"Twitter locked my account for being 15 and living in the shower drain."
"I always forget what next fresh crap I'll say next."
"That poor potato pot has been through so much."
"Flippin' Hanzo mains these days, man."
"I'll come to your house at midnight and steal all your corn chowder 'cause you didn't wish me a happy birthday."
"Here he is, the walking meme."
"Twitter locked my account for being 15 and living in the shower drain."
"I always forget what next fresh crap I'll say next."
"That poor potato pot has been through so much."
"Flippin' Hanzo mains these days, man."
"I'll come to your house at midnight and steal all your corn chowder 'cause you didn't wish me a happy birthday."
"Here he is, the walking meme."
"i try to influence fate and fail miserably"
"i try to influence fate and fail miserably"
"it hurts. why am i manually bruteforcing a cipher"
"guess who's at the summit! sylvain with a hat."
"biology is the darker and edgier sequel to chemistry"
"bananenschneider"
"jon arbuckle's adventures with chronic schizophrenia"
"it hurts. why am i manually bruteforcing a cipher"
"guess who's at the summit! sylvain with a hat."
"biology is the darker and edgier sequel to chemistry"
"bananenschneider"
"jon arbuckle's adventures with chronic schizophrenia"
"unlike allie over here, i'm not throwing donuts all over the haggan"
"unlike allie over here, i'm not throwing donuts all over the haggan"
blurry - they/it
rhythm game enjoyer (derogatory)
"Should I go with the OWO type voice, or the big bruh moment voice?"
"Should I go with the OWO type voice, or the big bruh moment voice?"
theDragabot
“Sharks are yellow snow”
“I didn’t hurt you, I just stabbed you,”
“It’s no fun if there isn’t a little blood”
“Oh, if you aren’t careful she’ll come for you collar bones too,”
“LET THE HORSES FLY FREE”
“Today at school, I learned I am Jesus.”
“Balancing your head on your body is the equivalent of balancing a bowling ball on a broomstick. Except, not as difficult,”
Gosh, there are too many to remember
Borrowed from a friend:
“Take my nutcracker to the old town road,”
*Cringing in the corner*
“Sharks are yellow snow”
“I didn’t hurt you, I just stabbed you,”
“It’s no fun if there isn’t a little blood”
“Oh, if you aren’t careful she’ll come for you collar bones too,”
“LET THE HORSES FLY FREE”
“Today at school, I learned I am Jesus.”
“Balancing your head on your body is the equivalent of balancing a bowling ball on a broomstick. Except, not as difficult,”
Gosh, there are too many to remember
Borrowed from a friend:
“Take my nutcracker to the old town road,”
*Cringing in the corner*
“Now I have to draw his stupid twig body with his stupid palm tree legs and his stupid squid arms.”
1."EVIL DUDE IS BACK!! DADDY HELP HE IS ATTACKING ME"
(I was in roleplay XD)
2."Did you know that my toenail has fallen of twice?"
(I kicked a door and had a heavy fold-able table dropped on my left and right toenails on accident XD)
1."EVIL DUDE IS BACK!! DADDY HELP HE IS ATTACKING ME"
(I was in roleplay XD)
2."Did you know that my toenail has fallen of twice?"
(I kicked a door and had a heavy fold-able table dropped on my left and right toenails on accident XD)
*sniffs friend's toes* "...smells like squidward."
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Me: *doing homework*
Me: OooOoOooh, I English can so good!
Me:
Me: *starts laughing maniacally*
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"no i can't eat potatoes nO I CAN'T EAT NO IT'S THEIR F A M I L Y"
