Dragons For Sale

[center][b][u]hello everyone, and welcome to my [i]egg[/i]citing new little hatchery![/u] [/b] [center](still a bit of a work-in-progress!)[/center] here you will find a small variety of jokes, japes, and puns to tickle your funny bone! flick through the pages, and if you find yourself [i]cracking[/i] up at any of the [i]egg[/i]celent selections of jokes, feel free to take them home and share with your lair! [img]https://64.media.tumblr.com/2914a384ca531ed8df1f632a7c9ce130/f2d2bda2afa062f1-e3/s500x750/32f8479e738a4895ddf6169270856659534f9bb3.png[/img][/center] this is basically just a small place for me to find homes for the hatchlings of my pairs! my prices are flexible, as long as you are offering above fodder prices (10g/kt or lower) and close to their original price range (within 5-15g/kt, depending on the original price i will give more haggling room!). all hatchlings can be purchased for both treasure or gems! mixed payment is welcome too! [b][u]a few other rules to keep in mind, as well as extra info:[/u][/b] [LIST=1] [*]this hatchery operates on a first-come-first-serve basis, so keep in mind the hatchling you want may be bought by someone else! if that is the case, please be respectful! [*]please be respectful in general! this is just a silly little hatchery on the silly little pixel dragons website, so there is no need to be a [i]rotten egg[/i] and be rude to other people! [*]the jokes i will be naming my pairs will primarily be terrible puns or knock-knock jokes, so you have been warned! [*]i only have a few pairs, and will likely not [i]eggs[/i]pand too much. i am the only person operating this hatchery at the moment, and i'd like to keep it simple so it stays manageable! [*]if you have jokes to share, or suggestions for a better name for a pair, feel free to share them! if your joke is better than my initial idea, i will possibly rename the pair and credit you for the joke! plus, now there's more jokes to be found! [*]for the above, please do not make jokes that are at the expense of others, or that are purposely cruel or hateful. that's not funny. [*]if you are unsure if your joke could be interpreted as malicious, please look for a second opinion before posting it. you can even pm me about it if you want! [*]i have limited available lair space, so if a dragon does not find a home within a month, they will be exalted. [/LIST] [pinglist=35856]

[center][b][u]now, here is a selection of currently available hatchlings![/u][/b][/center] [quote name="Poltergeistclown" date="2024-08-24 23:30:23" ] new hatchlings! [b]from the pawn shop:[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182946][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182946_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182947][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182947_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182948][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182948_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182949][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182949_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [pinglist=33817]

wip (pairs) [quote=knock knock! who's there? banana. banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana. banana who? knock knock! who's there? banana. banana...] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/94785208][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/947853/94785208.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/95244166][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/952442/95244166.png[/img][/url] xxy/xxx banana/banana/banana-lavender 50% obelisk/50% fathom 100% harlequin/jester 98% sparkle/2% glimmer[/quote] [pinglist=33815] [quote=where do chess players looking for a bargain shop? at the pawn shop!] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/94417835][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/944179/94417835.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/94376928][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/943770/94376928.png[/img][/url] hatchlings are pure g2s xyz azure-olive/carrot-gold/sunshine-eldritch 100% dusthide 100% harlequin/chess 50% wavecrest/50% greenskeeper[/quote] [pinglist=33817] [quote=regards from jaws truly, the sharks] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/94428647][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/944287/94428647.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/94836153][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/948362/94836153.png[/img][/url] xxy/xyz coral/thistle-carmine/orca-maize 75% snapper/25% fathom 100% harlequin/jester 50%sparkle/50%spines[/quote] (trying to think of a better joke for this pair) [pinglist=33818]

[b]laughing in new lairs! (sold dragons showcase, a bit messy and incomplete)[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96607830][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/966079/96607830.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140275][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/971403/97140275.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96607835][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/966079/96607835.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96417828][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/964179/96417828.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96607834][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/966079/96607834.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96417830][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/964179/96417830.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140274][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/971403/97140274.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140289][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/971403/97140289.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140287][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/971403/97140287.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98697722][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/986978/98697722.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98175442][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/981755/98175442.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98175440][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/981755/98175440.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97649390][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/976494/97649390.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98726120][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/987262/98726120.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98726119][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/987262/98726119.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98175435][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/981755/98175435.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98175433][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/981755/98175433.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/98175432][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/981755/98175432.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97649378][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/976494/97649378.png[/img][/url][url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97649377][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/avatars/976494/97649377.png[/img][/url]

reserve

reserve

new hatchlings! [b]from the pawn shop:[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96905938][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/969060/96905938_350.png[/img][/url] spruce/sunshine/cerise male [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/96905937][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/969060/96905937_350.png[/img][/url] pear/orange/clay male [emoji=gem size=1]15g [pinglist=33817] [b]from jaws truly:[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140289][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/971403/97140289_350.png[/img][/url] coral/lead/moon female [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140287][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/971403/97140287_350.png[/img][/url] coral/platinum/cream male [emoji=gem size=1]15g [pinglist=33818] [b]from banana who:[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140277][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/971403/97140277_350.png[/img][/url] banana/banana/murk female [emoji=gem size=1]40g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/97140274][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/971403/97140274_350.png[/img][/url] banana/banana/overcast male [emoji=gem size=1]40g [pinglist=33815]

[b]from the pawn shop:[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182946][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182946_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182947][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182947_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182948][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182948_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/99182949][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/991830/99182949_350.png[/img][/url] [emoji=gem size=1]15g [pinglist=33817]