[center]Just...
Think about a Tundra going against a Longneck.
Imagine them trying to hug each other to death.[/center]
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VS.
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Try to fathom the fluff.[/center]
Just...
Think about a Tundra going against a Longneck.
Imagine them trying to hug each other to death.
VS.
Try to fathom the fluff.
-waves flags- GO TUNDRA!! GO FOR THE SUPER DUPER SNUGGLE ATTACK!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Now that's a sport I can get into ewe snuggle fights.
-waves flags- GO TUNDRA!! GO FOR THE SUPER DUPER SNUGGLE ATTACK!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Now that's a sport I can get into ewe snuggle fights.
Unfortunately, it probably ends with a ridgeback (who was running away from a dragon it just borrowed something from) stepping on both the tundra and the longneck thus killing them both.
Unfortunately, it probably ends with a ridgeback (who was running away from a dragon it just borrowed something from) stepping on both the tundra and the longneck thus killing them both.
Tundra wins, every time.
You'd think the Longnecks have a chance, but you forget.. The annual Flufflefight Olympics take place in the WINTER.
You think Tundras are fluffy now? That's their Summer coat! Professional Tundra Flufflefighters can be entirely spherical, and cause a rampaging Imperial on the verge of going full Emperor to suddenly calm down and snuggle up to them with a cup of cocoa with a little marshmallow floating in it.
World record is 5.34 seconds from rampage to snugglesnore.
Tundra wins, every time.
You'd think the Longnecks have a chance, but you forget.. The annual Flufflefight Olympics take place in the WINTER.
You think Tundras are fluffy now? That's their Summer coat! Professional Tundra Flufflefighters can be entirely spherical, and cause a rampaging Imperial on the verge of going full Emperor to suddenly calm down and snuggle up to them with a cup of cocoa with a little marshmallow floating in it.
World record is 5.34 seconds from rampage to snugglesnore.