[quote name="@Kivovis" date=2017-12-22 09:38:08]
[item= Stingless Bee]
Name: Stingless Bee
Caption: Float like a Butterflyfish, sting like a- oh, wait.
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This one is the absolute best.
If it doesn't win, I will be VERY disappointed in you, staff.
[quote name="GreatLordHades" date=2017-12-22 09:05:54]
[item=stingless bee]
Name: Incredibly Deadly Bee
Caption: Despite the name, this is one of the friendliest bees in the entire ecosystem, and also one of the most delicious! Now, let's gather a bunch of them in a cage, and release them at our next mellitologist meeting!
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Hey so anyone here like my ASOUE reference
THE NAME IS A LIE. THE NAME IS A LIE. (Special thanks to Phoenix447.)
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Name: Incredibly Deadly Bee
Caption: Despite the name, this is one of the friendliest bees in the entire ecosystem, and also one of the most delicious! Now, let's gather a bunch of them in a cage, and release them at our next mellitologist meeting!
I'm loving everyones entries so far! A lot of these are very creative.
[item=Brindle Muskrat]
I'm going to suggest the rename to Rustrat. To match the name theme of Muskrat and Dustrat. So they're all matching ^^;
Here's my caption entry:
(It is 157 characters)
Dragon: “What do you get if you try to cross a rat with a dragon?”
Rustrat: “I’m not a rat, I’m a rodent... AH! DRAGON! RUN!”
Dragon: “Being a jester is hard.”
Edit:
Below is more explanation for the joke, not part of the caption!
Part of the joke here is that the muskrat isn't part of the Rattus genus, thus, they're not rats but actually rodents.
The brindle pattern of its coat provides far superior camouflage than that of a regular muskrat. Unfortunately, the smell still gives it away. (Special thanks to Geliril.)
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I'm going to suggest the rename to Rustrat. To match the name theme of Muskrat and Dustrat. So they're all matching ^^;
Here's my caption entry:
(It is 157 characters)
Dragon: “What do you get if you try to cross a rat with a dragon?”
Rustrat: “I’m not a rat, I’m a rodent... AH! DRAGON! RUN!”
Dragon: “Being a jester is hard.”
Edit:
Below is more explanation for the joke, not part of the caption!
Part of the joke here is that the muskrat isn't part of the Rattus genus, thus, they're not rats but actually rodents.