Written for my Explore the Scarred Wasteland event that's ending today. I like it so I'm counting it
Mochi is heading home. It's been a long and (frankly) exhausting month of travel and interaction with all sorts of Plagueland denizens and tourists. He feels like he's learned a ton, gained much, and maybe spread a bit of good will himself, but he's ready to return to familiar places and familiar faces and maybe just sit for a day or two. He's daydreaming about all the things he wants to do when he gets home when a quiet cough pulls him out of his reverie.
He looks up into a toothy grin and bulging, pustule-like eyeballs crawling all over a rather unfortunate face. He leaps back with a sharp intake of breath, ready to run if the occasion requires it, but the mirror only stares politely back at him. That's when Mochi notices the clipboard. And the hat.
The mirror clears his throat and holds the clipboard up to his nose, milky eye sacs quivering with indistinct movement. "Hello! Sir or Madam or both or non-specifying. I am..." he pauses, "Vibrio, and I would like to tell you about an association of long and noble standing. Do you have a moment to learn more about this prestigious league of fellowship?" The mirror continues without pausing. "The Mirrors-In-Hats club was established.... I'm sorry I'm not very good at math. Was established a fair number of years ago to bring Mirrors-In-Hats lovers together from all around Sornieth. Our club members conduct many charitable works to support mirrors and especially mirrors that wear hats. This necessary philanthropy has brought hats to mirrors who would otherwise be hatless and living in hatless ignorance. Our missionaries have hatted these hatless mirrors the width and breadth of Sornieth except for the Southern Icefields because that place is too far and cold but we have sent them pamphlets. Numerous pamphlets." The mirror licks a thumb and flips over a page on the clipboard. "Today I am asking if you would like to join our illustrious ranks in the Mirrors-In-Hats club. Pause for response. Thank you so much for your patronage, new member's name! Please accept these small tokens of membership so that you may know your fellow Mirrors-In-Hats members and they may know you. Membership dues are owed on the first of every month. Hand new member pamphlet and blank billing form. Please have a wonderful day!"
The mirror nods to himself, lowers the clipboard, and gives Mochi another brilliant grin as he offers the following items:
Mochi is heading home. It's been a long and (frankly) exhausting month of travel and interaction with all sorts of Plagueland denizens and tourists. He feels like he's learned a ton, gained much, and maybe spread a bit of good will himself, but he's ready to return to familiar places and familiar faces and maybe just sit for a day or two. He's daydreaming about all the things he wants to do when he gets home when a quiet cough pulls him out of his reverie.
He looks up into a toothy grin and bulging, pustule-like eyeballs crawling all over a rather unfortunate face. He leaps back with a sharp intake of breath, ready to run if the occasion requires it, but the mirror only stares politely back at him. That's when Mochi notices the clipboard. And the hat.
The mirror clears his throat and holds the clipboard up to his nose, milky eye sacs quivering with indistinct movement. "Hello! Sir or Madam or both or non-specifying. I am..." he pauses, "Vibrio, and I would like to tell you about an association of long and noble standing. Do you have a moment to learn more about this prestigious league of fellowship?" The mirror continues without pausing. "The Mirrors-In-Hats club was established.... I'm sorry I'm not very good at math. Was established a fair number of years ago to bring Mirrors-In-Hats lovers together from all around Sornieth. Our club members conduct many charitable works to support mirrors and especially mirrors that wear hats. This necessary philanthropy has brought hats to mirrors who would otherwise be hatless and living in hatless ignorance. Our missionaries have hatted these hatless mirrors the width and breadth of Sornieth except for the Southern Icefields because that place is too far and cold but we have sent them pamphlets. Numerous pamphlets." The mirror licks a thumb and flips over a page on the clipboard. "Today I am asking if you would like to join our illustrious ranks in the Mirrors-In-Hats club. Pause for response. Thank you so much for your patronage, new member's name! Please accept these small tokens of membership so that you may know your fellow Mirrors-In-Hats members and they may know you. Membership dues are owed on the first of every month. Hand new member pamphlet and blank billing form. Please have a wonderful day!"
The mirror nods to himself, lowers the clipboard, and gives Mochi another brilliant grin as he offers the following items: