Dragons For Sale

@snek
This is probably the best hatchery I've ever seen. Can I have Holiday? If that one's claimed already but others are left, I still probably want one.
Edit: I was looking at the pair and it looks like all the kids have been exalted. If so, I'd like to be put on the pinglist.

[quote=CS TICKET #15]@taniquetil We apologize for the confusion! Unused Jazz Paper Cups are eventually donated to Earthshaker in order to ensure that his bathrooms are always neat and hygienic, and we're afraid you caught us shortly after we finished passing him the latest batch. Our inventory has been updated to reflect this change. Still, we are thrilled to know that you are interested in our product, and would be happy to add you to our update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support, and we hope to see you again soon! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk PS: We're very proud of our Factory, and are delighted to hear that you have enjoyed your initial tour of the premises![/quote]

lolll this is so terrible and so. good. [emoji=spiral tongue size=1]

[quote=CS TICKET #16]@Nrogara We at the Jazz Paper Cup Factory suppose that it is better to be great and terrible than just plain terrible by itself! Still, in the interest of attempting to earn a [i]wonderful[/i] where the terrible once was, we've elected to send you a tiny sample of our product, so that you may experience the true joy of Jazz Paper Cups for yourself. You will find it attached to this message. Please enjoy! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote] [center][img]https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/482612823739072524/588934021174657067/sample.png[/img][/center]

lol XD best customer service ever

@Snek Oh my god please add me to the pinglist for these.

@Snek Can you please add me to the mailing list? I love your product.

[quote=CS TICKET #17]@Kilwin @Wishing4Reality We have taken notice of your interest in Jazz Paper Cup dragons and added you to our production update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote]

ping please! <3

[quote=CS TICKET #18]@Ickypossum We have taken notice of your interest in Jazz Paper Cup dragons and added you to our production update mailing list per your recent request. Thank you for your support! Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk PS: See the following announcement.[/quote] [quote=MAILING LIST VOL 5]@Rufusdrumknott @Skelestial @Hungry @FreeToFly @Taniquetil @Kilwin @Wishing4Reality Greetings! The Jazz Paper Cup Factory is pleased to announce that both shipments of our product have arrived on time and are now fully stocked. If you would like to make a purchase, please reply to this letter with a claim declaration and visit your nearest Crossroads location. A representative will collect your 20k/20g payment and deliver your Jazz Paper Cup dragon as soon as possible. If we run out before you are able to pick one up, never fear! A fresh batch will be on the way in roughly two short weeks. Have a great day! JPCF Customer Service Desk[/quote]