some co-op Skywalker Saga shenanigans
"let me mount you let me mount you let me mount you"
(for context, you can ride astromech droids like R2-D2 and BB-8, and Player 2 can control where the two of you go)
*NPC screaming "Help!" at a 20 second interval*
"I think he needs help."
*at the start of a parkour course for a Kyber Brick*
"I'M DOING THIS FOR YOU, BB-8!" *falls*
"Why do it the normal way when I can just elevator you up there with the Force?"
"Are you jealous that you can't go down the water slide, BB-8? Sucks to be you."
"Get your butt up here, BENJAMIN. Pick up the lightsaber, BENJAMIN. I'm waiting, BENJAMIN."
"Frans Hals fanfiction" - my coworker
"Frans Hals fanfiction" - my coworker
Imagining dragons...
Lucky -
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fanfiction writer and chronic daydreamer -
me: (just finished rambling about a long Kingdom Hearts theory) lemme know ur thoughts if u have any :3 and let me know if I got stuff wrong because light knows I got something wrong somewhere probably
my partner: I love that you think I have any more of a grasp on KH lore than you
me: soon-ish I'll actually get around to reading the novels and character files and I'll actually have a decent understanding of the lore
me: fear my power /j
my partner: very fearsome
me: (just finished rambling about a long Kingdom Hearts theory) lemme know ur thoughts if u have any :3 and let me know if I got stuff wrong because light knows I got something wrong somewhere probably
my partner: I love that you think I have any more of a grasp on KH lore than you
me: soon-ish I'll actually get around to reading the novels and character files and I'll actually have a decent understanding of the lore
me: fear my power /j
my partner: very fearsome
Imagining dragons...
Lucky -
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fanfiction writer and chronic daydreamer -
"i mean i dont know what id do, i have no choice but to sh!t myself"
Here's a whole bunch of quotes from my friends, my family and me, very out of context, usually translated from German. Have fun.
Also, Oblivion is my name.
"Where is my brain?"
"I have back ouch ouch"
"Obliviooon, I'm sweating like a herring!"
"Why are there, like, 80 states that have 4 letters? There's Iowa, Ohio, Illinois..."
"I'll tuck you under my arm like a ladder"
"I love being disabled!" fake laughing fades into fake crying
"Did you just say Berlin doesn't count as part of Germany?"
"Blue frog!" repeated back and forth 6 times.
"Do you want to buy my egg cells? I don't want them anymore"
"Will she do yeetus or deletus? Or rather toodeloo kangaroo?"
"It's obvious why he's gay. He likes math."
"She might turn blind on that ear."
"If we are a triangle, then [friend's name] is in every corner... because... she's always 90 degress."
"Telepathy is a good thing."
"How dare you leave me alone with Oblivion? Why would you leave me alone with... THAT?"
"I want to know how gay it will be, on a scale from 1 to homosexual."
"NO, MY PIZZA IS BENDING"
"[Friend's name]'s ADHD is the reason everything is going wrong in my life." Said friend does not have ADHD.
"Am I stupid or something? Don't answer."
"It smells warm here."
"Now I can eat trash and survive. I can live like [friend's name]."
"I'll squeeze you like an accordion."
"Oh god. There are brothers in the enemy team."
"Thonks."
Here's a whole bunch of quotes from my friends, my family and me, very out of context, usually translated from German. Have fun.
Also, Oblivion is my name.
"Where is my brain?"
"I have back ouch ouch"
"Obliviooon, I'm sweating like a herring!"
"Why are there, like, 80 states that have 4 letters? There's Iowa, Ohio, Illinois..."
"I'll tuck you under my arm like a ladder"
"I love being disabled!" fake laughing fades into fake crying
"Did you just say Berlin doesn't count as part of Germany?"
"Blue frog!" repeated back and forth 6 times.
"Do you want to buy my egg cells? I don't want them anymore"
"Will she do yeetus or deletus? Or rather toodeloo kangaroo?"
"It's obvious why he's gay. He likes math."
"She might turn blind on that ear."
"If we are a triangle, then [friend's name] is in every corner... because... she's always 90 degress."
"Telepathy is a good thing."
"How dare you leave me alone with Oblivion? Why would you leave me alone with... THAT?"
"I want to know how gay it will be, on a scale from 1 to homosexual."
"NO, MY PIZZA IS BENDING"
"[Friend's name]'s ADHD is the reason everything is going wrong in my life." Said friend does not have ADHD.
"Am I stupid or something? Don't answer."
"It smells warm here."
"Now I can eat trash and survive. I can live like [friend's name]."
"I'll squeeze you like an accordion."
"Oh god. There are brothers in the enemy team."
"Thonks."
"Way! Wow to go!"
"Hair and bones... Gelatinous blobs need not apply."
"Way! Wow to go!"
"Hair and bones... Gelatinous blobs need not apply."
[quote name="Apoch" date="2022-08-22 22:39:50" ]
Honestly you could pull anything from our normal conversations and it’d be weird out of context lol
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Case and point
"Welcome to the simp club, we meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays"
Apoch wrote on 2022-08-22 22:39:50:
Honestly you could pull anything from our normal conversations and it’d be weird out of context lol
Case and point
"Welcome to the simp club, we meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays"
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