Quests & Challenges

its the [b]for any passersbys:[/b] [img]https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/375342118912262145/897484511531663400/6ebad803-1d29-4139-8f95-2fa8c4fd6146.gif[/img] i may come off as rude or random but its really just that i dont care

Q: could you give me [apparel]/[dragon]/a skin/a loan?
A: no.

Q: alright, can i buy [apparel]/[dragon]?
A: if its not on ah then no. for dragons please check tab descriptions and send me an offer.
most of my g1 stockpile [found in the 'the bin' tab in my hibden] has been purchased for cheap [<30g a pop], if you need a price reference for them.

Q: can i buy/trade for one of your umas?
A: depends. if its mentioned in my uma sale thread or listed on ah then youre free to go obviously. otherwise ask.
i dont sell umas worn by finished projects [dragons outside the 'purgatory' and 'hell' tabs in lair and hibden respectively]. dont ask for them.

Q: do you do holds?
A: yeah. just tell me in advance that you wish for it and for how long itll last.

Q: please dont exalt the dragon you bought from me!
A: you shouldnt have put it on ah then.

Q: i dont like what you did with my dragon!
A: you shouldnt have put it on ah then.

Q: what are your other socials?
A: im sorry, but i prefer to keep them to myself and close friends. comfort, privacy, this kind of stuff. please dont ask me about any info thats more personal than whatever i have already told about myself either.

Q: nice lair.
A: thanks.

Q: your lair sucks.
A: i know.

Q: do you fart
A: yes

Q: who are you, even?
A: i am a gallus gallus domesticus specimen infused with human dna and numerous steroids and are a result of a secret, illegal polish government experiment conducted sometime by the end of 1930s and after escaping my place of 'birth' i have been responsible for committing numerous war crimes and petty crimes across the globe between 1945 and today. the interpol, amongst other smaller police units demanding my head, has issued a red notice after me. i change my place of residence at least once a day and move between countries every three days. youve not read any of this. you do not remember anything yove been told. i am nearby.

Q: will you seriously block me if i friend you
A: if my day sucked, yes

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did you know 99% of coli users quit before their big win? the egg drop is just a battle away you must fight on your wife can wait

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