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@Siraiceshine

Granted, but they honk like a goose every step you take.

Aww sniped!

@DarkPuffin

Granted, but you're on fire now.

I wish I could meet a wizard!

@KittenFangs

Granted, now move the person behind you in line is waiting to meet him too!

I wish I had wings.

@RaynixAura

Granted! Two very large hot wings are now permanently attached to your back! They may get sauce everywhere, but at least you have a snack if you get hungry.

I wish I had a bag with an infinite amount of space inside it.

@EveningEmerald granted! only you can never find anything you put in there... there's an infinite amount of places it could be inside your bag...

I wish I could eat junk food all day long

@mikrokosmos

granted, you get type two diabetes.

i wish I could painlessly play the electric guitar

@InkwellRaven
Granted, your fancy guitar snaps when you take it on a plane because you forgot to detune it.

I wish I could buy more nice anime merch without spending hundreds of dollars.

@Okamihowl
Granted, but its only merch of anime you don't like/watch

I wish I could skip school without any sort of consequences.

@PurpleHusky

Granted, but you must past pet stores on the way home after skipping who are all holding adoption events but you aren't allowed to stop and pet any of the animals.

I wish I could have a cottage in the woods with a big garden

@CoyoteGum granted, but every day deer come through your garden and eat your plants.

I wish I could photosynthesize instead of having to consume and digest food like some kind of WEIRD NON-PLANT.

@LobotomyCorp Granted, but as payment, you have to stay in a box where there is no sunlight!

I wish I wasn't too tired to do housework.