have you ever gotten a new dragon and you're like "aw sick these colors are ROCKIN"
but then
THE TERT STRIKES
and you're like!!! "aw shucks!!!! i wish there was a tert that would solve all my problems right now!!!"
WELL DO I HAVE THE TERT FOR YOU!!
INTRODUCING!!
THE BLEPtm
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!
TERT PROBLEMS? GONE
WHY SETTLE FOR BASIC WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
MAKE IT AN EARLY BREWED GENE TO GET NEW PLAYERS
EXCITED TO USE THE AWESOME MECHANIC
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
is that weird ear color getting your AMAZING DRAGON down??
JUST SLAP THE BLEPtm ON IT AND WATCH THOSE WOES WASH AWAY
WITH OUR PATENTED TECHNOLOGY, THE BLEPtm CHANGES THE COLOR OF ALL THOSE FLESHY BITS such as inner ears and beans
"oh but uh. my dragon alreadfy bleps. i dont need this."
WRONG. ok that was a bit harsh im sorry
BUT WHY SETTLE FOR THIS
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS
NOW HOLD ON
HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS FOR THIS ONE
B L A M!!!
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WALLET
AND SAY HELLO TO THE BLEPtm
PERMABABY SCROLL SALES, THROUGH THE ROOF BABY!!!!!
ITS ALL YOU COULD WANT AND MORE!!
IS IT STUPID?? YEAH
IS IT SITUATIONAL??? ISN'T EVERYTHING?
BUT DO YOU NEED IT??? ABSOLUTELY
Live blepping every breed's hatchlings
(Currently on pause!)
edit: june 16, 2021
need i say more?
edit: july 17th, 2021
moved obbys to the bottom so people can experience the thread as intended
but then
THE TERT STRIKES
and you're like!!! "aw shucks!!!! i wish there was a tert that would solve all my problems right now!!!"
WELL DO I HAVE THE TERT FOR YOU!!
INTRODUCING!!
THE BLEPtm
IMAGINE THE POSSIBILITIES!!
TERT PROBLEMS? GONE
WHY SETTLE FOR BASIC WHEN YOU CAN HAVE
MAKE IT AN EARLY BREWED GENE TO GET NEW PLAYERS
EXCITED TO USE THE AWESOME MECHANIC
AND THAT'S NOT ALL!
is that weird ear color getting your AMAZING DRAGON down??
JUST SLAP THE BLEPtm ON IT AND WATCH THOSE WOES WASH AWAY
WITH OUR PATENTED TECHNOLOGY, THE BLEPtm CHANGES THE COLOR OF ALL THOSE FLESHY BITS such as inner ears and beans
"oh but uh. my dragon alreadfy bleps. i dont need this."
WRONG. ok that was a bit harsh im sorry
BUT WHY SETTLE FOR THIS
WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS
NOW HOLD ON
HOLD ONTO YOUR SEATS FOR THIS ONE
B L A M!!!
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR WALLET
AND SAY HELLO TO THE BLEPtm
PERMABABY SCROLL SALES, THROUGH THE ROOF BABY!!!!!
ITS ALL YOU COULD WANT AND MORE!!
IS IT STUPID?? YEAH
IS IT SITUATIONAL??? ISN'T EVERYTHING?
BUT DO YOU NEED IT??? ABSOLUTELY
Live blepping every breed's hatchlings
(Currently on pause!)
edit: june 16, 2021
need i say more?
edit: july 17th, 2021
moved obbys to the bottom so people can experience the thread as intended
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my memory is so bad that i hadn't changed this since march 28th which i only know because it was "happy birthday sora" cleaning my lair, G1s for sale |
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