent](note to self: use discord theme for chats lol)[/color]
[ Squidragon's Fodderlocke ]

Pretzel Clippings

_____ —> it's an Idiotlocke which is a Fodderlocke with idiots. Idiots make up the Fodderlocke, and the Fodderlocke becomes the Idiotlocke due to the level of idiots. (i.e. Fodderlocke with printed lore concepts)

—> the current leader: Pretzel

—> the current leading faction: Can't compare yourself to someone if no one is there
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Quoted from original post + colours adjusted for my crappy eyes...
squidragon wrote on 2020-01-09 14:47:05:
Set Up

You need your first disposable fodder child, naturally. But this is not just any disposal fodder child. They are the founder of your new squad of completely horrible criminals.
  1. Buy yourself the cheapest adult dragon off the auction house. Appearance doesn’t matter when your only goal in life is to do crime.
  2. Level that dragon to 8. They must be stronger than their recruits. Strength is valuable. Important.. Vital to not being backstabbed. Put a big obnoxious crown and/or robe on them for good measure. They Must know their worth. They Must know that they’re better than alllll the others.
  3. If any dragon ever passes them in level, that dragon takes over as the new leader. Exalt the old leader. They must be banished in shame.
  4. Recruit your first crime buddies. Grab 4 more of the cheapest adults off the auction house. Level each of them to 6.

Daily* Tasks

*If you really love coli you can go through multiple days in one.

Phase 1 > > >
  1. Buy yourself the two cheapest adult dragons off the auction house. These are your potential recruits.
  2. Drag them through your two-fodder venue of choice together until they hit level 6.
  3. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If you get a 6, congrats! That dragon has passed your test and has been hired into your band of criminals.
  4. If a dragon fails, exalt it. It is not worthy of being among you.
  5. Continue your recruitment efforts until you get a successful recruit (or two at once if you’re lucky)! You may now move on to the drama phase.

Phase 2 > > >

There is much drama to be had in a band of criminals like the one you are running. Each day is full of terrible terrible happenings.

Roll a 12-sided die. Your next challenge is as follows:
  1. There’s a scandal (or romance) afoot. Pick two of your ready to breed dragons at random if you have any. Put them on a nest. The babies will join your crime organization when they hatch. Level them to 5 when they come of age. If the parents would be exalted while they’re on the nest, wait until their nest hatches and Then exalt them. If nobody is ready to breed, grab a random hatchie off the AH. A secret forbidden child or sibling has been uncovered.
  2. There’s Romance in the air. Pick two dragons at random. They are now in a relationship. If one gets exalted, so does the other. Their fates are bound together.
  3. Hunting trip. Take any two of your dragons into a coli venue that is too low for them to gain experience. (Your choice). Go until you get a familiar drop.

    Alternate Hunting Trip Variation (based on suggestion by Alphazi) Roll 1d4:
    1) Hunting Trip (Look for a familiar)
    2) Treasure Hunt (Look for a chest or other openable)
    3) Stocking up on Supplies (Look for a battlestone)
    4) Costume Shopping (Look for an apparel item)
  4. Freeloader. Some random dragon has decided to hang at your place. Who is this guy???? Grab the cheapest adult off the AH. Leave them at level 1. For bonus points, try sniping an underpriced adult.
  5. Crimes time! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission.
  6. Crimes time! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission.
  7. Crimes time! Pick two dragons at random. They have to go on a quest now. Raise both of them a level. Roll a 6-sided die for each. If it’s a 1, exalt them as they were lost in the mission.
  8. Kids can do crimes too. Grab the cheapest hatchie off the AH. Level it to 5 when it comes of age.
  9. Backstabbing. Choose a dragon at random who is not the leader. Exalt them. Bye.'

    Alternate Honorable Duel Option (inspired by suggestion by TheAwesoMew): Flip a coin, if heads, take two random not-leader dragons into the coli and exalt whoever faints first. If tails, do the backstabbing as above.
  10. Test the Newbies. Roll a d10 for each of your lowest-level dragons. If it’s higher than their level, exalt them. They were not good enough. Raise the remaining low-level dragons by one level.
  11. Major Heist!! This is it! Your time to shine. Roll a d12 for Every dragon. If you get higher than their level, exalt. Raise all survivors by one level.

    Alternate Safer Heist Option: Flip a coin. Heads? the mission was a success! Instead of getting exalted on the failed role above, they simply don't gain a level. Tails? Exalt as above.
  12. A coup! Exalt your leader. They have been dramatically betrayed by the others a la the ides of march. Determine a new leader from the remaining dragons. The highest level dragon will be it. If there is a tie, the oldest tied dragon shall be the leader. Level the tied dragon one level to make it better than its peers.

After you finish your dramatic challenge, go back to the recruit stage (either the next day or immediately) and go again. Keep whatever pace you want.

Catalogue your crew’s terrible life in a journal if you are feeling creative.

Bonus Rules

Keep an eye on your drops while you’re in the coli. If you get any of the following while training, grant the following effects to your members who were in the coli with them at the time.
  • Eliminate: Oh, bad luck. Exalt both of them.
  • Gene: Good luck! They’ve blessed you with excellent loot. Put an apparel item of choice on each to mark as given a second chance. If you would exalt them, instead remove the apparel. They have managed to scrape by.
  • Egg: Oh nice, think of how many hatchlings you can buy if you sell One egg. Pick up the three cheapest hatchies on the AH. Level them to 5 when they come of age.
  • Rally: The current party is motivated! If they would have to roll as to whether or not they'll get exalted at the end of this coli event, they automatically succeed and return safely to your lair.
  • Ambush: Randomly choose one of the dragons in the current coli party. They flee and get the heck out. Immediately refresh, remove them, and replace them with a random other dragon.

If you ever run out of dragons completely, you lose. Start over. Consider keeping a high-score chart to see which crime organization lasts the longest.

If you ever run into a very exciting dom raffle or battle, feel free to exalt/send as many as you want. Run out of space and need to cull the group? Yeet them. There is no mercy here in the fodderlocke. None at all.

If for some ungodly reason a dragon ever gets to level 25, crown them the lord of all fodder. Give them stats & stones and pull them out to make them your new 2-fod trainer. Or exalt them for being too strong. Your choice.


_____ Current Dingus & His Donkuses

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Pretzel
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Seifer
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Highhide
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Myran
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Cyber
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Lakita
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(note to self: use discord theme for chats lol)
[center][img]http://flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/732904/73290388.png[/img] ______________________ [size=5][font=rockwell]» PRETZEL «[/font][/size] [size=3][font=mistral]current leader[/font][/size] ______________________ [size=4][font=mistral][i]RESOURCE LIST:[/i][/font][/size] ______________________[/center] [indent][indent][indent][indent][font=calibri]DIVIDERS by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269]WanderingTurtle[/url] MESSENGER CODES by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2633046]proxima[/url] GAME LOGOS by [url=https://textcraft.net/]Textcraft[/url] CONCEPT by [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/qnc/2806527]Squidragon[/url] ASSORTED CODES at [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/63952063]Sib's dragon[/url][/font] [/indent][/indent][/indent][/indent] [center]______________________ [font=calibri][size=1][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=390753]code by coexistence[/url][/font][/size][/center] [center][font=garamond][color=#786565]» [b]pings[/b] «[/font] [size=1][color=#c22727][font=Corbel][i]TheEnforcer[/i][/size] [size=1][color=#c2b6b0]______________________[/color][/size] [emoji=deer skull size=1][emoji=blue mushroom size=1][emoji=bare tree size=1] [url=https://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=377650][color=#d9ccc7] [size=1][font=lucida console]code[/url][/center]
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» PRETZEL «
current leader
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RESOURCE LIST:
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DIVIDERS by WanderingTurtle
MESSENGER CODES by proxima
GAME LOGOS by Textcraft
CONCEPT by Squidragon

ASSORTED CODES at Sib's dragon
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code by coexistence
» pings «
TheEnforcer
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code
[center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/R6Vamtb.png[/img][/url] [size=7][font=garamond]Day 0[/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Forum of the Obscure Crescent.[/i] Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/map/icons/shadow_3.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Hey, are we here yet? Hurry up and get ready. It's time for our next job already.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Plum:[/b] Yeah, m'good. Been good. I'm just always waitin' on y'all. Let's go alreadyyyyy. [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/730748/73074700p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/731210/73120999p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Highhide:[/b] Hee hee hee, you [i]know[/i] I am! Wonder what those new recruits will be like though... buu.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Seifer:[/b] Wait. Wait a minute. Where's Myran? I think he was here a bit ago, but he's usually the first to pipe up. [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Hang on, I'll text him.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]mmmmmmmmm[/color][nextcol][quote=Messenger][rule] [center][columns][img]https://i.imgur.com/FZxka7b.png[/img][nextcol][emoji=sun] [size=4][b]Myran Insipidous[/b][/size][color=transparent]========[/color] [emoji=ping] [emoji=special eyes] [emoji=magnifying glass][/columns][/center] [rule] [center][size=2][color=gray]01 MARCH AT 22:50[/color][/size][/center] [right]IDIOT. WHERE ARE YOU.[/right] [columns][br][emoji=spiral][nextcol][size=2][color=gray]Myran[/color][/size] DJFKSJFKSJD why are u yelling omg[/columns] [right]I AM NOT YELLING, THIS IS HOW I WRITE.[/right] [columns][br][emoji=spiral][nextcol][size=2][color=gray]Myran[/color][/size] lol k? well, i had some weirdo asking me for money before i came back so it took longer than i expected. i'm right behind u now[/columns] [right]GOOD. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. THESE NEW RECRUITS ARE AS DUMB AS YOU ALL.[/right] [columns][br][emoji=spiral][nextcol][size=2][color=gray]Myran[/color][/size] lol love u 2, chief[/columns] [rule] [center][emoji=palette] [emoji=old parchment] [emoji=music notes] [color=grey]| Aa[/color][color=transparent]==================[/color][emoji=guardian happy][color=grey] | [/color][emoji=familiar heart][/center] [rule] [/quote] [right][font=sans serif][size=1][color=#bbbabf][i][b][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=61019]code: proxima #61019[/url][/b][/i][/color][/size][/font][/right] [color=transparent]A bunch of long-winded super secret transparent text so that the quote box remains the right size! Yeah I don't like this either.[/color] [nextcol][color=transparent]mmmmmmmmm[/color][/columns]
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Day 0
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LOCATION:
Forum of the Obscure Crescent. Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well.
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Hey, are we here yet? Hurry up and get ready. It's time for our next job already.
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Plum:
Yeah, m'good. Been good. I'm just always waitin' on y'all. Let's go alreadyyyyy.
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____________ 73120999p.png Highhide:
Hee hee hee, you know I am! Wonder what those new recruits will be like though... buu.
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Seifer:
Wait. Wait a minute. Where's Myran? I think he was here a bit ago, but he's usually the first to pipe up.
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Hang on, I'll text him.
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Messenger wrote:

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01 MARCH AT 22:50
IDIOT. WHERE ARE YOU.

Myran
DJFKSJFKSJD why are u yelling omg
I AM NOT YELLING, THIS IS HOW I WRITE.

Myran
lol k? well, i had some weirdo asking me for money before i came back so it took longer than i expected. i'm right behind u now
GOOD. LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH. THESE NEW RECRUITS ARE AS DUMB AS YOU ALL.

Myran
lol love u 2, chief

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[center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/R6Vamtb.png[/img][/url] [size=7][font=garamond]Day 1[/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Wispwillow Grove.[/i] Getting eternally lost isn't the only thing that happens here. Sometimes, we get lost with the blood on our hands. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/map/icons/shadow_1.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Well. You two were the new recruits. I have to say, I'm not impressed.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/707475/70747449p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Nideth:[/b] B-But boss, I did everything you asked for! EVERYTHING![color=transparent]____________[/color] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/729232/72923131p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Hinewai:[/b] I knew it... I knew I was no good.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] This is exactly why. You are too whiny and complaing about anything, and you don't believe in yourself. In [i]my[/i] group, you do as you're told, no questions, and you don't doubt yourself for a second.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/707475/70747449p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Nideth:[/b] This is SO not fair!!! I'm reporting your crime ring, anyway.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/729232/72923131p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Hinewai:[/b] It's fine .... It's fine. I deserve death.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] #2? Get rid of these idiots.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] With pleasure.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/jISYT8s.png[/img][/url] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]Two new recruits:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/70747449][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/707475/70747449p.png[/img][/url] [b]Nideth[/b] [i]The Brute Force[/i] [nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/72923131][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/729232/72923131p.png[/img][/url] [b]Hinewai[/b] [i]The Thinker[/i][/columns] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBC5gaF.png[/img][/center] ----- [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Wait a minute. Who are you? What are you doing here?[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] Ohhh hey bro. I’m Cyber. I’m just, like… y’know… chillin’. Wanna join your crew, and stuff. [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] Like hell you are. Come close to our base and I’ll slit your throat.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] Nah man, be chill. I can totally help you guys. I swear. I’m, like, [i]killer[/i] with cybersecurity and stuff. [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Fine. Prove yourself to me. Otherwise, you’re gone.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] Aw heck yeah, man, of course! So, uh… you got any snacks? [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] Ugh...[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/jISYT8s.png[/img][/url] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]One new recruit:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/49198068][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img][/url] [b]Cyber[/b] [i]The Hacker[/i][/columns] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Zm2VbCf.png[/img] (Maybe...)[/center]
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Day 1
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LOCATION:
Wispwillow Grove. Getting eternally lost isn't the only thing that happens here. Sometimes, we get lost with the blood on our hands.
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____________ Pretzel: Well. You two were the new recruits. I have to say, I'm not impressed. ____________
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Nideth: B-But boss, I did everything you asked for! EVERYTHING!____________

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Hinewai: I knew it... I knew I was no good.____________

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____________ Pretzel: This is exactly why. You are too whiny and complaing about anything, and you don't believe in yourself. In my group, you do as you're told, no questions, and you don't doubt yourself for a second. ____________
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Nideth: This is SO not fair!!! I'm reporting your crime ring, anyway.____________

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Hinewai: It's fine .... It's fine. I deserve death.____________

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____________ Pretzel: #2? Get rid of these idiots. ____________

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____________ Seifer: With pleasure. ____________
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Nideth
The Brute Force
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Hinewai
The Thinker
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Wait a minute. Who are you? What are you doing here?
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Cyber:
Ohhh hey bro. I’m Cyber. I’m just, like… y’know… chillin’. Wanna join your crew, and stuff.
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____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
Like hell you are. Come close to our base and I’ll slit your throat.
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Cyber:
Nah man, be chill. I can totally help you guys. I swear. I’m, like, killer with cybersecurity and stuff.
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Fine. Prove yourself to me. Otherwise, you’re gone.
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Cyber:
Aw heck yeah, man, of course! So, uh… you got any snacks?
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____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
Ugh...
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The Hacker
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(Maybe...)
This is hilarious and I would like to be pinged for future updates. Also, the fake messaging app code is really creative.
This is hilarious and I would like to be pinged for future updates. Also, the fake messaging app code is really creative.
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[center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/R6Vamtb.png[/img][/url] [size=7][font=garamond]Day 2[/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Foxfire Bramble.[/i] The thorns in the bush are as strong as the thorns in our side, and a whole lot more painful once you remember your loved ones buried there. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/layout/lair_icons/27.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [quote=Discord][center][size=4][color=grey]#[/color][b]pretzel-clippings[/b][/size][color=transparent]=============[/color][emoji=bell] [emoji=sword] [emoji=new friend][color=grey] | Search[/color][color=transparent]====[/color][color=grey] | [/color][emoji=ping] [emoji=mystery bag][/center] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Pretzel [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:38[/color][/size] EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.[/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/731267/73126696p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Liev it to me [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:38[/color][/size] Look, boss, it wasn’t me. We were doing fine until this IDIOT stomped over his own two feet![/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/527693/52769240p.png[/img][nextcol][b]MrBlueSky [emoji=cloud size=1] [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:41[/color][/size] listen. it wasn’t anything to do with clumsiness, alright ??? it had to do with those chodes launching mana balls at us as we were leaving. it hit me right in the foot! Ok?? sheeEEEE[i]EEEE[b]EEEEESH[/i][/b][/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:42[/color][/size] You sound like an idiot. Why do you sound so incompetent?[/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Pretzel [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:44[/color][/size] GET RID OF THEM, SEIFER. NOW.[/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/r7is0fI.png[/img][/center] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 07:58[/color][/size] Happily.[/columns] [rule] [center][emoji=trade][color=grey] | Message #pretzel-clippings[/color][color=transparent]===========================[/color][emoji=imperial happy][/center] [rule][/quote] [right][font=sans serif][size=1][color=#bbbabf][i][b][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=61019]code: proxima #61019[/url][/b][/i][/color][/size][/font][/right] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]Two new recruits:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/70747449][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/731267/73126696p.png[/img][/url] [b]Liev[/b] [i]The Gruff[/i] [nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/72923131][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/527693/52769240p.png[/img][/url] [b]MrBlueSky[/b] [i]The Dudebro[/i][/columns][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBC5gaF.png[/img][/center] ----- [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol] [right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]BASE.[/i] Pretzel Clippings base, where all the goods are stored, all the hideouts from the Protectorate happen, and where all the scandals occur. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/layout/lair_icons/72.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][i]Pretzel could feel something in the way one of his men were acting. Something was definitely different. Pretzel was fairly good at detecting these things, and it made him an impeccable leader. But no amount of begging would quench his bloodlust at that point. In the dead of night, the crafty imperial lurched through the base’s stone floors and rooms, seeking a man with gold runes glimmering on his scales. The Money Man, they called him. He took the money, moved the money, and stored the money. But, oh yes, Pretzel knew he was doing something else with the money. [b]His[/b] money. A hunch? Hunches were for fools. Pretzel checked the books himself, and things were starting to add up poorly. It’s often laundering or doctoring that happens, which sometimes is okay under a certain amount. But then large sums come up missing from a stash Pretzel [b]personally[/b] knew the value of. Now, how did that work? Oh, he would press the Money Man, surely. But he was likely not going to believe him. Hand gripped around a very sharp knife, Pretzel crept into Plum’s quarters where he found the spiral, as usual, still awake. “Haha, heyyyyy boss,” he muttered, his usual sly tone sliding out of his mouth. “What’s good?” “Not much,” Pretzel said. “Literally.” “Oh yeah? What’s the sitch?” Pretzel wandered around Plum’s quarters, fairly drab in design, and stopped when he eyed the safe, gold plates pleated on the door in the same glimmer as Plum’s. “Well, you know about that two million treasure heist we just did?” “Oh yeah!” chimed Plum, wriggling around himself. “That was sick!” “Truly. So can you tell me why the books said we only raked in one-and-a-quarter million treasure?” Plum stopped immediately. He didn’t pale, as it wasn’t something spirals did. But his pupils dilated harshly. “Yeah… yeah, it really ended up being only one-and-a-quarter million.” “Like hell it did,” Pretzel retorted, yanking his knife into view, ready and willing to use it. “It was! It was! I swear! I’ll count it right now!” “I counted it [b]all[/b] before I put it in your red little claws,” Pretzel spat. “You think I trust any of you idiots?” Plum was silent, staring at the knife whose only gleam was from the glowing mushrooms that surrounded the base’s windows. Pretzel didn’t move even to blink. “Where’s the rest of it?” “H-huh?” stuttered Plum. “If you give me the rest of it, you’ll leave my group and we’ll never cross paths. And I won’t kill you.” Plum shivered. “[b]Where is it[/b]?” “I-it’s gone.” Silence. “I used it to pay off a debt.” “Who do you owe that isn’t [b]me[/b]?” Pretzel asked, almost offended. “Guy named Cyber. He pulled me out of a pinch with the Sornieth Protectorate.” “Oh,” Pretzel said, thinking about it. “That was nice of him.” Plum said nothing. Pretzel almost seemed to back off, but his muscles twitched suddenly as he launched himself to Plum’s neck. “But not with my money.” Pretzel slashed harshly through thick neck and sinew, making sure to dig deep so he heard the raspy breath from the pooling blood in Plum’s lungs. Dying rather quickly, Plum was unable to close his eyes, and the lifeless glassy gaze of the Money Man stared up at Pretzel from the ground where he collapsed. Pretzel yanked the safe from the ground, making a mental note to threaten Cyber later. He didn’t close Plum’s eyes. “Haunt me.” He looked down to Plum’s corpse from his head held high, and whispered. “I dare you.”[/i][nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/jISYT8s.png[/img][/url][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]One member:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73074700][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/730748/73074700p.png[/img][/url] [b]Plum[/b] [i]The Money Man[/i][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBC5gaF.png[/img][/center]
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Day 2
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LOCATION:
Foxfire Bramble. The thorns in the bush are as strong as the thorns in our side, and a whole lot more painful once you remember your loved ones buried there.
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Discord wrote:
#pretzel-clippings============= | Search==== |

73290388p.png Pretzel Today at 07:38
EXPLAIN YOURSELVES.

73126696p.png Liev it to me Today at 07:38
Look, boss, it wasn’t me. We were doing fine until this IDIOT stomped over his own two feet!

52769240p.png MrBlueSky Today at 07:41
listen. it wasn’t anything to do with clumsiness, alright ??? it had to do with those chodes launching mana balls at us as we were leaving. it hit me right in the foot! Ok?? sheeEEEEEEEEEEEEESH

73292455p.png #2 Today at 07:42
You sound like an idiot. Why do you sound so incompetent?

73290388p.png Pretzel Today at 07:44
GET RID OF THEM, SEIFER. NOW.
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73292455p.png #2 Today at 07:58
Happily.

| Message #pretzel-clippings===========================


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____________ Two new recruits:
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Liev
The Gruff
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MrBlueSky
The Dudebro
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LOCATION:
BASE. Pretzel Clippings base, where all the goods are stored, all the hideouts from the Protectorate happen, and where all the scandals occur.
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____________ Pretzel could feel something in the way one of his men were acting. Something was definitely different. Pretzel was fairly good at detecting these things, and it made him an impeccable leader. But no amount of begging would quench his bloodlust at that point.

In the dead of night, the crafty imperial lurched through the base’s stone floors and rooms, seeking a man with gold runes glimmering on his scales. The Money Man, they called him. He took the money, moved the money, and stored the money. But, oh yes, Pretzel knew he was doing something else with the money. His money.

A hunch? Hunches were for fools. Pretzel checked the books himself, and things were starting to add up poorly. It’s often laundering or doctoring that happens, which sometimes is okay under a certain amount. But then large sums come up missing from a stash Pretzel personally knew the value of. Now, how did that work? Oh, he would press the Money Man, surely. But he was likely not going to believe him.

Hand gripped around a very sharp knife, Pretzel crept into Plum’s quarters where he found the spiral, as usual, still awake.

“Haha, heyyyyy boss,” he muttered, his usual sly tone sliding out of his mouth. “What’s good?”

“Not much,” Pretzel said. “Literally.”

“Oh yeah? What’s the sitch?”

Pretzel wandered around Plum’s quarters, fairly drab in design, and stopped when he eyed the safe, gold plates pleated on the door in the same glimmer as Plum’s.

“Well, you know about that two million treasure heist we just did?”

“Oh yeah!” chimed Plum, wriggling around himself. “That was sick!”

“Truly. So can you tell me why the books said we only raked in one-and-a-quarter million treasure?”

Plum stopped immediately. He didn’t pale, as it wasn’t something spirals did. But his pupils dilated harshly.

“Yeah… yeah, it really ended up being only one-and-a-quarter million.”

“Like hell it did,” Pretzel retorted, yanking his knife into view, ready and willing to use it.

“It was! It was! I swear! I’ll count it right now!”

“I counted it all before I put it in your red little claws,” Pretzel spat. “You think I trust any of you idiots?”

Plum was silent, staring at the knife whose only gleam was from the glowing mushrooms that surrounded the base’s windows. Pretzel didn’t move even to blink.

“Where’s the rest of it?”

“H-huh?” stuttered Plum.

“If you give me the rest of it, you’ll leave my group and we’ll never cross paths. And I won’t kill you.”

Plum shivered.

Where is it?”

“I-it’s gone.”

Silence.

“I used it to pay off a debt.”

“Who do you owe that isn’t me?” Pretzel asked, almost offended.

“Guy named Cyber. He pulled me out of a pinch with the Sornieth Protectorate.”

“Oh,” Pretzel said, thinking about it. “That was nice of him.”

Plum said nothing. Pretzel almost seemed to back off, but his muscles twitched suddenly as he launched himself to Plum’s neck.

“But not with my money.”

Pretzel slashed harshly through thick neck and sinew, making sure to dig deep so he heard the raspy breath from the pooling blood in Plum’s lungs. Dying rather quickly, Plum was unable to close his eyes, and the lifeless glassy gaze of the Money Man stared up at Pretzel from the ground where he collapsed. Pretzel yanked the safe from the ground, making a mental note to threaten Cyber later. He didn’t close Plum’s eyes.

“Haunt me.”

He looked down to Plum’s corpse from his head held high, and whispered.

“I dare you.”
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Plum
The Money Man
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[center][size=2][i](fair warning, this one isn't going to look good on mobile, sorry)[/size] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/R6Vamtb.png[/img][/url] [size=7][font=garamond]Day 3[/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Forum of the Obscure Crescent.[/i] Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/map/icons/shadow_3.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [quote=Pretzel][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol]NOW REPEAT AFTER ME. IN THIS GROUP, WE RESPECT THE BOSS.[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Gooplet][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][nextcol]In this group we respect the boss in this group we respect the boss in this group we respect the boss. [s]whatever[/s][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Calhoun][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][nextcol]______ [color=transparent]______[/color]\ in [color=transparent]______[/color] \ this [color=transparent]_______[/color] \ group [color=transparent]________[/color] \ we ======| snore and wake up everyone [color=transparent]___[/color]Π[color=transparent]___[/color] | [color=transparent]___[/color]||[color=transparent]___[/color] | [/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Gooplet][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][nextcol]Hahaha. [color=#f8f3d4]Hey Calhoun, let’s get out of these losers’ lair or whatever.[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Calhoun][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][nextcol][color=#f8f3d4]yeaH this plays BLOWS. I thowt they were cuul but whatEVER. ackin tough but not rly[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Gooplet][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][nextcol][color=#f8f3d4]Dude, yeah, did you see the way the ‘’’’boss’’’’ lost it after i dropped the knife he gave me? Pathetique[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Calhoun][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][nextcol][color=#f8f3d4]LOSERS yeha let’s get ot of here like ASAp[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Pretzel][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol]HOW ARE YOU TWO POSTING BLANK COMMENTS HERE?[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Calhoun][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][nextcol][color=#f8f3d4]LOL get a clu loser[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Gooplet][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][nextcol][color=#f8f3d4]YOUR GROUP SUCKS AND YOU LOOK STUPID IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK, IDIOT[/color][/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Seifer][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol]Highlight their text, sir.[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Calhoun][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][nextcol]aaaaaaaND BYE[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Pretzel][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol]#2 CATCH THEM AND KILL THEM. NOW. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!![/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Seifer][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol]On it.[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]x[/color] [quote=Gooplet][columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][nextcol]And I oop.[/columns][/quote] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]Two new recruits:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73407335][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734074/73407335p.png[/img][/url] [b]Calhoun[/b] [i]The Goof[/i] [nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73421572][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734216/73421572p.png[/img][/url] [b]Gooplet[/b] [i]The Zed[/i][/columns][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBC5gaF.png[/img][/center] ----- [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] Heyyyyy hey hey boss bro guy? Look what I found on our last raid. It was in one of the crates you had me catalogue so I could be useful. [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://flightrising.com/dgen/preview/progeny?age=0&body=4&bodygene=16&breed=1&element=11&eyetype=0&gender=0&tert=90&tertgene=22&winggene=11&wings=74&auth=bb164ef87eb365a86628963906600767b8dcd9b1&dummyext=prev.png[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Oh sweet Shadowbinder, what is that?[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/j2ZVG5G.jpg[/img][/center] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] Do you need me to get rid of her?[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] Hmm… No. Let’s keep her here. We’ve been failing with the new recruits. Maybe instead of finding one, we’ll just [i]grow[/i] one. Got it?[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] Got it.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] [color=transparent]__________ __________ __________ _____________[/color] ……………………... [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] ……………………...[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] ……………………...[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][right][b]Cyber:[/b] Ohhhhhhhhhh, hahaha, I get it! [i]Grow[/i] one. I gotchu, boss. You’re a clever one! [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img] [nextcol][b]Seifer:[/b] Ugh.[nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/jISYT8s.png[/img][/url] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]One new recruit:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73548458][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/735485/73548458p.png[/img][/url] [b]Lakita[/b] [i]The Baby[/i][/columns] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Zm2VbCf.png[/img] (For a while...)[/center]
(fair warning, this one isn't going to look good on mobile, sorry)

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Day 3
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LOCATION:
Forum of the Obscure Crescent. Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well.
shadow_3.png ____________
Pretzel wrote:
73290388p.png NOW REPEAT AFTER ME. IN THIS GROUP, WE RESPECT THE BOSS.
x
Gooplet wrote:
73421572p.png In this group we respect the boss in this group we respect the boss in this group we respect the boss. whatever
x
Calhoun wrote:
73407335p.png ______
______\ in
______ \ this
_______ \ group
________ \ we
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snore and
wake up
everyone
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x
Gooplet wrote:
73421572p.png Hahaha. Hey Calhoun, let’s get out of these losers’ lair or whatever.
x
Calhoun wrote:
73407335p.png yeaH this plays BLOWS. I thowt they were cuul but whatEVER. ackin tough but not rly
x
Gooplet wrote:
73421572p.png Dude, yeah, did you see the way the ‘’’’boss’’’’ lost it after i dropped the knife he gave me? Pathetique
x
Calhoun wrote:
73407335p.png LOSERS yeha let’s get ot of here like ASAp
x
Pretzel wrote:
73290388p.png HOW ARE YOU TWO POSTING BLANK COMMENTS HERE?
x
Calhoun wrote:
73407335p.png LOL get a clu loser
x
Gooplet wrote:
73421572p.png YOUR GROUP SUCKS AND YOU LOOK STUPID IN ALL CAPITAL LETTERS. TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK, IDIOT
x
Seifer wrote:
73292455p.png Highlight their text, sir.
x
Calhoun wrote:
73407335p.png aaaaaaaND BYE
x
Pretzel wrote:
73290388p.png #2 CATCH THEM AND KILL THEM. NOW. RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!
x
Seifer wrote:
73292455p.png On it.
x
Gooplet wrote:
73421572p.png And I oop.

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____________ Two new recruits:
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Calhoun
The Goof
73421572p.png
Gooplet
The Zed
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Cyber:
Heyyyyy hey hey boss bro guy? Look what I found on our last raid. It was in one of the crates you had me catalogue so I could be useful.
49198068p.png ____________
progeny?age=0&body=4&bodygene=16&breed=1&element=11&eyetype=0&gender=0&tert=90&tertgene=22&winggene=11&wings=74&auth=bb164ef87eb365a86628963906600767b8dcd9b1&dummyext=prev.png
____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Oh sweet Shadowbinder, what is that?
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____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
Do you need me to get rid of her?
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
Hmm… No. Let’s keep her here. We’ve been failing with the new recruits. Maybe instead of finding one, we’ll just grow one. Got it?
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____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
Got it.
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Cyber:
__________ __________ __________ _____________
……………………...
49198068p.png ____________
____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
……………………...
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____________ 73290388p.png Pretzel:
……………………...
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Cyber:
Ohhhhhhhhhh, hahaha, I get it! Grow one. I gotchu, boss. You’re a clever one!
49198068p.png ____________
____________ 73292455p.png Seifer:
Ugh.
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____________ One new recruit:
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Lakita
The Baby
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(For a while...)
[center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/R6Vamtb.png[/img][/url] [size=7][font=garamond]Day 4[/font][/size][/center] [columns][color=transparent]__________[/color] [nextcol][right][b]LOCATION:[/b] [i]Forum of the Obscure Crescent.[/i] Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well. [nextcol][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/static/map/icons/shadow_3.png[/img] [nextcol][color=transparent]__________[/color][/columns] [columns][color=transparent]__________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]__________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] I am going to SCREAM. It has been [i]weeks[/i] since I have had good recruits. What is [i]wrong[/i] with you two?[nextcol][color=transparent]__________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734348/73434728p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Akim:[/b] ………………[color=transparent]____________[/color] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734350/73434929p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Watcher:[/b] I knew this would come to pass. I am not alarmed.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [columns][color=transparent]__________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]__________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] ….. If you knew, why did you keep going then?[nextcol][color=transparent]__________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734350/73434929p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Watcher:[/b] I need to be murdered by a supreme being’s hands.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [columns][color=transparent]__________[/color] [nextcol][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][/columns][columns][color=transparent]__________[/color][nextcol][b]Pretzel:[/b] ….Well, alright then. I guess I will kill you myself.[nextcol][color=transparent]__________[/color][/columns] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [right][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734348/73434728p.png[/img][color=transparent]____________[/color] [size=2][b]Akim:[/b] ……Whatever. Screw this.[color=transparent]____________[/color] [center][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/cc/2180269][img]https://i.imgur.com/jISYT8s.png[/img][/url] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]Two new recruits:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73434728][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734348/73434728p.png[/img][/url] [b]Ekim[/b] [i]The Red[/i] [nextcol][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73434929][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/734350/73434929p.png[/img][/url] [b]Watcher[/b] [i]The .. Watcher[/i][/columns] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/GBC5gaF.png[/img][/center] ----- [quote=Discord][center][size=4][color=grey]#[/color][b]pretzel-clippings[/b][/size][color=transparent]=============[/color][emoji=bell] [emoji=sword] [emoji=new friend][color=grey] | Search[/color][color=transparent]====[/color][color=grey] | [/color][emoji=ping] [emoji=mystery bag][/center] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Pretzel [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:16[/color][/size] WHO IS THIS CHILD. [b]WHO IS THIS CHILD???[/b] [img]https://www1.flightrising.com/dgen/preview/progeny?age=0&body=129&bodygene=10&breed=5&element=4&eyetype=0&gender=1&tert=167&tertgene=7&winggene=8&wings=45&auth=28cdb30bf809cba6e58648d0f31ec3edc496f5d7&dummyext=prev.png[/img][/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:16[/color][/size] Someone in this server had better explain themselves. NOW. [b]ϑtechimp ϑHH ϑThe Running Man[/b][/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img][nextcol][b]techimp [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:18[/color][/size] oop. yep. sorry m8s. listen i kinda got together with myran?? and like yyeeaaahhh so like basically we didnt wanna bring no damn kids in this world. u know how it is. but anyway. thats our adopted kid. just uh u know ignore her.[/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:19[/color][/size] Excuse me??[/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Pretzel [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:19[/color][/size] ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN IN MY GROUP DOES NOT EXIST. I WILL KILL HER UNLESS YOU MAKE HER USEFUL.[/columns] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:21[/color][/size] Er. Ping him, sir.[/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732904/73290388p.png[/img][nextcol][b]Pretzel [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:19[/color][/size] [b]ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp[/b][/columns] [rule] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/491981/49198068p.png[/img][nextcol][b]techimp [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:20[/color][/size] oohh yeah yeah no prob!! I’ll teach her infosec when she’s old enough. totally will help out in protecting the group[/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/HJ3aegD.png[/img][/center] [columns][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/732925/73292455p.png[/img][nextcol][b]#2 [/b][size=2][color=grey]Today at 13:19[/color][/size] Ugh.[/columns] [rule] [center][emoji=trade][color=grey] | Message #pretzel-clippings[/color][color=transparent]===========================[/color][emoji=imperial happy][/center] [rule][/quote] [right][font=sans serif][size=1][color=#bbbabf][i][b][url=http://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id=61019]code: proxima #61019[/url][/b][/i][/color][/size][/font][/right] [color=transparent]=========[/color] [columns][color=transparent]____________[/color] [nextcol][size=4][b]One new recruit:[/b][/size] [columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73825316][img]https://flightrising.com/rendern/portraits/738254/73825316p.png[/img][/url] [b]Stallion[/b] [i]The Wrong One[/i][/columns] [nextcol][color=transparent]____________[/color][/columns] [center][img]https://i.imgur.com/Zm2VbCf.png[/img] (For a while...)[/center]
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Day 4
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LOCATION:
Forum of the Obscure Crescent. Besides drunken raves and sports games going down here, the ultimate pass off of illegal goods happens here as well.
shadow_3.png __________
__________ 73290388p.png
__________ Pretzel: I am going to SCREAM. It has been weeks since I have had good recruits. What is wrong with you two? __________

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Akim: ………………____________

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Watcher: I knew this would come to pass. I am not alarmed.____________

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__________ Pretzel: ….. If you knew, why did you keep going then? __________

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73434929p.png____________
Watcher: I need to be murdered by a supreme being’s hands.____________

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__________ Pretzel: ….Well, alright then. I guess I will kill you myself. __________

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Akim: ……Whatever. Screw this.____________

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____________ Two new recruits:
73434728p.png
Ekim
The Red
73434929p.png
Watcher
The .. Watcher
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Discord wrote:
#pretzel-clippings============= | Search==== |

73290388p.png Pretzel Today at 13:16
WHO IS THIS CHILD. WHO IS THIS CHILD???

progeny?age=0&body=129&bodygene=10&breed=5&element=4&eyetype=0&gender=1&tert=167&tertgene=7&winggene=8&wings=45&auth=28cdb30bf809cba6e58648d0f31ec3edc496f5d7&dummyext=prev.png

73292455p.png #2 Today at 13:16
Someone in this server had better explain themselves. NOW. ϑtechimp ϑHH ϑThe Running Man

49198068p.png techimp Today at 13:18
oop. yep. sorry m8s. listen i kinda
got together with myran??
and like yyeeaaahhh so like basically we didnt wanna bring no damn kids in this world.
u know how it is.
but anyway. thats our adopted kid. just uh
u know
ignore her.

73292455p.png #2 Today at 13:19
Excuse me??

73290388p.png Pretzel Today at 13:19
ILLEGITIMATE CHILDREN IN MY GROUP DOES NOT EXIST. I WILL KILL HER UNLESS YOU MAKE HER USEFUL.
73292455p.png #2 Today at 13:21
Er. Ping him, sir.

73290388p.png Pretzel Today at 13:19
ϑtechimp ϑtechimp ϑtechimp
ϑtechimp
ϑtechimp
ϑtechimp
ϑtechimp ϑtechimp

49198068p.png techimp Today at 13:20
oohh yeah yeah no prob!! I’ll teach her infosec when she’s old enough.
totally will help out in protecting the group
HJ3aegD.png
73292455p.png #2 Today at 13:19
Ugh.

| Message #pretzel-clippings===========================


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____________ One new recruit:
73825316p.png
Stallion
The Wrong One
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(For a while...)