what do you mean i can't steal other peoples skin to fulfill my everlasting desire for emotional and physical connection to other beings?
what do you mean i can't steal other peoples skin to fulfill my everlasting desire for emotional and physical connection to other beings?
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Flirtatious Naga/Siren really just wants a snacc
Flirtatious Naga/Siren really just wants a snacc
I'm a bad story writer so it would just be the same
I'm a bad story writer so it would just be the same
-This woman be all up in this science stuff in here. Science Mom to the rescue!!
-This innocent, pure child of happiness and love has moose antlers...oh and also his parents got raided by the Science FBI and he never saw them again.
-This guy has hair that looks like a rino horn and is a genetically modified a**hole
-"Excuse me, no. I didn't give you permission to take over my body and feed on my sadness, inter-dimensional dead rat in a cracker. WHY DID I POKE YOU?"
-Dead-rat-in-a-cracker-lets-poke-it take 2
-"Whoops, I may or may not have summoned another demon."
-Other snazzy-hairdo guy likes to find out what is able to kill him.
-Edge-lord bringin' those I-hate-you vibes
-"What are ears?"
-This woman be all up in this science stuff in here. Science Mom to the rescue!!
-This innocent, pure child of happiness and love has moose antlers...oh and also his parents got raided by the Science FBI and he never saw them again.
-This guy has hair that looks like a rino horn and is a genetically modified a**hole
-"Excuse me, no. I didn't give you permission to take over my body and feed on my sadness, inter-dimensional dead rat in a cracker. WHY DID I POKE YOU?"
-Dead-rat-in-a-cracker-lets-poke-it take 2
-"Whoops, I may or may not have summoned another demon."
-Other snazzy-hairdo guy likes to find out what is able to kill him.
-Edge-lord bringin' those I-hate-you vibes
-"What are ears?"
Please keep in mind that my logic permit has expired and that the 76th color of the alphabet in the exact time of a parakeet eating a pie in June is equivalent to a giant whale-eating cantaloupe allergic to a chair made out of potato salami held by a sandwich that has beetle hands.
Robot girl on the run from shady tolitarian government, a gay snake and a kid with lame ice powers try to catch a train.
Robot girl on the run from shady tolitarian government, a gay snake and a kid with lame ice powers try to catch a train.
Demiguy; He/Him or They/Them
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An American Tail meets Zootopia meets The Legend of Korra with a possible dash of Banana Fish
An American Tail meets Zootopia meets The Legend of Korra with a possible dash of Banana Fish
Hmm...
- local wolf wants to train animals. stuff happens.
- local wolf wants to train animals, is very passionate. loses hope maybe ten times and his friends leave him.
- local wolf is half feral and has to team up with an annoyed girl to defeat bad wolf. stuff happens.
- human falls down hole. stuff happens.
- wolf expected to live up to mother's legacy and start a rebellion. stuff happens, now with pink donut shop cats.
- wolf is last of his species, is also magical. stuff, of course, happens.
- calamities happen. just...calamities.
- one wolf is blackmailed, another has a terrible brother, one wants to protect, one wants to rule island. stuff happens.
- hopeless war, guy decides to summon big dragon. It doesn't work. Violent stuff happens, ends up with seven dragons.
- a whole bunch of anthropomorphic animals fight robots. Cool stuff happens.
- legendary swords, darkness, and magic. Stuff happens.
- wolf stuck in abandoned laboratory. lots of stuff happens.
- Buisnesswolf spends all his time trying to bring daughter back to life, but daughter has been somehow hired as his secretary and is not recognized. Tragedy happens.
- Best friend of wolf queen realizes that something's wrong with his friend. Tragedy happens.
- Community of wolves lied to by superiors, bad stuff happens at competition, oh no.
- probably some more tragedies. and more stuff...happens.
I write a lot.
Hmm...
- local wolf wants to train animals. stuff happens.
- local wolf wants to train animals, is very passionate. loses hope maybe ten times and his friends leave him.
- local wolf is half feral and has to team up with an annoyed girl to defeat bad wolf. stuff happens.
- human falls down hole. stuff happens.
- wolf expected to live up to mother's legacy and start a rebellion. stuff happens, now with pink donut shop cats.
- wolf is last of his species, is also magical. stuff, of course, happens.
- calamities happen. just...calamities.
- one wolf is blackmailed, another has a terrible brother, one wants to protect, one wants to rule island. stuff happens.
- hopeless war, guy decides to summon big dragon. It doesn't work. Violent stuff happens, ends up with seven dragons.
- a whole bunch of anthropomorphic animals fight robots. Cool stuff happens.
- legendary swords, darkness, and magic. Stuff happens.
- wolf stuck in abandoned laboratory. lots of stuff happens.
- Buisnesswolf spends all his time trying to bring daughter back to life, but daughter has been somehow hired as his secretary and is not recognized. Tragedy happens.
- Best friend of wolf queen realizes that something's wrong with his friend. Tragedy happens.
- Community of wolves lied to by superiors, bad stuff happens at competition, oh no.
- probably some more tragedies. and more stuff...happens.
I write a lot.
keeping up with the kardashians, except they're not related and its a bunch of magical lesbians trying to kill each other
keeping up with the kardashians, except they're not related and its a bunch of magical lesbians trying to kill each other
A smol les-bean who's half demon/half dragon tries to deal with the oppressive and homophobic place known as 17th century Hell and ends up getting a wife, dying, being resurrected by said wife, leading a rebellion against the aristocracy, killing her uncle, saving her people, unleashing her dead-ish demon ancestors upon the world, and somehow making things be more balanced? She was orphaned at a young age due to said uncle, hence the revenge kill. She also probably gets to flip off God.
other OCs, same universe, milenia in the past:
Paradise Lost but everyone is 666x derp and 666x gay and Moloch is just a happy cow dad and Michael is short and salty and Gabriel is literally just saying w-t-f the entire time lol and Beelzebub is not in second command take that sucker ha ha ha
tl;dr: a bunch of weird gay demons
A smol les-bean who's half demon/half dragon tries to deal with the oppressive and homophobic place known as 17th century Hell and ends up getting a wife, dying, being resurrected by said wife, leading a rebellion against the aristocracy, killing her uncle, saving her people, unleashing her dead-ish demon ancestors upon the world, and somehow making things be more balanced? She was orphaned at a young age due to said uncle, hence the revenge kill. She also probably gets to flip off God.
other OCs, same universe, milenia in the past:
Paradise Lost but everyone is 666x derp and 666x gay and Moloch is just a happy cow dad and Michael is short and salty and Gabriel is literally just saying w-t-f the entire time lol and Beelzebub is not in second command take that sucker ha ha ha
tl;dr: a bunch of weird gay demons
-spotify incarnated sleeps through everything. no really, he's slept through everything.
-puts danganronpa under a microscope amazing
-a completely harmless story about dragons, nonexistent humans, and the fourth wall being broken.
-a story about nonexistent humans and dragons, but everybody hates dragons, including one dragon that hates everyone including herself. also the sun's gone, and so are trees.
-a terrifying story about nonexistent humans, and three dragons that go into sword art online to recover an image file of a salamander.
-spotify incarnated sleeps through everything. no really, he's slept through everything.
-puts danganronpa under a microscope amazing
-a completely harmless story about dragons, nonexistent humans, and the fourth wall being broken.
-a story about nonexistent humans and dragons, but everybody hates dragons, including one dragon that hates everyone including herself. also the sun's gone, and so are trees.
-a terrifying story about nonexistent humans, and three dragons that go into sword art online to recover an image file of a salamander.