because uhjh a leaf fell on my head and i coughed out a human
what the hell are airplanes?
because uhjh a leaf fell on my head and i coughed out a human
what the hell are airplanes?
Big metal birds, WITH HUMANS INSIDE THEM!!
Why must water get me wet?
Because it is WET!
Why do I have a craving for a piece of toast right now?
Because it is WET!
Why do I have a craving for a piece of toast right now?
Because bread.
Why am I gay?
Because bread.
Why am I gay?
You're gay because you were exposed to rainbows as a child.
Why is the ocean salty?
You're gay because you were exposed to rainbows as a child.
Why is the ocean salty?
Because it got its feelings hurt.
Whats up with gravity?
Because it got its feelings hurt.
Whats up with gravity?
Not much, but it's been bringing everyone down lately.
Why is my dog so dumb?
Not much, but it's been bringing everyone down lately.
Why is my dog so dumb?
Doggy brain removal surgery.
What is a shoe?
Doggy brain removal surgery.
What is a shoe?
It's a hat for your feet c:
What makes a circle a circle?
It's a hat for your feet c:
What makes a circle a circle?
being a circle of course :)
What's a bird?