General Discussion

"my hyperfixations are like jousting in my brain but on horses and its a horse race but jousting at the same time so its a horse joust and all of the hprses are losing tje race because theyre fighting for first but theyre not doing the race ritght becaus etheyre joisufint"

Spain without an a in just Spin, what, what—

This is from yesterday when I tried to explain to my friends that I was running on 3 hours of sleep and had a bad stress headache:

"So you know when like a gaming computer starts working really hard and it starts to heat up and turns on its fan?"
"Yeah?"
"That's how my head feels, except there's no fan so it's really hot."

things I've said while liveblogging a game as I'm playing it. I haven't even finished the game yet.
(bonus point to anyone who can guess the game)

"...she got lost because she was chasing a butterfly. what a dork I love her"
"annnnnnd she just picked the boulder up and yeeted it. nice."
"annnnnd boss fight. I think. kiddos just got yoinked into the mirror." (1 minute later) "oh I died."
"these nerds make me laugh. in like, a sad way. they're so cute."
"why would he do that? oh I dunno, maybe your boyfriend is insane?"
"ah yes, the flawed reasoning returns."
"they're... bickering. in a very serious moment. disaster gays."
"...no, Junior, that is NOT a good answer."
"the difference between "world" as in "existence" and "world" as in "location" is getting annoying. though I guess this has the same potential for confusion as heart, physical, and heart, ethereal..."
"gdi y'all. what happened to the whole stick together thing?"
"Vala gets distracted by a piano."
"DO NOT YEET THE ROSE"
"answers what are those"
"annnnnnnnnd they lost the braincells and accepted"
"yep, there it is, goal justifies the means mentality"
"oh so he's with zombie-Ven, got it"
"I'm currently in cutscene hell"
"Hermod, may I introduce you to the concept of misbehaving?"
"is it finally time for. the boi??"
"'win the tournament, and I'll send you a personal invitation to my domain', lose the tournament and you won't even need an invitation!"
"don't! split! the party!"
"and once again Vala has the braincell."
"can we count how many times I've said "(character) NO" in this? I feel like there's a lot"

"Nice sledgehammer physics."

"It's absolutely inhuman to eat any sort of pasta."

"Great, now you summoned the burgers." My cousin yesterday

"Cause everybody loves grandmas" My other cousin

"Did Zeus die!?"
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"Ah yes, the didhwasher."
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"I got the only thing that matters. *holds up Pokemon cards*"

"I still have temptations [to put things into my mouth]. What if I WANT to put that lego in my mouth? MOM??"

"PETER GRIFFIN SQUIDSONA"