[color=Red]Edit, Sept. 2022 - This joke had a nice run, but I’m afraid I’m closing it down. I never finished the thread; sorry to all of those on the pinglist.[/color]
[center][columns][item=Silvery Ivy][nextcol][color=Transparent]___[/color][nextcol][size=5][font=Papyrus][b]DETA: Dragons for the Ethical Treatment of Animals[/b][/font][/size][/columns][/center]
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[columns][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/61549275][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/615493/61549275_350.png[/img][/url][nextcol][color=Transparent]____________[/color][nextcol][item=Oasis Songbird]
[item=Dusty Marigold]
[item=Soylent Red][/columns]
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[size=3][font=New Times Roman][color=184926][i]”Hello, there. I am Kaarya, founder of Dragons for the Ethical Treatment of Animals [DETA]. I believe in a better world, a Sornieth where all of our wonderful creatures will be able to co-exist in peace.
“We dragons have oppressed these other species for far too long. We have been considering them inferior, when in fact it is time for us to realize that we are all the same- living, breathing beings with thoughts, feelings, and dreams, scrapping by to survive in a cruel society.”
“Here at DETA, we strive to alert others to the pain and suffering our animal brethren are experiencing at the cruel claws of dragon-kind, and to stir their hearts to action.
“In order to achieve this great dream, however, we must work hard. And indeed, work hard we shall! For it is our calling as dragons to treat [i]all[/i] others with respect and dignity.
[right][font=New Times Roman]— [color=184926]Will [/color][url=https://flightrising.com/main.php?p=lair&tab=userpage&id][color=Green][i]you[/i][/color][/url][color=184926] help make this happen?”[/color][/right][/color][/font][/size]
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Edit, Sept. 2022 - This joke had a nice run, but I’m afraid I’m closing it down. I never finished the thread; sorry to all of those on the pinglist.
Silvery Ivy
Plant
These leaves have a metallic sheen, but are not composed of actual silver.
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DETA: Dragons for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
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Oasis Songbird
Meat
The song of the Oasis Songbird has saved many a thirsty dragon from death by leading them to water.
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Dusty Marigold
Plant
Where this plant lacks in vibrancy it makes up for in deliciousness.
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Soylent Red
Meat
This reddish wedge of matter is super tasty! No, really! It does not smell weird at all! EAT IT. IT IS SHAPED LIKE A DRUMSTICK.
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”Hello, there. I am Kaarya, founder of Dragons for the Ethical Treatment of Animals [DETA]. I believe in a better world, a Sornieth where all of our wonderful creatures will be able to co-exist in peace.
“We dragons have oppressed these other species for far too long. We have been considering them inferior, when in fact it is time for us to realize that we are all the same- living, breathing beings with thoughts, feelings, and dreams, scrapping by to survive in a cruel society.”
“Here at DETA, we strive to alert others to the pain and suffering our animal brethren are experiencing at the cruel claws of dragon-kind, and to stir their hearts to action.
“In order to achieve this great dream, however, we must work hard. And indeed, work hard we shall! For it is our calling as dragons to treat all others with respect and dignity.
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(More info/links/Click here to donate/stance on familiars/how to become member
Ahhghsfkjnsfjkvnkaefjnefkjnskjnlejjwenfiuwenfojaenfkjnkdajgnkemansekijvoisejfoijsrv when am I going to find the motivation to finish this...
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[b]wAnT tO bEcOmE aN oFfIcIaL mEmBeR oF DETA? [/b]
Just ask Kaarya! [s](and send in an optional but encouraged fee/donation of at least 5KT)[/s]
[b]Entry Form ~[/b] ([color=Red]one per dragon[/color]):
[code]
[font=New Times Roman][b]My Name:[/b][/font]
[font=New Times Roman][b]What I Look Like:[/b][/font] (image)
[font=New Times Roman][b]Why I would like to join DETA:[/b][/font]
[font=New Times Roman][b]Donation:[/b][/font] (Optional but encouraged)[/code]
Hehehehehehehehehe that’s progress
[url=https://www1.flightrising.com/forums/drs/2866311/1#post_43457424][color=Green]Click to Donate![/url][/color]
(More info/links/Click here to donate/stance on familiars/how to become member
Ahhghsfkjnsfjkvnkaefjnefkjnskjnlejjwenfiuwenfojaenfkjnkdajgnkemansekijvoisejfoijsrv when am I going to find the motivation to finish this...
Later ~
wAnT tO bEcOmE aN oFfIcIaL mEmBeR oF DETA?
Just ask Kaarya! (and send in an optional but encouraged fee/donation of at least 5KT)
Entry Form ~ (one per dragon):
Code:
[font=New Times Roman][b]My Name:[/b][/font]
[font=New Times Roman][b]What I Look Like:[/b][/font] (image)
[font=New Times Roman][b]Why I would like to join DETA:[/b][/font]
[font=New Times Roman][b]Donation:[/b][/font] (Optional but encouraged)
This dragon is often seen at the Trading Post, and she offers "pet bonding exercises" to anyone who is interested.
Baldwin -
He's a MONSTER
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(More to come soon, plus I need to update the old one soon)
(Did you have a hard time becoming vegetarian as a Wildclaw?)
Disclaimer:
This organization is just a parody of PETA, and is only here to add lore for Kaarya and to the Flight Rising world of Sornieth. Donations to SilverSong92 will be accepted(and ultimately used for the greater good), but keep in mind that they will not likely be going to help save all those innocent lives from the Coliseum or Baldwin's Brew. I mean no disrespect to anyone who is vegetarian, vegan, or even a part of PETA, your ideals with that are all fine [as long as you don’t, you know, hurt others due to it.]
This organization is just a parody of PETA, and is only here to add lore for Kaarya and to the Flight Rising world of Sornieth. Donations to SilverSong92 will be accepted(and ultimately used for the greater good), but keep in mind that they will not likely be going to help save all those innocent lives from the Coliseum or Baldwin's Brew. I mean no disrespect to anyone who is vegetarian, vegan, or even a part of PETA, your ideals with that are all fine [as long as you don’t, you know, hurt others due to it.]