Is it just me or does it look like the Frigid Gem Guardian is trying to hawk off its gem? Some protector...
TOPIC | Frigid Gem...Guardian?
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Is it just me or does it look like the Frigid Gem Guardian is trying to hawk off its gem? Some protector...
[item=frigid gem guardian]
“50 Eternal Snow, can we get 50 eternal- 55 eternal snow, will we get a 55 eternal snow-“
"Come ooooon, I know you want the gem! Go on, take it"
"Come ooooon, I know you want the gem! Go on, take it"
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"Step right up, folks! I have a DOOZY of a deal for you today! For this week only, I present to you, this BEAUTIFUL ice gem! One of a kind, it's a national treasure of the Southern Icefield, and it can be YOURS for the low low price of 70 MILLION GEMS! It's sparkly, it's shiny, and it's great in lemonade! Why, I even heard that the Icewarden was planning on giving it to a special someone. Who could it be? What secrets could this lovely item reveal? Why wait to find out?! It could be YOURS, ladies and gents, for just 5 easy payments for just 70 million gems! What? That's exactly the price I listed before! How dare you impugn my integrity? I am a SALESMAN! I have a code of honor. And you know what else just oozes a sense of honor? This lovely gem! Remember, it's available for this week only! It sparkles! It shines! It has magic powers! It tells the future! You'll be the envy of everyone for MILES! It makes a majestic paperweight! And again, all for just 20 easy payments of 70 million gems!"
"Step right up, folks! I have a DOOZY of a deal for you today! For this week only, I present to you, this BEAUTIFUL ice gem! One of a kind, it's a national treasure of the Southern Icefield, and it can be YOURS for the low low price of 70 MILLION GEMS! It's sparkly, it's shiny, and it's great in lemonade! Why, I even heard that the Icewarden was planning on giving it to a special someone. Who could it be? What secrets could this lovely item reveal? Why wait to find out?! It could be YOURS, ladies and gents, for just 5 easy payments for just 70 million gems! What? That's exactly the price I listed before! How dare you impugn my integrity? I am a SALESMAN! I have a code of honor. And you know what else just oozes a sense of honor? This lovely gem! Remember, it's available for this week only! It sparkles! It shines! It has magic powers! It tells the future! You'll be the envy of everyone for MILES! It makes a majestic paperweight! And again, all for just 20 easy payments of 70 million gems!"
It is protecting the gem by trying to get it into the hands of someone who might actually have a desire to protect it :p
It is protecting the gem by trying to get it into the hands of someone who might actually have a desire to protect it :p
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[quote name="Cryoluxa" date="2020-01-30 08:54:51" ]
"Step right up, folks! I have a DOOZY of a deal for you today! For this week only, I present to you, this BEAUTIFUL ice gem! One of a kind, it's a national treasure of the Southern Icefield, and it can be YOURS for the low low price of 70 MILLION GEMS! It's sparkly, it's shiny, and it's great in lemonade! Why, I even heard that the Icewarden was planning on giving it to a special someone. Who could it be? What secrets could this lovely item reveal? Why wait to find out?! It could be YOURS, ladies and gents, for just 5 easy payments for just 70 million gems! What? That's exactly the price I listed before! How dare you impugn my integrity? I am a SALESMAN! I have a code of honor. And you know what else just oozes a sense of honor? This lovely gem! Remember, it's available for this week only! It sparkles! It shines! It has magic powers! It tells the future! You'll be the envy of everyone for MILES! It makes a majestic paperweight! And again, all for just 20 easy payments of 70 million gems!"
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Sornieth's first infomercial
Cryoluxa wrote on 2020-01-30 08:54:51:
"Step right up, folks! I have a DOOZY of a deal for you today! For this week only, I present to you, this BEAUTIFUL ice gem! One of a kind, it's a national treasure of the Southern Icefield, and it can be YOURS for the low low price of 70 MILLION GEMS! It's sparkly, it's shiny, and it's great in lemonade! Why, I even heard that the Icewarden was planning on giving it to a special someone. Who could it be? What secrets could this lovely item reveal? Why wait to find out?! It could be YOURS, ladies and gents, for just 5 easy payments for just 70 million gems! What? That's exactly the price I listed before! How dare you impugn my integrity? I am a SALESMAN! I have a code of honor. And you know what else just oozes a sense of honor? This lovely gem! Remember, it's available for this week only! It sparkles! It shines! It has magic powers! It tells the future! You'll be the envy of everyone for MILES! It makes a majestic paperweight! And again, all for just 20 easy payments of 70 million gems!"
Sornieth's first infomercial
Frigid gem guardian:
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Frigid gem guardian:
Help I'm trapped in a signature!
"Oh, you're a criminal escaping from the Icewarden's prisons? No problem! Here. Just take it. Come on, it won't hurt you! It's just a priceless gemstone. The Icewarden himself probably doesn't even know it's here, what with him sticking his nose in frozen chains and all. C'mon, just take it!"
"Oh, you're a criminal escaping from the Icewarden's prisons? No problem! Here. Just take it. Come on, it won't hurt you! It's just a priceless gemstone. The Icewarden himself probably doesn't even know it's here, what with him sticking his nose in frozen chains and all. C'mon, just take it!"
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i feel like he"s just showing it up !
"Oh loook at my pretty geeeeem ! And I'm the one who protcts it ! Isn't this absolutely awesome ?!"
"Oh loook at my pretty geeeeem ! And I'm the one who protcts it ! Isn't this absolutely awesome ?!"
i feel like he"s just showing it up !
"Oh loook at my pretty geeeeem ! And I'm the one who protcts it ! Isn't this absolutely awesome ?!"
"Oh loook at my pretty geeeeem ! And I'm the one who protcts it ! Isn't this absolutely awesome ?!"
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