General Discussion

— One time while I was drawing I accidentally rolled off of my bed and fell on the hardwood floor

— One time I tried to customize a Monster High doll by cutting off its breasts with an X-Acto knife, but my hand slipped and I got impaled on the middle knuckle of my right ring finger. In hindsight I probably should’ve gone to the doctor’s for that but it was the middle of the night and I didn’t want to wake up my parents

One time I was walking out of a restaurant. The sidewalk that was around it had little indents where trees were planted. I was carrying the food in those little styrofoam containers, and couldn’t see where I was going. Needless to say, I walked on the in-between of the sidewalk and the planter thing and fell on my knee onto the hard concrete. Nothing broke, but I got scraped up really bad.

Also I was at a party on New Years Eve once and I was dancing. I then fell and twisted my ankle. The exact same thing happened next year, on the same foot. Moral of the story: Never do New Years Eve dance parties if you’re me.

broke my tooth trying to get a metal container open (with my teeth)

So for the past three nights my dog has been waking me up to go outside and use the bathroom. Last night she woke me up 3 times. At like 3 o'clock I let her back in and used the bathroom, but I was so tired I kept accidently slamming my face on the door. At least I wasn't wearing my glasses.
And then some how I ended up lying on the floor in the hallway for like 5 minutes?

once at a friends birthday sleepover a few years back, one of my other friends said to follow her cause she found something, SO me and my excited little self started running. since i had never been there before i didn't know there was a step leading into the kitchen (where she was) and so i tripped over it and went flying a couple feet face first onto the tiles. i ended up jamming my toe and i could just barely walk for like a month.

EVERYONE SAW ME IT WAS SO EMBARASSING

Oh the universe decided that my right arm and the boardwalk should be friends.
I got a hairline fracture in my right wrist(THREE WEEKS OF A BRACE AND NO DRAWING)

Last year I twisted my ankle,instead of taking it easy,I ran every day.WOW.Now my ankles try to self-destruct every summer.YAY!

pretending he’d actually stop playing with my feelings

sliding into my carpet room that had a sea horse skeleton on the ground and sliced my leg open now i have a giant scar on my leg

I’ve burned myself pulling the same pan out of the oven, twice, the burns barley inches apart. I was toasting garlic bread.
On a more bloody note, i was CUTTING garlic bread, and the knife slipped and uh yeah. Deep cut too.
So yeah, I’ve stopped eating garlic bread

Jumping onto my bed sideways. My hips are so thick that the impact actually hurts