Art Sales

[b]Status:Closed for now[/b] That's right I'll subject any dragon of your choosing to the horrors of photoshop for any price you want! (I accept [i]literally[/i] everything as payment) Even for free!* (*If you do choose this option you're going on [i]the wheel[/i] which will decide who goes next, there's no order here only chaos but I will most likely get to you eventually™) Just use this handy-dandy simple form and I will supply you with freshly baked abominations very soon™ [quote=Order form] Payment type: Sacrifice of your choosing: [/quote] [b]No need to ping me I am subscribed to this thread! Also I'd prefer if you wait until after I finish your order and send payment via PM since the crossroads seem to be glitching a lot lately![/b] I will [u]Not[/u] guarantee overly specific requests because I just don't find it very fun. Please feel free to make any kind of comment on the dragon you're sacrificing since that may effect how the final result will end up [emoji=coatl winking size=1] NO: " edit my dragon to be wearing this very specific hat" -Too specific I don't really get any room for shenanigans here :( YES!!!: "My dragon here likes watermelons" -Yes!!! Do tell me a little bit about your sacrifice! I can edit your dragon into a watermelon, I can replace every watermelon in a field of them to have your dragons face on them, I can open up the mouth of your dragon real wide and put a watermelon there! I get plenty of options for my madness! It ends up being a surprise for both of us! :D (Feel free to sacrifice multiple dragons, go wild, but please stick to one order per day) Also due to the nature of how this thread is handled I can't really keep track on if everyone sees their phoatlshop, I just throw one ping and hope you see it. ^^; Generally speaking the more money you throw at me the more chaotic your edits will get. (If you pay me 10000g I will edit your dragon into a bee, and re-edit the entire bee movie to involve your bee-dragon) [center][b][u]The Wheel:[/u][/b][/center] [center][size=1]nobody is here[/size][/center] Do feel free to leave a review after I hand you your disaster! An actual comment? Incoherent screaming? "1/5 this thing haunts my bathroom now :(" ? I want to hear it! Or if you don't want to that's fine as well! [center][b]The list:[/b] ------------ [pinglist=15729][/center]

[center][size=4]Still not convinced yet? Just look at some of the highlights![/size][/center] ------------- [center][url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7GpIkP42Qk]The one video I made so far[/url][/center] [quote name="GroceryStore" date="2022-10-14 13:06:29" ] [img]https://i.imgur.com/RxW6HGj.jpg[/img] Fun things to look for!: -flying skeleton -Live, Laugh, Love sign -Oil -My Heart and Everything else (different paces) -A gallon of rat poison -... [i]:)[/i] -And more!!! (I don't think anyone else has edited more dragons into one phoatlshop before, for reference I edited ~336 dragons) [/quote] [quote name="The." ] [img]https://i.imgur.com/mySmdB3.png[/img] This one took me a while but now I will introduce you to [b]The[/b]. (Zoom in for the enhanced experience.) [/quote] [quote name="Human teeth snapper" ] [img]https://i.imgur.com/cEVuhsq.png[/img] Awful enough for your tastes? [/quote] [quote] I love being asked to do my worst because then I can do stuff like this with absolutely 0 consequences! [img]https://i.imgur.com/wAmb3oJ.png[/img] Toilet's haunted. [/quote] [img]https://i.imgur.com/hrjEHTZ.png[/img] [quote name="Raptondragon" date="2022-09-11 16:45:49" ] [quote name="GroceryStore" date="2022-09-11 16:42:28" ] @/Raptondragon Ohoho! Is that a challenge? [img]https://i.imgur.com/KXIGehb.png[/img] [/quote] PFFFT ITS AMAZING I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH GOSH [/quote] Some of the top reviews of my edits! [quote name="Top review"] All of these images are Terrifying, Hilarious, Amazeing, Ugly, Cursed, And beautiful all at the same time. I consider this modern art. [/quote] [quote name="New word just dropped! "]oh my gosh these are all so lovely... top tier abominationification of all sacrifices stunningly excecuted [/quote] [quote name="supplying only the best!" ] You go to your local grocery store to buy something for dinner. I go to MY local grocery store to buy unspeakable horrors. [/quote] [quote name="I might offer mercy for an extra 10g "] 90/10 *laughs and then incoherently sobs and offers my empty can for a chance at mercy* [/quote] [quote name="tears of joy no doubt"] im cryinf rught noe. [/quote] [quote name="the skeletons are turning you into one of them"] OH MY GOD THR THE SKELETONS IM DYING [/quote] [quote name="so funny the H disappeared"]*WEEZE* [/quote] [quote name="I am bewildered and confused"] farts [/quote] [quote name="screaming"] [i]-Confused screaming-[/i] [/quote] [quote name="lungs are also a word that can be used" ] My breathing system exploded when I saw that. [/quote]

[center][i]Payment type: A stack of glass and three gems(separate payments). Sacrifices of your choosing: [b]hands you my offspring[/b] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/63229351][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/632294/63229351_350.png[/img][/url] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/73985344][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/739854/73985344_350.png[/img][/url][/i][/center]

@CinderTail Fresh from the phoatshop oven! :D [img]https://i.imgur.com/E2UyQQU.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/YbfXkOh.png[/img] the gear eyes are to distract you from the lack of hind legs :)

Payment type:10g Sacrifice of your choosing:[url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/80023094][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/800231/80023094_350.png[/img][/url]

@reilybug Enjoy your "Fae"! [img]https://i.imgur.com/GvOvNpT.png[/img]

[b]Payment type:[/b] x1[item=Vial of Hypnotic Sight] (Will be sent in a moment) [b]Sacrifice of your choosing:[/b] Turn him into more of a monster than he already is [i]I dare you[/i] [url=https://www1.flightrising.com/dragon/80408175][img]https://www1.flightrising.com/rendern/350/804082/80408175_350.png[/img][/url]

@Raptondragon Ohoho! Is that a challenge? [img]https://i.imgur.com/KXIGehb.png[/img]

[quote name="GroceryStore" date="2022-09-11 16:42:28" ] @/Raptondragon Ohoho! Is that a challenge? [img]https://i.imgur.com/KXIGehb.png[/img] [/quote] PFFFT ITS AMAZING I CANT STOP LAUGHING OH GOSH

@RaptonDragon

Glad you enjoyed! :D