General Discussion

now im not a very injury prone person but let me tell u i am sitting here with

a) a bruise from when my hand slipped trying to open an ice cream container
b) wrist pain from playing anime rhythm games (it was bandori)

so where are my actual klutzes tonight

I was walking on a cold driveway barefoot.

Then I broke my foot by stepping wrong. I didn't even fall.

SIX WEEKS OF CRUTCHES/BOOT

[quote name="Zepher" date="2020-05-15 21:36:35" ] I was walking on a cold driveway barefoot. Then I broke my foot by stepping wrong. I didn't even fall. SIX WEEKS OF CRUTCHES/BOOT [/quote] thats what im talking about.... [quote name="eidoleon" date="2020-05-15 21:33:29" ] Multiple times while washing a knife I've let the soapy, slippery knife slip into my finger... I've not ever cut myself while actually cutting stuff though... [/quote] real texas confession despite me being exceptionally careful with them i still hate using knives :sob:

tried to eat very hot pizza instead of waiting for it to cool. some sauce dripped onto my leg and burned me

[quote name="Noibat" date="2020-05-15 21:37:55" ] tried to eat very hot pizza instead of waiting for it to cool. some sauce dripped onto my leg and burned me [/quote] thats just a mood bro....

I was walking into the water at the beach like a year back when a small tiny little wave twisted my knee and I couldn't walk
Almost drowned in like 2ft of water

More recently I was getting impatient for my cheese toast to cool so I unconsciously grabbed the pan and now I've got a nice burn

[quote name="BirdBagel" date="2020-05-15 21:53:55" ] I was walking into the water at the beach like a year back when a small tiny little wave twisted my knee and I couldn't walk Almost drowned in like 2ft of water More recently I was getting impatient for my cheese toast to cool so I unconsciously grabbed the pan and now I've got a nice burn [/quote] I ALMOST DID THE 2ND ONE A COUPLE DAYS AGO.... I WANTED RICE OUT OF THE PAN AND WENT HUH, ILL JUST GRAB THE METAL PART AND STOPPED MYSELF AN INCH AWAY

walking on a completely flat floor; I slid on a blanket and sprained my ankle... pretty sure I won the Darwin award that day :')

I once decided that a bike handle and the bridge of my nose would make good pals

Side note: I was on the bike, but wasn't even moving. Nothing hit me either.

I still have a small dent on my nose from that