Why do you write Like That/Why is some of the text bolded/Isn’t this a bit… Needlessly aggressive?
I
bold text because I have ADHD and unless provided with anchors, my eyes will simply slip off the page. Also because the bolded sections are important and allow you to
skip to the important bits instead of having to sort through all the rest of the drivel I spout.
As for the writing style, I wrote the vast majority of this thread when in a Paint 3D induced rage from having to
make the banners. I made those in Paint 3D. Do you understand my suffering? I think it merits a bit of aggression.
Archer can have little a aggression. As a treat.
How much will it cost to level X dragons/My dragon is level X!
Post the specifics here and I'll give you a rough quote. As always, payment plans and sponsorships are available!
How long will it take you to level my dragons?
I can usually have them back to you
within two weeks, though it is typically less. My schedule changes a lot, and if I'm ever too overwhelmed I'll make sure to let you know and close up shop until things are running smoothly again. You're welcome to
check in on your dragons with me to see how they're doing, or just go to
my Bootcamp tab and look at their stats.
Why does it cost more if I have my own team?
...Because you have your own team. I
prioritise people who don't have lv25s and therefore can't train their own dragons. I know that training is boring and terrible, but it's more so for them. If you'd like,
you can still order training from me - just know that I charge more if you can train your own dragons. If you don't like that business model, My
affiliates can probably help you out with that.
This is very confusing.
Not a question, but I'll answer it.
Coli in general is confusing, and my job here is to make it less confusing. My general advice is to get a glass cannon build or similar(e.g. Mire flier)
STR-based build first, since they're easy to use and understand. From there, you can actually
level your own dragons instead of paying the exorbitant prices most leveling services charge. If you're uncertain,
ask questions! Make sure you're getting what you want. I am here for the questioning.
Why are you doing this/Aren't you losing money/What's your deal?
See, this is where my
tragic backstory comes in. At the time of writing, I have thirteen lv25s in my lair. I leveled them all myself, and I'm very proud of the effort I put in to have such strong dragons for the Coliseum.
But
leveling dragons sucks. Leveling dragons from scratch even more so. It is a special kind of torment that causes one to blow through an atrocious amount of podcasts. If you're new to coli, the time it takes to get a team can be an immediate turn-off. So I'm here now to give you a team and save you the suffering!
Surprisingly enough,
I'm not losing money. Don't worry about me. I am grinding all kinds of venues for all kinds of loot using
forbidden Light Flight training techniques. The eliminates I put on your dragons(if you don't provide them yourself) I get from coli!
And thus the serpent swallows its own tail. Hope this helped!
Where's the money going, then? Do sponsors receive anything?
While I believe altruism is its own reward, I do remember that not everyone can waste their time and video game currency so easily. Sponsors, while receiving
no specific rewards for their generosity, may have their
dragons trained at a discount and, occasionally, get sent little gift boxes of
loot that the dragons they sponsored collect.
As for the money I myself collect, well...