acheronta wrote on 2015-05-03:
what would the dragon version of acne be
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
TOPIC | Dragon Puberty
[quote name="acheronta" date=2015-05-03 11:41:14]
what would the dragon version of acne be
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
[/quote]
My lord, it's 3 am and I'm cackling. I read this all in one go. Someone send help. XD
I can't believe no one is wondering about Jimmy. Like, first of all, is he eternally stuck in his teenage phase? Because all of these dragons have a crush on Jimmy, but they were all teens at different times! Also, does everyone live down the road from Jimmy? Where does Jimmy live?
@WolfCougarPerson
Let's think about Wildclaw teens.
Wildclaw teens going to underground fight clubs, where they pit their alpha against a rival clan's alpha.
Wildclaw teens forming gangs in school and making everyone terrified that a fight'll break out.
Wildclaw teens dating each other and fighting everyone and everything.
Wildclaw teens dating a species other than their own and being wildly overprotective of the other dragon (the Encyclopedia says that Wildclaws are prone to protecting their mates if they're another species).
Wildclaw teens challenging Wildclaw adults from other clans and the Wildclaw adults from their clan have to come save them.
A Wildclaw and a Guardian dating and them constantly trying to protect each other because the Guardian thinks that they've found their charge and the Wildclaw feels the need to protect their strong partner.
Wildclaw teens thinking they're so tough, and then males having their voice crack when challenging another Wildclaw (bonus points if the opponent is a bigger female Wildclaw who laughs at him).
Female Wildclaws loving the fact that they're bigger than males, and lording it over them. (Imagine a female having a male childhood friend, and when she grows bigger, just being like, "I'm bigger, so there!")
I can't believe no one is wondering about Jimmy. Like, first of all, is he eternally stuck in his teenage phase? Because all of these dragons have a crush on Jimmy, but they were all teens at different times! Also, does everyone live down the road from Jimmy? Where does Jimmy live?
@WolfCougarPerson
Let's think about Wildclaw teens.
Wildclaw teens going to underground fight clubs, where they pit their alpha against a rival clan's alpha.
Wildclaw teens forming gangs in school and making everyone terrified that a fight'll break out.
Wildclaw teens dating each other and fighting everyone and everything.
Wildclaw teens dating a species other than their own and being wildly overprotective of the other dragon (the Encyclopedia says that Wildclaws are prone to protecting their mates if they're another species).
Wildclaw teens challenging Wildclaw adults from other clans and the Wildclaw adults from their clan have to come save them.
A Wildclaw and a Guardian dating and them constantly trying to protect each other because the Guardian thinks that they've found their charge and the Wildclaw feels the need to protect their strong partner.
Wildclaw teens thinking they're so tough, and then males having their voice crack when challenging another Wildclaw (bonus points if the opponent is a bigger female Wildclaw who laughs at him).
Female Wildclaws loving the fact that they're bigger than males, and lording it over them. (Imagine a female having a male childhood friend, and when she grows bigger, just being like, "I'm bigger, so there!")
My lord, it's 3 am and I'm cackling. I read this all in one go. Someone send help. XD
I can't believe no one is wondering about Jimmy. Like, first of all, is he eternally stuck in his teenage phase? Because all of these dragons have a crush on Jimmy, but they were all teens at different times! Also, does everyone live down the road from Jimmy? Where does Jimmy live?
@WolfCougarPerson
Let's think about Wildclaw teens.
Wildclaw teens going to underground fight clubs, where they pit their alpha against a rival clan's alpha.
Wildclaw teens forming gangs in school and making everyone terrified that a fight'll break out.
Wildclaw teens dating each other and fighting everyone and everything.
Wildclaw teens dating a species other than their own and being wildly overprotective of the other dragon (the Encyclopedia says that Wildclaws are prone to protecting their mates if they're another species).
Wildclaw teens challenging Wildclaw adults from other clans and the Wildclaw adults from their clan have to come save them.
A Wildclaw and a Guardian dating and them constantly trying to protect each other because the Guardian thinks that they've found their charge and the Wildclaw feels the need to protect their strong partner.
Wildclaw teens thinking they're so tough, and then males having their voice crack when challenging another Wildclaw (bonus points if the opponent is a bigger female Wildclaw who laughs at him).
Female Wildclaws loving the fact that they're bigger than males, and lording it over them. (Imagine a female having a male childhood friend, and when she grows bigger, just being like, "I'm bigger, so there!")
I can't believe no one is wondering about Jimmy. Like, first of all, is he eternally stuck in his teenage phase? Because all of these dragons have a crush on Jimmy, but they were all teens at different times! Also, does everyone live down the road from Jimmy? Where does Jimmy live?
@WolfCougarPerson
Let's think about Wildclaw teens.
Wildclaw teens going to underground fight clubs, where they pit their alpha against a rival clan's alpha.
Wildclaw teens forming gangs in school and making everyone terrified that a fight'll break out.
Wildclaw teens dating each other and fighting everyone and everything.
Wildclaw teens dating a species other than their own and being wildly overprotective of the other dragon (the Encyclopedia says that Wildclaws are prone to protecting their mates if they're another species).
Wildclaw teens challenging Wildclaw adults from other clans and the Wildclaw adults from their clan have to come save them.
A Wildclaw and a Guardian dating and them constantly trying to protect each other because the Guardian thinks that they've found their charge and the Wildclaw feels the need to protect their strong partner.
Wildclaw teens thinking they're so tough, and then males having their voice crack when challenging another Wildclaw (bonus points if the opponent is a bigger female Wildclaw who laughs at him).
Female Wildclaws loving the fact that they're bigger than males, and lording it over them. (Imagine a female having a male childhood friend, and when she grows bigger, just being like, "I'm bigger, so there!")
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This thread isn't gold. It's platinum.
Also, can you imagine how often Tundras must go to the hair salon? They set all the fashion trends regarding manes and fur. Most have to get up an hour and a half before everyone else just to brush out all their fur.
Also pinging myself because ths is a plot bunny gold mine. @ViridianSylph
Also, can you imagine how often Tundras must go to the hair salon? They set all the fashion trends regarding manes and fur. Most have to get up an hour and a half before everyone else just to brush out all their fur.
Also pinging myself because ths is a plot bunny gold mine. @ViridianSylph
This thread isn't gold. It's platinum.
Also, can you imagine how often Tundras must go to the hair salon? They set all the fashion trends regarding manes and fur. Most have to get up an hour and a half before everyone else just to brush out all their fur.
Also pinging myself because ths is a plot bunny gold mine. @ViridianSylph
Also, can you imagine how often Tundras must go to the hair salon? They set all the fashion trends regarding manes and fur. Most have to get up an hour and a half before everyone else just to brush out all their fur.
Also pinging myself because ths is a plot bunny gold mine. @ViridianSylph
[quote name="acheronta" date=2015-05-03 11:41:14]
what would the dragon version of acne be
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
[/quote]
does this mean we've spending tons of money on adding pimples to our dragons faces instead of removing them. imagine having your parents pay to have zits grow on you even though you're an adult. oh god
acheronta wrote on 2015-05-03:
what would the dragon version of acne be
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
is that what gembond really is
dragon pimples?
He/Him/His
Gay and bi dragons figuring out that no, I'm more into (xyz) dragons.
Trans dragons stalking the marketplace because there are breed change scrolls and gene scrolls and name change scrolls and scatterscrolls, what do you mean there are no gender change scrolls???
Ridgie boys swordfighting with their nose horns as they grow in.
Skydancers preening because they want to impress Jimmy from the clan down the road.
Also, what about dragons of different breed/gene rarities dating? (A tundra? Sweetie, you can do so much better; you're a coatl, for glademomma's sake! Not to mention he's all basic...)
Trans dragons stalking the marketplace because there are breed change scrolls and gene scrolls and name change scrolls and scatterscrolls, what do you mean there are no gender change scrolls???
Ridgie boys swordfighting with their nose horns as they grow in.
Skydancers preening because they want to impress Jimmy from the clan down the road.
Also, what about dragons of different breed/gene rarities dating? (A tundra? Sweetie, you can do so much better; you're a coatl, for glademomma's sake! Not to mention he's all basic...)
Gay and bi dragons figuring out that no, I'm more into (xyz) dragons.
Trans dragons stalking the marketplace because there are breed change scrolls and gene scrolls and name change scrolls and scatterscrolls, what do you mean there are no gender change scrolls???
Ridgie boys swordfighting with their nose horns as they grow in.
Skydancers preening because they want to impress Jimmy from the clan down the road.
Also, what about dragons of different breed/gene rarities dating? (A tundra? Sweetie, you can do so much better; you're a coatl, for glademomma's sake! Not to mention he's all basic...)
Trans dragons stalking the marketplace because there are breed change scrolls and gene scrolls and name change scrolls and scatterscrolls, what do you mean there are no gender change scrolls???
Ridgie boys swordfighting with their nose horns as they grow in.
Skydancers preening because they want to impress Jimmy from the clan down the road.
Also, what about dragons of different breed/gene rarities dating? (A tundra? Sweetie, you can do so much better; you're a coatl, for glademomma's sake! Not to mention he's all basic...)
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@FlitFire
two Jimmy things:
First, Fae!Jimmy and all the larger dragons worrying that they're to big for him.
Second, Jimmy deciding to exalt and that flight winning dominance by the biggest landslide in history.
Also, Fae fin slang. Like super complicated and precise and kids get so embarrassed when their parents try to use it.
two Jimmy things:
First, Fae!Jimmy and all the larger dragons worrying that they're to big for him.
Second, Jimmy deciding to exalt and that flight winning dominance by the biggest landslide in history.
Also, Fae fin slang. Like super complicated and precise and kids get so embarrassed when their parents try to use it.
@FlitFire
two Jimmy things:
First, Fae!Jimmy and all the larger dragons worrying that they're to big for him.
Second, Jimmy deciding to exalt and that flight winning dominance by the biggest landslide in history.
Also, Fae fin slang. Like super complicated and precise and kids get so embarrassed when their parents try to use it.
two Jimmy things:
First, Fae!Jimmy and all the larger dragons worrying that they're to big for him.
Second, Jimmy deciding to exalt and that flight winning dominance by the biggest landslide in history.
Also, Fae fin slang. Like super complicated and precise and kids get so embarrassed when their parents try to use it.
