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[i]- April 30 -[/i][/color]
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[b][u]Monday Weekly Riddle[/u][/b]
What has a foot, but has no legs
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Joke of the Day
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Monday Weekly Riddle
What has a foot, but has no legs
Submit your guess {Here}
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[font=Palatino Linotype][size=4][color=grey][b]Joke of the Day[/b]
[i]- May 1 -[/i][/color]
[b][u]Flowers[/u][/b]
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was taking place. The thin one leaned over and said, “We never have any fun any more. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. Completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?”asked her waiting friend.
“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”
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[font=Palatino Linotype][color=grey][b]Monday Riddle Answer:[/b] A Ruler.
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Joke of the Day
- May 1 -
Flowers
Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local townhall where a flower show was taking place. The thin one leaned over and said, “We never have any fun any more. For $5.00, I’d take my clothes off and streak through that stupid flower show!”
“You’re on!” said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill. The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes. Completely naked, she streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling. The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
“What happened?”asked her waiting friend.
“I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement.”
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Monday Riddle Answer: A Ruler.
Congrats to @ImNotUnnamed for correct answer
Oh my godddd XD
Also I guessed a Subway sandwich for the riddle, ruler is so much more obvious now that I think of it.
Oh my godddd XD
Also I guessed a Subway sandwich for the riddle, ruler is so much more obvious now that I think of it.
YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR FEET MY RULERS ARE NORMAL
YOU AMERICANS AND YOUR FEET MY RULERS ARE NORMAL
OOOOH that's quite the roast fhsdkfjhklasdjfyialj
on another note im pretty sure slugs have a foot but no leg but im assuing the riddle answer had to be something witty/clever and not random bits of knowledge XD
OOOOH that's quite the roast fhsdkfjhklasdjfyialj
on another note im pretty sure slugs have a foot but no leg but im assuing the riddle answer had to be something witty/clever and not random bits of knowledge XD