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[center] [quote][center][size=7][b]WE MOVED! NEW THREAD HERE: {[url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/forga/2424402]link[/url]}[/b][/quote] [color=BE5F7C][size=5]Everyone needs a good laugh now and then! So I decided to open up a "Joke A Day Thread" ~~~ Here, you can sign up and I will ping you a once a day Joke~ [/size][/color] [url=http://goo.gl/forms/clJzHqNilNnlWTMK2][size=5]SIGN UP HERE[/size][/url] [color=BE5F7C][size=5] Tell all of your friends! [/size][/color] [color=white]...[/color] ------- [color=white]...[/color] [color=BE5F7C][size=5]Terms Of Service / Rules [LIST] [*]These jokes/riddles are not mine [i](unless otherwise stated)[/i] and are pulled from friends, family, the Submission Forum, and other third-party sources. Rights go to the original creators [*]I will try my best to keep the jokes/riddles clean and appropriate [*]You are more than welcome to discuss and comment in the forum, but [b]please be courteous[/b] and think before you post! Others do read the comments [*]If you feel as though I, or another user, are in the wrong then [u]please contact me![/u] I am working to keep this thread as safe as I can [*]If you have any questions or concerns, I encourage you to contact me via pm [/LIST] [color=white]...[/color] ------ [color=white]...[/color] [quote] [color=grey][b]June 17- Joke of the Day[/b][/color] [b][u]The Bull[/u][/b] A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?" The old rancher replied, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he pointed at one of his fields. The FBI agent snapped at him, "I'm am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!" With that he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the ranchers face. The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier. All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels. The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, "Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!" [/quote] [size=4]You have a joke of your own? [/size] [url=http://goo.gl/forms/bLYXk3cluIgtj7833][size=5]SUBMIT HERE[/size][/url] [/center]
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WE MOVED! NEW THREAD HERE: {link}

Everyone needs a good laugh now and then! So I decided to open up a "Joke A Day Thread"
~~~
Here, you can sign up and I will ping you a once a day Joke~

SIGN UP HERE

Tell all of your friends!
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Terms Of Service / Rules
  • These jokes/riddles are not mine (unless otherwise stated) and are pulled from friends, family, the Submission Forum, and other third-party sources. Rights go to the original creators
  • I will try my best to keep the jokes/riddles clean and appropriate
  • You are more than welcome to discuss and comment in the forum, but please be courteous and think before you post! Others do read the comments
  • If you feel as though I, or another user, are in the wrong then please contact me! I am working to keep this thread as safe as I can
  • If you have any questions or concerns, I encourage you to contact me via pm
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June 17- Joke of the Day

The Bull

A rancher was minding his own business when an FBI agent came up up to him and said, "We got a tip that you may be growing illegal drugs on the premises. Do you mind if I take a look around?"

The old rancher replied, "That's fine, you shouldn't go over there though." As he pointed at one of his fields.

The FBI agent snapped at him, "I'm am a federal agent! I can go wherever I want!" With that he pulled out his badge and shoved it into the ranchers face.

The rancher shrugged this off and continued with his daily chores. About 15 minutes later he heard a loud scream from the field he had pointed out earlier. All of a sudden he could see the FBI agent sprinting towards him with a large bull on his heels.

The rancher rushed to the fence and yelled, "Your badge! Show your badge to the bull!"

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@LaughingZuru

My sister would probably like this thread lol she makes a lot of bone jokes (even ones from Undertale)
@LaughingZuru

My sister would probably like this thread lol she makes a lot of bone jokes (even ones from Undertale)
@AmeliaSageglow
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June 18 - Joke of the Day

Teacher and Student

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me and I’m going home now."

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@AmeliaSageglow
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June 18 - Joke of the Day

Teacher and Student

Teacher: "Whoever answers my next question, can go home."

One boy throws his bag out the window.

Teacher: "Who just threw that?"

Boy: "Me and I’m going home now."

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@LaughingZuru

Lol wow that's a good excuse to go home, either that or a good reason to end up staying in class longer than everyone else lol
@LaughingZuru

Lol wow that's a good excuse to go home, either that or a good reason to end up staying in class longer than everyone else lol
@AmeliaSageglow
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June 19 - Joke of the Day

Alligator

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for
Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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June 19 - Joke of the Day

Alligator

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for
Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma asked him. "I can't get any water from that water hole, Gramma" exclaimed Johnny. "There's a BIG ol' alligator down there!"
"Now don't you mind that ol' alligator, Johnny. He's been there for a few years now, and he's never hurt no one. Why, he's probably as scared of you as you are of him!" "Well, Gramma," replied Johnny, "if he's as scared of me as I am of him, then that water ain't fit to drink!"

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I don't even need to imagine why it is that the water isn't fit to drink XD That's amazing lol
I don't even need to imagine why it is that the water isn't fit to drink XD That's amazing lol
@AmeliaSageglow
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June 20 - Joke of the Day

Food
What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta!

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@AmeliaSageglow
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June 20 - Joke of the Day

Food
What do you call a fake noodle?
an impasta!

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XD That's great! I love it!
@ZoeSageglow you should take a look at these! If you're interested I can help you sign up and you can get daily jokes :D
XD That's great! I love it!
@ZoeSageglow you should take a look at these! If you're interested I can help you sign up and you can get daily jokes :D
Jokes? I love jokes!
Jokes? I love jokes!
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But I can't go on google forms right now @LaughingZuru can you add me to pinglist?
But I can't go on google forms right now @LaughingZuru can you add me to pinglist?
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